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Brit/pol/ #3990: Portrait Removal Edition Anonymous 08/31/2024 (Sat) 10:39:22 Id: 65540a No. 474215
Locomotive trust gets £150k to develop heritage skills https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr403y01zw3o The Nearest Thing to Frontiers by Peter Hitchens On old railway stations https://archive.is/IkKFr A Great Fog Over the Past by Peter Hitchens On the obliteration of memory https://archive.is/7IAY6
Edited last time by Enoch on 08/31/2024 (Sat) 12:06:42.
poo
>>474217 indubitably
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smorb's
>>474219 Guten morgen
>>474215 good lad
>not barry stanton edition fewmin
https://youtu.be/RMkgUGAvkp0 Holy based. No wonder gay bame news moved him off tv already.
GM lads! Get training for the struggle! 20x sit-ups x 5 10x push-ups x 5 50x jumping jacks 10x lunges repeat NYOW!
>>474227 keeeeeeek baste jester's privilege
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>“Christians, get out and vote. Just this time,” Trump said. “You won’t have to do it anymore! Four more years, you know what, it’ll be fixed. It’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you, Christians.” “I’m a Christian,” he added, gesturing to himself. Keeek.
>Not Barry Stanton edition
>not barry stanton edition
>>474232 Sickerning We will beat ver E knock pajeet into submishun until he does rite fing
>>474223 Tbh lad Tbh
>>474235 oh my gosh! we killed 3 million of them! how did we do that? how did we kill them?
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>it's a nothing goes right day
BAZZA’S BEEN SUSPENDED AGAIN. THE POO GODS HAVE STRUCK HIM DOWN https://nitter.poast.org/barrystantonGBP/with_replies
tfw target of all arrows
They just don’t care, find it nigh on impossible to take any responsibility for anything and trash history belonging to everyone not just them. Detestable tbh https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c623dpev3x4o
>gotten to that age where stress physically affects me bros
WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN’T HERE WOULD IT!? https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cyvp577v1nlo
>>474243 What’s happened lad?
>>474245 juggling breedees and ending up not getting any. I'll get back in the saddle, but it makes my heart and head hurt
>>474246 don't give up lad I still believe that you will become the first father on /brit/
>>474247 I can't give up, it's just my body that's breaking apart smh
>>474248 NO TENGO SEXO NO NO NO NO
ladies like talented artists tbh you should draw more 22stoons
sipped some kombucha now I can't stop burping and farting
>>474232 >>474233 >caring about Twitter drama in 2024 AD It's a "parody account", the guy just wrote what he did for attention. Also, I don't give a fuck about internet drama and people only known through the internet. Neither should you.
>>474246 It's almost like what you do isn't healthy or normal and will never work or produce a long-term stable and loving relationship.
>nearly 200k people getting angry and racist directly because of him >causing the entire race of indians to seethe at him >causing some world bank advertising firm thing to try and fail influencing shitter >just twitter drama okay yes it is but it's still kino
>>474253 he's over 30, lives in a small town of predominantly elderly population, works a solitary job and has no social circle or ability to acquire one what do you suggest instead of online matchmaking?
>>474255 Anything is better than online matchmaking. Online dating is absolute dogshit. He should either accept his fate, move elsewhere, get a different job or do something regularly with other people, be it attending church, exercising/sports, drinking, whatever.
>>474252 I like it alright? It’s been going for six years and has made me laugh. Brings more fackin’ joy than you granddad.Stick that in yer fackin’ pipe yer nob.
Probably a poo
nog dick
>>474260 for christmas?!
well he looks like a poo and smells like a poo... Website technician for Patriotic Alternative, you're a poo aren't you- is he a poo? Probably? Well, yes...
>>474262 A quare poo
>>474262 >>474263 Do you know… Bins?
well he acts like a faggot and he posts faggot shit so he's definitely a faggot host deadpoo and sharterine tbh
>>474266 Next weekend, away atm
>>474267 off to buy more property that you won't allow britnat veterans to live in?
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>>474266 it was so bad. Imagine getting wolverine finally and then fucking up
>>474270 You already saw it?
>>474269 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>474269 >funniest part of the video is where one of the lines isn't dubbed
>>474272 As bad as that?
>>474275 well both the prior films got keeks, this one I was just annoyed at. I think that the joke was kind of over already in the first film so you're just tired of the fourht wall and the references, but what I hated the most was the nonsensical plot. Not grand or impressive or clever in any way. Just another big multiverse poo with a lame villain(s)
>>474277 I hope this talent is spent on something that earns you money
>>474278 I am building a portfolio of bumliness to be released in the channel 4 documentary noting my acts of pooing in parliament!
