>All that stupid text during promos >The clip art cage during the usos promo >ROCKSTAR >DB is doing clickbait top 10 lists Did someone in THE wwe decide that they needed to appeal to teenagers and decide the best way to do it was to emulate snapchat shit "youtubers"? God help me.

>>97511 >Bliss takes off her neon hair and closes one eye slightly and people think she's another person

I wanna marry her lads

>>97509 Airing Here: >>>/reddit/ (remove the period after Y only)

>>97515 >only post on the entire board >shilling your shit stream site No.

Who'll be the next gay he will slay?

>>97514 How dare you post that filth, B ayley is pure!

>>97517 >aj stares at the gay community.jpg You, apparently.

>>97511 Larrysteve vs Notorious PIG at WrestleMania

>>97513 She's growing on me, lads. Her nose gives her character, I think she's kinda… cute.

>>97522 Not crazy about the half-shaven head, though. That's always trouble.

not watching live will catch 5 minute highlights on yt after just came to post LIV LOOKING REAL CUTE

>>97524 >Bliss thinks she can fool people by putting glasses on

>>97521 >bork is an unsafe worker and throws a fit over every accidental botch Why is he still in the company?

>>97509 >oh wow a fucking clickbait top 10 listicle on live tv what a great fucking idea To be fair, i've always thought a ranking list could actually help some stars in getting over. It might do wonders for guys like Elias, Rusev and Roode, who are still looking for the rub, if fans saw they were ranked like the 3rd or 4th biggest superstar in the company. Kinda as a reinforcement if anyone ever has the thought, "why am I backing this guy? He's a loser." Not if he's 4th in the power rankings he's not. The trick would be, of course, to rarely if ever show the guys way lower down on the list, unless you meant to emphasize their rise from the lower card up. Because it could have the reverse effect, making guys deserving of a push seem like schlubs. I dunno, i'll wait and it, this could have potential.

>>97526 Yeah, this. I'm wayy over his schtick at this point and really tired of his shit.

>>97518 >B ayley is pure!

>>97526 >muh mastodons are draws

>>97529 Th…That's Booley?? This is one of her hotter pictures. If only we could also see that fat ass of hers as well.

>>97531 >Booley Aww… nerdfilter dudes… not cool, bro, not cool.

>>97529 According to the intarweb, that's Booley's sister Jess.

>>97531 It's her sister.

>>97533 >>97534 Because the internet is an asspool of lies, no, turns out her name is Brenda Martinez.

>>97536 She's still pissed Vince killed her scriptless show.

>>97536 Anon, you're like a bitch whisperer. I probably would've never picked up on that. How many girls have you banged in your life? Probably a fuckton, no pun intended.

>>97532 >getting BTFO kek

>>97539 RENEE DID THE UNIMAGINABLE

>>97542 goddammit that got me

plz let the KO/Sami BREAKup be a work plz plz plz

>>97544 KA MI

KEK, BASED RUSEV DAY CAN'T KRUSCHEV THE RUSEV

>>97546 >Posting a random gif of a crowd shot

>you are living vicariously through Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens wew

ADDRESSING THE BOOKER T/COREY GRAVES HEAT Madman status: ABSOLUTE

>new day posting on twitter WHAT AN EXCITING SEGMENT FIVE YEARS

>rosegold >not goldrose REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>97554 This was a happy accident. These two have great chemistry.

Any leaves here, is cucknaidan TV audio usually like this? >have to turn it up like fucking crazy to hear anything >but have to shut down bass in your soundcard settings so the subwoofer doesn't piss the neighbors off because the audio source's bass is boosted stupidly high

AHMMAGONNA BEACHU AH RESTREMANIA

This is the Pepsi that scarred the King of Pop for life and set him down a road of painkiller addiction and batshit insanity.

>no one woman can best three Shut up Graves.

>>97562 You shut up, Corey is a god tier commentator.