NAIL BOMB YOUR LOCAL MP'S DOG https://youtu.be/Bwgx9QXV0cA
https://x.com/leonarda_comedy/status/1829939545619468595 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REDEEM IT
>>474276 > Just another big multiverse poo with a lame villain(s) Multiverse is really the end of all story telling Ultimate post modern nothing matters and nobody cares last man concept
>>474283 >even Jojo does multiverse shite
>in an infinite number of multiverses, the white race has already triumphed
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one of the last things terry pratchett "wrote" while in an senile alzheimers haze before dying ("co"-written by british SF hack stephen baxter of "strong independent beautiful and smart aborigine woman" fame) was a what-if series about if humans suddenly were able to travel across an infinite number of alternate universe earths on foot (the long earth) for some reason multicultural imperial empires which oppress the natives continue to exist instead of all western countries immediately fracturing into nothing as all the based individualists with highly specific ideas on how best to run a civilisation go off and settle their own worlds where there is so much space and choice that nobody ever needs to smell a jeet or be enriched by a nigger ever again >>474286 is this a bedtime lullaby lad? I need subtitles to understand tbh
Hope I'm getting my dick sucked somewhere in the multiverse
>>474287 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL https://voca.ro/11Oazp90xWYL
Get on twitter and harass civic fencer
was reminded to see about narrating that chudly short story unfortunately it's not so short smh many pages, not sure if vocaroo can take that long >>474290 >that was based it was tbh I can understand this one must be too middle class to understand accents smh >>474291 keeek yeah can't you just randomly join those twitter spaces things
reckon i'll hold out out for the seacow then off to meditate on the dimensional merge in bed
https://youtu.be/-Ew_akY-qpc me snousin and grandad were at this
how i yearn for a full english breakfast then a frozen pidser for dinner tis such cruelty for a lardcel to be denied his goyslop
>>474294 big one tomorrow, la
https://youtu.be/AHvjczRvXMU *sings in CYMRAEG at the sniggers* >>474296 I'll choke man utd to death with me entire thighs tbh
>>474295 You know what? Lil' combo I've not spoken of henccebefore: eggs benedict. Namely: Miner's benedict. Exchange the ham for black snudding
ambushed by a sudden late-night poo.... someone save the seacow
>>474300 good la, amuses me to recal theose ancient itmes when i thought the seacow fellow indicated 22st had matted successfully. how naive i was hey watch tis: https://youtu.be/JSexjCH6u7k
pood evening lids
>>474302 DO IT IN MY MOUF
don't listen to this i beg thee https://youtu.be/JSexjCH6u7k
>it didn't record that ghastly vocaroo thank the lLoRD lads. thanks the LORD Hey, who remembers . . . Dorset?
Sweets don't even taste good anymore
>>474306 I'm a sweet toothed nigga who careth knot tbh but you are right
lol shall i say it?
Ok . . . RSJ Financial Planning. . .
shnight lads
>>474310 Night lad, knot to worry thou but I standeth at the foot of thy bed
22st . . . findeth moi . . . carresseth moi . ..
>>474305 dorset?
>>474312 sorry, lad, I don't think I can make you feel good
>>474313 I loveth him Cometh him to our land and I shalt kisseth himin a non-tranieth way >>474314 keeeeeeeeeek thou it is! (if I may useht htou) not gaye juste baed if thou may
>>474315 Even with women I suspect they don't feel good. I am very stiff and cold. Best find yourself a smol soft lass for bed company
>>474316 Same. But remever this is the manful fame. Beuty .. . love 'tis all the same. Our story we consider unqiue but it's not. The contridictions of man and woman have allways bean. The question is: Are theese contradictions or inherent disparaites? Compatabilities? The men fulfills the flaw of woman. The woman the flaws of man. So it is.
>>474317 Indeed
>>474318 Love me tarot vards. Not sure is I snelieve in snem but they've consitstantly led me reacht
>>474305 Never been to Dorset tbh.
vorebros
IM THA JOKA BAYBEE
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>Steiner
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Evgh where art Steiner?
*starts crying*
shnotquiteshmornshnaftershnoon lids
>>474330 sneed lid
>>474331 shnila
The most produced bomber in history, the B24, used a "Davis Wing", the brainchild of engineer David Davis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis_wing
>>474281 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
just got up bit concerning tbh going bed at midnight still means a decent up time of 8-10am usually >>474333 kino tbh luv the BIG bombers with all the guns on them
>captcha of 787bed >a big plane and the place from which I have just risen, both of which I wrote about in my first post
Hells Angels heading to Colorado for massive tear up with Venezuelan drug gangs https://xcancel.com/sp500_trades/status/1830112456670085163 https://xcancel.com/WallStreetApes/status/1830195847390470365
>Venezuelan disruptors interfering with Hells Angels business model selling drugs everywhere Gonna be GTA style chaos soon
>Video of a lot of bikes heading to Colorado https://xcancel.com/TexanLady40/status/1830043188108685818
>>474342 may they spill the blood of many spics
>>474343 Looks like it may be a psyop nothing ever happens.jpg https://xcancel.com/HealthRanger/status/1830064070214438935
matt heimbach should make his own biker gang
>>474345 Tbh the reports are conflicting >>474347 Yeah I can see the Heim Hitlas coming to fruition https://xcancel.com/KristyTallman/status/1830261669114831320
>>474347 >>474349 Hambach's Hogs or the Ham Backs tbh
>>474348 Burgers for spergers Ngl it’s a pretty funny video
Not one white person in this video What did the Coonservatives mean by this? https://nitter.poast.org/JamesCleverly/status/1830228134035366008
>Gay Marxist Grenadian MP who refused to take an oath to the king or swear on the biblecalls Englishman and citizen a far right bigot https://nitter.poast.org/JamesHarvey2503/status/1830006019415535676
>>474353 >refusing to pledge allegiance to a globohomo leftoid Kang or to a dead kike on a stick from 2000 years ago Erm, based?
>>474353 disgusting creatura looking mong
>>474354 Christ is alive and not a kike
>>474346 lmao I hope this isn't a joke and they exterminate every last one
it does seem like gayop though
>>474356 Tbf he was Aramiac not Ashkenazi. Even if he was Yahweh, Yahweh is not the prime mover of the universe. Okay, thank you.
based pastabros giving Italian lessons to nigerian
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>>474361 chess cheater lad?
>>474362 No. I spit on him. Hwk tua.
Unless offending a nigger into resigning counts as cheating.
>>474365 >creates new shitter account named "barrystantongbp2"
>>474365 >halfchan My brother in deadkikeonastick what are you doing?
*ahem* poo. shart. ...and all the rest. thankyou
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She loves a bit of rape that’s why and this increases her chances to get some https://nitter.poast.org/UnmaskedAntifa/status/1830328032239763533
Lowles is really grating tbh. He can be remigrated to India as well seeing as his half his family came from Mauritius https://nitter.poast.org/JamesHarvey2503/status/1830323559060885989
Full video of the gay Grenadian brainlet https://nitter.poast.org/TPointUK/status/1830206809572778418
>>474360 Kicking that nigger like his name is Adidas Tango
What's with all these Ukrainian footballers, shouldn't they be sent on a one way mission to Kursk? Fucking draft dodgers.
>no poosting
dead board
>>474379 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
almost as good as this one
>>474380 tbh send all of their men back
sneedvening lids
>>474389 memi nation
couldn't sleep so spent several hours setting a new personal high score in gem td survival (14,149) gemtowerdefense.com
>>474394 postprandial goonsesh lad?
found a new girlfriend for are warwick
>>474397 such a shame dwarves irl are fucked up mutants with weird faces and disproportionate limbs smh
>>474375 For years I thought Lowles was an undiluted archaic Briton or had French heredity given he was a southerner, or was just a bit swarthy like say Rowan Atkinson. Mad how half-pakis can pass like that. I also thought he was a crypto jew at one point because nothing else would have explained his seething hatred for the English.
It's crazy how many mainly half-jews are leveraged by the establishment, from countless Tories, to media people like Paul Mason and Owen Jones et al. Also he number of half Russian half Jewish people connected to British intel ops actually boggles the mind. It's almost like a very specific praxis they have.
speaking of jews and spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) I listened to the joel and blair show about jeets (linked previously) and in it they cope about the australian spy services actually not caring all that much about politically active based chaddy chuddies because muh islamic terrorism and jeet and chink spy threat they justified it by coping that "the very highest levels must still be headed by relatively sane people" but i'm not so sure that is the case anywhere in the anglospheree
>>474401 I was wondering why it seemed like auschuds were being left alone compared to UK and continental chuds. That definitely sounds like cope though, or rather they're lulling themselves into a false sense of security.
>>474402 shudder to think what's going on over there tbh all those coofcentration camps built over the last few years must be holding whole regiments of rapacious wogs
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/1040261213921111871/ not sure what I've stumbled upon here tbh, could be some salvagable memis though
>>474392 God I wish I was a girl with a dildo in my panties
>>474404 bizarre tbh
smorbihan brohz i'm thinking brekkie then another all-day snooze >>474406 AfD are just "the tories, twenty years ago" THOUGH smh the utter state of polishits
>>474401 >>474402 frankly i wouldn't be surprised if chuds here are given free rein simply because the big boys understand just how politically apathetic the average aussie is >>474406 vgh
>>474408 smorb lad
Wish this Humza Yousef cunt would stop moaning and fuck off to a place he’d be happy in now he’s moaning at the AfD being racist ant Islam and yeah he threw antisemitic in there to make his post gain traction. Wanker >>474408 Sieg means victory in German what was he supposed to tweet in? Uzbek? >BUT HE KNOWS THE CONNOTATIONS!! yeah ok
pungent braps tbh
>>474413 "STAY BACK!" - Woes, Defender of the White Race
and just before my afternoon nap too don't want to have nightmares of troons smh
>>474385 I thought Wews was pro-devout Christian?
>>474418 He still has an insatiable lust for man meat and doesn't want to be a hypocrite.
KANG MOMENT
>>474419 >man meat I think you mean boy meat
>>474421 >boy meat
House of a big nonce
Labour now removing the single person discount on council tax for pensioners. More that die can be replaced with migrants innit?