>>97563 >shills the shit out of Nia Fats who is booked to take on and beat multiple women at once one night <NO WOMAN CAN TAKE ON MULTIPLE WOMEN AT ONCE the next Corey's a numale soycuck with 1000000 retarded tattoos.

>>97557 American TV audio is fucked too. Ours is more like: "Ok, here's the plan. What we gotta do is…mumblemumblemumble…kangajato….mumble…mumble…" "Yeah, ok. But what if the other guys mumble mumble mumble…Stacy…. kill em all… mumble mumble…" -Cut to commercial: TACOS, BITCH! COME THESE MUHFUCKIN TACOS!!!

>>97565 Stop posting, Booker.

>>97567 I'm not a leaf, I'm watching taima because I have no cable.

>>97568 Daily reminder that guy got a huge diversity payout over that event.

>>97571 shieeeet

>>97568 >No selling the mace

>Renee's still pissed kek

IMPACT IMPRESARIOS COLLISION COUSINS

When the fuck are the Bludgeon Brother going to challenge for the titles?

Another fight whit jobbers

>bix noods come out Is an actual fucking storyline starting?

>>97581 lol nope

The fuck whit this

>>97582 Pic related's going to have to happen again to try to bring in ratings at this rate, because it's not like ROAD DOGG AND THE FIVE YEARS CREW are doing anything with SD to make it get over like the RAM crew is able to.

>the resident What is this shit, a non-opiates-related knockoff of House?

>>97582 >>97581 Perfect time. Perfect setting. Perfect pairing. lolnope, let's just have them walk right past them and not even acknowledge one another. (((5 YEARS)))

>>97587 slow build brother hh

>chain gang oy vey that's racist

★_★

>>97590 Pearls before swine, that was actually a pretty solid promo and Usos are like top 2 tag teams in the company.

CLICKBAIT LISTICLE TIME >the filming area is even set up like whatcuckcture/youtube vlogger trash

>>97589 >implying chain gang is race based

Time to get wild?

>>97590 Now I realize what the problem was, and why it didn't connect. It was aimless. They didn't direct it at anybody. Would've been a perfect time to talk reckless and start naming names, even namedrop the Concussion Cousins to get buzz going about a potential feud.

>haich jr >the TWO tag teams that get pushed to the moon already >naomi >Ric Flair's daughter Wow yeah, they're really the underdogs. >some kid in the background has the AJ gloves

Hmm, so first the pelting him with pancakes thing, and now this, I think Big E is really sore with Graves behind Booker T.

Well, this was a lost of time.

>>97602 Riveting commentary right there, am I right fellas

>>97602 >this is what we lost for "black maggle"

>>97602 Kek, watch Rosenberg's face. He is like two more "lookin real jacked"s away from losing his shit.

>>97603 Get pancaked, Corey.

>autistic font returns WHYYY

Watch Rusev be forgotten once the crowd finds some other memeshit to chant, like the 10 shit

Elias and eiden can make a good story line, good karaoke.

I still say this gimmick doesn't fit Roode. Roode looks like a good ol' boy redneck, he should have a cowboy gimmick. His current gimmick is one you give to a flamboyant Ric Flair type, someone who wears tailored suits and italian leather shoes.

Based ruru paying homage to the Hulkster.

>>97611 If they gave him a fitting gimmick it'd be too obvious he's just HHHjr.

Pac was killed by some crips affiliated with the guy he and Suge stomped out in Vegas. Puff had sent some goons out to look for Pac and chances are they *would* have done something to him but they didn't get to him before the crips did. Puffy's people weren't even sure themselves. The goon squad got a call from somebody in Puffy's crew– "Was that us?" "Nahh, it wasn't us."

Pepsi commercials whit out vaporwave?

Tapout commercials are basically just softcore porn.

>>97619 >ywn lick Charlottes sweaty body

>>97619 Kek

>>97617 3PAC drowned while playing water polo because he was exhausted due to juggling university, a job, sports, and his rap career F

inb4 Graves creates heat with Saxton and gets him kickoff show'd.