Galway 2024 Rural Ireland isn’t what it used to be.
>>474426 The is what the IRA blew people up for
Ireland is experiencing its worst housing crisis ever: 41% of people aged 18 to 34 now live with their parents. About 70 thousand Irish people, most of them young, emigrated last year. Immigration is also a record high, including importing another 2 thousand Indians monthly.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK >cookie money just dried up https://nitter.poast.org/MyLordBebo/status/1830535644742873367
im going to daft poost
>22stein moment
>>474428 the pajeet invasion of the anglosphere is insane, they are everywhere its the same in shitagain as well. entire subdivisions full of them now. there is a town called canton michigan and last time I went there it was majority pajeet. this happened in like 10 years
Camp of the Saints was right about the flood of poojeets. Except they just walked straight in, instead of via a freighter rammed full of them.
it used to be that "diversity" was like chinese lady, black guy, mexican guy, white guy, etc. now its just ALL FUCKING PAJEETS. everything is fucking PAJEETS now.
fucking sikhs driving around michigan in redneck style trucks with "FREE KHALISTAN" on the back decal like they are coopting redneck culture and all the hank hill rednecks are like "hwhat in the heck is a khalistan"
kind of want to learn hema ngl, really like george silver. any lads do hema?
>>474437 too expensive for the average britneet tbh 22st's favourite youtuber will teach you though lad
>>474437 no but it seems like it would be worthwhile
>>474439 want to learn english shortsword/scottish broadsword and ultimately like cutlass shite and spadroon like how the early burgers would have used their short hangers and british style cutlasses/ cuttoes. smallsword looks kino as well
mad how the cuttoe is just a 18th century langseax
>>474426 Saw another video of Irish lads violently throwing migrants out of housing they squatted in Dublin last night
>>474436 Good thing though is anything with ‘stan as an ending and any kind of turban will mark them down as “goddamn Eyeslamic terrists” in Rednecksville with the accompanying consequences
>>474440 Should just learn flamethrower
>>474441 >thumbnail and title of video looks really cool >click on it >immediately see faggot shit inserted they ruin everything smh just like my local redcoats having a troon in there pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man
>>474444 yeah back when I worked with skullet boomer the sikh guy driving by would have just been called a terrorist or muslim or something absolutely zero midwestoid poorfag rednecks give a flying fuck about indian politics same as if I went to india and drove around with a TWP neetsoc flag. fucking arrogant shitskins
>faggot troon jewpozzed larpagan hema larp or no I would destroy this "man"
>>474446 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek yeah just want to learn basic sword fighting british style for muh heritage reasons don't care about the weird larper autism shite. so sick of queers being "proud" and having to tell everyone how they like a baseball bat up their anus or whatever
>>474448 Would practice sticking my pikestaff up his hole causing a tragic accident
>>474431 Tfw no Mercedes truck. I remember driving them and enjoying it. Norwegians just prefer LOCAL trucks like Volvo and Scania. Why was there a camera filming him? Not sure if that's legal
>>474451 the eye of bossman is ever watchful for things he can dock from wagie's pay
>tonight I'm driving some italian poo
>>474451 Børstard truckers
>>474454 Respected company tbh, but they drive dangerous materials so I'm not sure I can be bothered
wonder how many train derailments and lethally poisonous chemical dumping "accidents" have happened this year tbh
tfw you check your phone while driving towards a train crossing while you're loaded with dangerous materials
Ayn Rand was profoundly retarded.
Lammy’s announced a cut in weapons to Israel and ‘British’ jews on x are “we sincerely hope Israel stops sharing intelligence with Britain” They need expelling and walling off tbh fuck all this geopolitics shite tbh
I am primarily the creator of a new code of morality which has so far been believed impossible, namely a morality not based on faith, not on arbitrary whim, not on emotion, not on arbitrary edict, mystical or social, but on reason; a morality that can be proved by means of logic which can be demonstrated to be true and necessary. Now may I define what my morality is? Since man’s mind is his basic means of survival […] he has to hold reason as an absolute, by which I mean that he has to hold reason as his only guide to action, and that he must live by the independent judgment of his own mind; that his highest moral purpose is the achievement of his own happiness […] that each man must live as an end in himself, and follow his own rational self-interest. -Queen Boomer
>how dare the government suspend arms exports to Israel as MP for Hertsmere I support Incelrael’s right to self defence! - Oliver Dowden Not the same thing is it Oliver? >checks demographics of Hertsmere >17% jewish Okay
>These MPs are totally unaware we have the internet >These MPs dgaf that we have the internet hmmm
>>474460 what a dumb bitch
Eastern Ukraine, a Ukrainian drone drops molten thermite on a Russian-held treeline, setting it ablaze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLUg--EKVxo will scousers become extinct?
>>474464 smh can't wait for this horrific shit to be used against us
>>474464 the amount of and time spent dumping the thermite seems like an implausibly big payload for a drone tbh
US soldier attacked in Türkiye A group of people put sack on the head of an American soldier allegedly serving on a US warship (USS Wasp) arrived at the port of Izmir, Türkiye. "Yankee, go home!" the group chanted.
>>474467 the drones can carry several kilos and thermite is very long lasting and powerful
Well lads. This is what they have planned. They’re gonna stir it up https://nitter.poast.org/GadSaad/status/1830319937849802802
>>474464 REDUCTO FIENDFYRE FAFO NAFO FELLA!
Message from Israeli Embassy Labour Friends of Israel https://nitter.poast.org/MrHarryCole/status/1830659730500407440
hoping that whiteness gets re-selected as a desirable trait out of a new caste system within the new horde. it's my last hope
>israel sold weapons to Argentina in 1982 >Demands we sell them weapons with no controls
https://memorysplinter.bandcamp.com/track/surrender can't stop listening, very serene i miss vaporwave
>>474479 cringe. there's always one.
>Kike España Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyn5120z72o
>>474481 doesn't work, lass.
>>474480 Yeah Florida the stinking swamp full of niggers alligators spics mosquitoes and old jews Suppose they’ve got a nigger free Romania experience at Disneyworld Orlando
>>474482 Change the 1 after the 5 to an l (L) and repost it my fucking copy and paste isn’t working because my memory is maxed out
Reeee Need to offload stuff tomorrow
>drinking on a school night hope my life isn't ruined by this tomorrow kek
>school thought everyone here was long past that tbh
>>474487 turn of phrase ladderoni, i'm well into my toilyears by now
>>474488 hope you're not going to be toiling on heavy machinery lad
smh what's this linkfag qvetching about now? >>474490 don't think so, it is pretty common at my toil for us to have to decide who the least hungover person is to drive the forklift but hopefully no deliveries on the morrow
>>474478 good find lad
Acked my peeb
sneedvening lids
>>474495 hullo lad
>>474497 tbh yeah, i'm norwooding, and it always feels good to get a nice short haircut. shaving your head is cope and makes you look like an allium, but short hair is the way to go.
where are all the power poosters at
coming to the realisation that sentimentality and nostalgia are childish and not virtuous. damaging traits that prevent a man from being in the present
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>>474501 in 4k?
>>474499 You called?
>>474503 What film is this from?
>>474505 looks like the lost gore footage from event horizon
>>474506 Think I’ve seen that and its not from there
>>474506 >>474507 yeah, the camera work and lighting it doesn't really feel like event horizon tbh
>>474507 impossible, you don't watch good films. this is widely known
>>474506 Think I’ve seen that and its not from there >>474506
>>474509 It's one I suggested we watch keeek.
>>474509 We watched event horizons,lad We all laughed at the comedy nigger light relief character
>>474512 fr? was that recently? i've been away for a while
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that nog in event horizon was unneeded tbh
>>474514 smh, yeah no need for that in an already good fillum
sneedevening lads
>>474514 tbh, his entire character was trying to "muh dik" alll the female characters, then showing up at the end to be the hero after doing literally nothing smdh
>>474516 hulloooo
gn
>>474519 We're back.
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>>474519 very good lad
>>474520 shnila
>>474477 smh kikes have ZERO self awareness
seriously considering copping this
>From £74,995 >Limited Availability hmm never mind actually
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jeej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw-Kw8kpTOM listen to this constantly in the toilmobile
>>474529 goodlad
never realised oasis were based
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>>474532 i remember seeing weebls 118 advert on the tele hes still a b3ta mong tbh
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lads look up craven cocon on jewtube
Morning lads. New promises on immigration. from two Tory sews https://nitter.poast.org/PolitlcsUK/status/1829162406045724886
>>474538 keeeeek, the fucking chutzpah of these williatards
>>474540 is it kino though?
Looks like the jews will bring Labour down before Christmas https://nitter.poast.org/addicted2newz/status/1830721054894874913
>>474542 the government being an incompetent clown show is just par for the course these days
morbulous day lads
>>474545 smorbola lad
>>474544 Uniparty has now been normalised. Just need to keep telling people Reform will be no better
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Proper screwing! >Hamas Hamas! British traitors! Traitors to Israel! Oy veeeeeeeeeey! https://nitter.poast.org/chiefrabbi/status/1830713463456387159 https://nitter.poast.org/LanceForman/status/1830730616200950010
>>474547 tbh no vooting are way out of this mess we sneed a new machine >>474548 >his trans-action was declined keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>474551 don't want to watch sneethebait but curious nonetheless smh qrd?