>>97624 >inb4 you get worked oh wait too late

>>97624 Yeah, Graves seems to want to kick up shit with everybody.

>>97629 There's rules to this shit, anon. You don't come in and shit on the legends, especially with the thin resume Graves has.

TOP FUCKING PUTTING SUBTITLES ON RANDOM PHRASES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wow, fries whit chess what a innovation.

>>97639 < >>97640 But anon, it's TACO BELL, you're supposed to be excited and buy the liquid and solid poison!

>all these fucking sports commercials on taima It's less cancerous that normal ads but for fuck's sake, it's 95% niggers playing a game and retards riotting in the streets because their team won the subpar bowel.

>>97645 never ahaha ah love it maggle

wtf

>>97645 >Illuminati gimmick >Could be red fucking hot in CY+3 >Instead is wasted 5yearssmhtbhfam

Niggers in drugs whit pancakes

>half hour main event >in the 2 hour show >>97648 FIVE YEARS photoshop experience maggle

THE NEW 2018 F150 >it's the fucking SUV-with-a-bed edition When will trucks stop being soyed up?

4kids anime dub

Cruiserweight division was a error, Dolph is back?

>>97657 >Wanting Dolph to go join the TNA of wrestling factions

Kevin stern vs El generico

>>97659 >TNA >not NJPW

>>97657 Wasted opportunity you'd expect from the 5 years crew. They could've let him cut a pipebomb like Punk and gotten over if they were going to do this.

>>97663 TRANQUILO SAMI

>>97666 >You aren't ready for <puppies

>>97666 Based Empress of Thiccmorrow, working my dick into a shoot.

>>97666 she's alright

>>97666 Oh god Asuka is so sexy

>>97671 >>>/autism/

Facebook challenge time now maggle.

>>97673 No

Audio straight out of 1998

>Beth "completely wasted in the HISTORIC royal rumble" Phoenix is there again I'm waiting for someone to start spamming slurs and shit during the segment Maggle gives a facebook tutorial.

>>97684 >man this is nice footage Shades of the great Paige

STOP

>>97687 They're trying to mix in meme culture. This must be stopped.

This is half shitposting half cringe.

>Shitposting chikara match is more entertaining than Smegmadown wew

>beffenix is doing the feminist card bitching at Corey having the right opinion of Rose It's like watching a trainwreck.

>>97687 There a Youtube link for this? I'm not finding anything.

>>97694 >is there a youtube link >for a facebook stream taima

Ok, this Rusev segment almost makes up for the better team having to job out.

Found booleyfag on taima by the way.

>>97694 Shit, nevermind, it's Facebook no youtube.

>>97700 http://taima.tv/r/wooo http://taima.tv/r/woooalt

>>97699 Close, but that's not me

>>97694 WWE unhappy with the viewership numbers for this shit, but when you type it in on normiebook, you still have pure hell even trying to find the damn thing. I mean look at this shit. Who thought this would be a good idea?

>205 dive has shorter show time due to facebook challenge >they're still wasting time with a promo package to recap the past two shows >>97704 (((Mark Zuckerberg))) of course.

>>97702 https://www.facebook.com/WWEMixedMatchChallenge/videos/163821001064649/ Found official one, I think.

Imagine finally being graduated out of NXT only to be dropped in the cruiserweight division.

>finally get to see Lince's solo entrance This guy is a living anime.

>>97709 Who? What are you looking at?

>>97710 How new are you?

>>97712 Oh, 205. WWE has too much shit going on at once. Who can keep up with it all?

>>97723 Dare I ask what the fuck this is, or you gonna accuse me of being new again?

>>97724 Nevermind, taima, I see now.

It doesn't make sense, why is half of Main Event a 205 Live match when there's more than enough guys that aren't in that but are in jobber status? >everyone's bullying booley for getting fat kek

WWE have really shat the bed with Jack Gallagher. He was supposed to be a big star and they've done fuck all with him.

>>97727 Replace "Jack Gallagher" with anyone in the 205 roster that wasn't Neville or Enzo and you're still correct.