pfizer gaynigger btfo by Veritas
Conservative nigger thinks we are being a “traitor” to Israel keeeeeek Fuckoff cunt https://nitter.poast.org/ArchRose90/status/1830690178647609701
>>474553 They/them femoid complaining about cisgendered exhibits from the Victorian era being placed there by cis gendered Victorian men ignoring the fact that the Victorian era was named after a woman and that animal families were no nuclear families and that if everything was a proto Troon like xey xem there would be no fucking life on earth apart from rats cockroaches poos and jews which seems like the plan
>>474554 Keeeeeeeeeeeek flying gay niggers
>>474554 thought it seemed too convenient how he's just spilling all these details like that so i looked up jordon trishton walker and the the way forbes article prebunking this video is written is just so shite that it makes me 100% certain that the video is real although what he's really talking about is accelerating the evolution of these viruses in a lab setting to try and get a head start on how it's going to evolve in the world and then create vaccines for them before they actually do that and veritas is just hearing what they want to hear >>474556 smh
Is there any film of them being brutalised and tortured? https://nitter.poast.org/AvivaKlompas/status/1830653681987112962 We really should just wall these troublesome people off tbh fuck all to do with us
>>474541 I dunno; I just found it on the x dot com and thought the bird's milkers were funny.
>>474559 >We really should just wall these troublesome people off tbh fuck all to do with us tbh
>Japan teen Journalistic standards continuing to decline, I see.
>on 1 September too the actual sharticle must be even worse
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>>474565 tbh unicode exists for a reason it's not that hard to say september 1ˢᵗ one thing i really hate about australia (albeit that list is fairly small tbh it's nice here) is how people treat calendar dates people will actually just say "september three" drives me up the fucking wall smh but i say nothing because i'm not a whinging pom and also because singlehandedly changing a culture twenty-six million strong is a task that would make sisyphus look like a fucking casual
>>474566 added to the list things women will never understand: >being english
stubborn poo splotch on the toilet bowl blasted it with piss three times now and it's gotten smaller and smaller currently rearming for the eleven o'clock offensive it's do or die lads text "wee" to 13 56 92 to stay updated
>>474569 many such cases tbh this year whenever seeing them going cheap I started getting those poo freshener things that hook onto the bowl rim, seems to work quite well for a decent length of time where bleaching and scrubbing isn't needed
shneet lads >>474570 schmight buy one tbh always thought they were bunk shneet lid
>>474571 gnila
>>474566 Why is she speared like a rhino? Is she a stripper?
>>474567 >changing a culture twenty-six million strong is a task that would make sisyphus look like a fucking casual Let me introduce you to my mate Vishal from India. Poo in it Vishal
>Brits Sounds like they want to send a hit team after him. Threatening behaviour doesn’t exactly help their cause does it https://nitter.poast.org/BritsForIsrael/status/1830639142482362394
>>474566 keeeeeeeeeeeeek she's got us there WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
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At least 12 dead after boat carrying migrants capsizes in English Channel https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn9lje1gdjwt?post=asset%3A38753c7b-4435-4a7e-a096-84d41ab052b1 >More now from the French interior minister - he says a migration treaty is needed between the UK and the EU, saying "the people who go now, really it's people from the Horn of Africa who want to go to the UK" to join their families.
>this lads thats on twitter all day
ONE DOZEN DEAD KNIGGERS IN THE SEE WAHEYYYYYYYYYY!!
>(1) >This lad who’s on twitter all day Yeah should wait here all day for this no effort 77th (1) pooster instead smh
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>>474579 YO! EXSQUEEZE ME!? CAN WE LAUGH AT THIS!?
A literal dunce to boot > Darmanin struggled academically while attending a public school in Valenciennes, so his parents decided to pay for private education in Paris. When they ran out of money for tuition, the school allowed Darmanin to finish his studies for free; in exchange, he had to spend years working as a hall monitor. After working odd jobs that included singing in the metro and waiting tables, he enrolled at Sciences Po Lille,[8] following a year at Institut Catholique de Paris (ICP)[9] in its preparatory school ("prépa" or "classe préparatoire") for entrance to Institutes of Political Studies IEP (known as Sciences Po) including the courses of a first year of DEUG in History (the daughter of Fouad II the last King of Egypt Princess Fawzia-Latifa of Egypt and Michel Fayad were then his classmates).
>>474587 >Karim Aïnouz, says he wanted contemporary inspirations for this version of Henry. "One of the first was Donald Trump," keeeeeek what kind of a name is Ainouz anyways?
>tiktok challenge "no poop july" causes zoomcels to give themselves haemorrhoids and nearly kill themselves not pooping once again /brit/ is ahead of the curve regret to say I have ended my several year long nopoo streak after a relative left some poos and gels behind after visiting tbh
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Nice one Dave https://nitter.poast.org/irving_books/status/1830986260418003125
pood afternoon lids
https://youtu.be/_LfHxcZWR5Y >redditors saying Ass Creed isn't anti-Christian because there is a disclaimer at the beginning These people are fucking retarded. It's a constant attack on Christianity from the first game to the last.
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Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Wtf is going on? https://nitter.poast.org/PolitlcsUK/status/1830715817215828032
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>>474594 smh just makes me think of the cancelled puppet tv show
>>474596 British Bake Off got a netflix adaptation?
>2 hour interview by Tucker with a guy who has studied world war 2 I assume it isn't that based given that there aren't people complaining about it, but see a lot of basedlads retweeting it
queer sharter confirmed NONCE >🚨 A poem written in 2022 by Keir Starmer has emerged in which he talks about a girl murdered by a grooming gang sex buyer as a "sex worker". Children cannot consent to sex work. He also misspelt Ivison as "Iveson". https://nitter.poast.org/landofangle/status/1830982825513832670#m
Goodbye Viking Goodbye Anglo Saxon It was fun while it lasted https://nitter.poast.org/ferryman4747/status/1830741124526281105
>>474591 smh one day when I have the shelf space I will get all of the dafty books just to be extra incriminated for the starmtrooper's home invasion
>>474601 Good lad. Get them signed
>>474601 Starmtrooper keeeeeeeeeek. Shame it's all so gay. You'll get 3 women and 3 gay dwarfs on stilts coming to arrest you, without weapons, and they can't do anything if you don't come willingly. It's time to stop being a good boy
>>474604 They just de bank you instead.
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steiner...
>>474606 >mistreating an honoured corpse of the noble sus scrota destructicus
OH MY GOD I JUST WOKE UP AND THERE IS TOIL ALREADYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screams*
>>474391 Based, I don't know if you've heard of it but I used to play a tower defence game when I was a kid called Gemcraft which is essentially this but much better looking and a bit deeper. I had a bit of a play, very fond memories of sitting in the IT suite after school with friends and playing flash games. https://armorgames.com/play/1716/gemcraft
>>474608 have fun lad remember, no wanking in the lorry cabin as bossman has secret cameras recording everything
>>474609 it's not quite the same tbh, I have a paid version of gemcraft albeit (chasing shadows) still prefer gem td for the combination system and uniqueness all told at the moment i'm playing no creeps were harmed though, thats good but lacks the combo towers/random elements
>>474611 Well it's bloody close and there's nice satisfying sound design and nice graphics. There's a combo system in Gemcraft too, you unlock new tiers as you go.
>>474612 I recall hitting a wall in chasing shadows about halfway through maybe will have to go back to it again after NCWH another good little steam one is Isle of Arrows
>me and my mate
>>474596 god I miss that show
showered and shitted and fresh bed sheets no more seethe time for comfy
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>TENS machine blasting my lower back at maximum capacity while I wait for post-toil dindins
THE LAST EVER EPISODE OF UO LIVE https://youtu.be/DGCfCGK0XrA
>>474620 Good that arrogant fatt paki twat is finally throwing in the towel
kek. this lad with the vendetta against pakidemic agent. aren't e-celebs all just entertainment?
>>474621 He's still going to stream it'll just be something called office hours during the daytime and it'll be a q&a, also he says he's going to make videos regularly 10-20 minutes per vid because he thinks it will better demonstrate his intellect because he isn't good live despite the fact that his takes are just shit generally 60% of the time, he has shown staggering woes tier arrogance recently, he thinks cancelling the most popular show that brings in the most viewers and subs at the height of its popularity is a wise move because he thinks he can maintain the viewership with just a one man daytime stream with the occasional guest and a view short scripted vids, he doesn't realise people like UO because its a topical panel show from a right wing british perspective, baffling conceit tbh.
>>474623 >life story
niggers is really that invested?
filtered
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>shilling for a wannabe e-celeb YouTube pundit
>474626 >I've done him
HASHTAG EPIC
>>474623 >he has shown staggering woes tier arrogance recently Same goes for the scrumpmonkey poof and his tranny boyfriend. AA is really bad on twitter. He seems to be enrolled in the Spencer school of bad takes and not learning from any of it. Unless of course it's deliberate. Some of the theoretical stuff is interesting, and his book recommends are good, but he has a weird nihilistic anti-teleological faux pragmatist episteme and it bugs the fuck out of me. Honestly, the last person you want talking about politics is a fucking literature phd tbh.
huge russian iskander strike took out lots of glowies, or maybe it didn't, who knows... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdpmIhtz1nw
I hate online content. It's nearly a total waste of time.
>>474630 i'd pay to see steiner bully spic fuentes >>474633 tbh
tfw you'll never smash Gregory Lauder-Frost's skull in with JBow's femur
>>474633 they're going to go to Michigan and heckle Trump rallies over Trump's support for (LEGAL) 'jeet invasion and war with based/blessed/Aryan Iran for the filthy bloodsucking Jevvs
fuck off spic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPq-zzq-Cr8 autistic stream about tropical cyclones happening around le worlde
>>474630 it would be fun to dress up in a israel first shirt and beat spic up while paying a black guy to stand next to a white woman who is also wearing a israel first shirt and then look at the camera and say APOLOGIZE
shnight las
>>474645 yeah saw this too
>>474644 night lad
>>474645 I saw that update on the Kiwifarms featured page just now. I've only watched a few of his videos but he seemed like a very genuine person.
itty bitty titties and a bob is my favourite zoomette, who's yours?
>>474649 For me it's Secret New Product in a Trench.
>>474650 not familiar with that one
post your favourite kino lads. 4 me it's pajeet codex 2
>>474652 wasn't it called codex 3?
>>474653 is there a 3? i think that's in the works. codex 1 was kind of le funni mene (haven't seen it) but it was popular so moonman made codex 2 which of course is the beloved kino i think
downloaded it immediately under the assumption it would be taken down
Mooning
>>474657 nobody thinks of daniel craig when they think of james bond tbh
>>474658 Younger generation do tbh. Propaganda is always aimed at women and kids
shmornting bumbaclarts
>>474661 smorbius lad
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Stunning and brave that all our politicians are owned by Israel and the jewish lobby and using language unbecoming of a member of the HoL https://nitter.poast.org/Fox_Claire/status/1831226307826397556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6_G17ECOLk Anybody got the Fred Dibnah pepe I made years ago?
>>474665 is this the one la?
>>474666 Spot on
>>474645 >don't try this at home (dying of pancreatic cancer) keeek smh a class act
schnafternoon, got a cold and cough tbh, ear blocked too.
>>474672 rip lad smh snafternorbles
>>474672 tbh, reckon I've managed to get sick every time I've been out past month smh.
>>474678 I keeeek'd too much
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Fresh Morgoth The Road To Sectarianism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49XfADiB55s Fresh based digger ethot Kirsche's Little Allies and The Inclusive Workplaces (or why DEI is not dying) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iucbKG2bF6Y >>474676 fresh pic of the most based looking man on the planet? not seen this one poosted here before
>>474682 >fresh pic of the most based looking man on the planet? >not seen this one poosted here before think it's from the 90's, lad.
doesn't feel right when he doesn't quote himself tbh.
>>474683 it's still fresh to smee >>474684 any news on this guy tbh allegedly he's been given hundreds of thousands to buy land and set up huwhite coommunities but i've not seen any progress you'd think he'd eg buy welsh woodland next to his shed and assign each plot to the successive highest donors, then help them build etc but it seems like he's just sitting on the shekels or using them himself
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>>474623 >>474631 remember when he said Starmer would "put the woke away"? instead he's putting white people away did AA evern acknowledge or apologise of that?
had a look over woodlander's odysee and telegram absolutely no updates on "the woodlander initiative" so one can only assume he's gooning in his shed and hoarding donations
>>474687 >"the woodlander initiative" anyone that donated to this fund was a fucking moron
>474688 >Somebody didn't get signed woodlander goods. jokes on you.
>>474689 lad, people think that giving that fat gobshite £5 today will mean that they will be able to come and live on some lad with him in post-collapse britain how the fuck is that going to work?
>>474690 come one, lad. I'm not being serious.
>>474691 trying to get out of it now
>>474692 okay, sperg.
>>474693 woodlander is speaking at the pa confernce this year great
never trust ecelebs
>>474694 hope he quotes himself during his speech too.
hashtag epic
>>474696 >hope he quotes himself during his speech too. > maybe he will quote his own speech, during the speech, and just get stuck saying one vowell over and over until somoene drags him off stage
>went outside
>>474686 He still thinks it is occurring because Mastercard, Meta, and Coca-Cola are sponsoring some bollocks anti-woke conference with Christopher Rufo. Despite the fact that it still penetrates most of the institutions in the West while showing no signs of shifting. He never really defines woke clearly, so a light pause and shift to cucked 'conservative' libertarians can be interpreted as evidence.
exploring the esoteric benefits of pouring olive oil in my earholes
>>474701 might try that but with my asshole. might get that bit of sweetcorn out that's been stuck in that forbidden cavern for what feels like weeks.
wew this bitch shame she's an insane DEI propagandist sons out of her would have rock breaking chins
>>474704 >after doing a massive brap in the tub and watching the brap bubbles float to the surface and pop, wafting the unique stench of underwater farts about the bathroom many years since I have experienced this smh baths and bath braps, one of the multitude of comforts denied us by the falling living standards of clown world
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Steve Laws and Laurence Fox are both boring mongs
>>474706 can't even get in to hear them tbh what the fuck even is a "twitter space" smh can't they just be normal and have a poodcast on a video site
holy kino >putler visits mongoria >mongols have trad state guardsmen on horseback https://nitter.poast.org/Steve_Laws_/status/1831371236175442008#m
frankenstein radio gangster computer god really doing a number now you can just type in big boob goth into AI websites and get instant nonexistant waifus tbh
>>474711 Do it the old fashioned way https://thispersonnotexist.org/
>>474711 we just need to induce women into comas and imprison them in breeding facilities where they will be QR code matched with Aryan donor sperms to procreate the next generation, meanwhile we will have: >sex robots w/ AI-powered VR headsets (Goontron 4000) >robot maids (eventually one unit with the sex bot but not initially) so there will be no reason for women to exist outside of the breeding facilities and we can all have big boob virtual goth gf
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>1 handplane >1 eggbeater drill >a few rasps including one Stanley with a bulky metal frame and handle >couple of large files, dozen needle files >set of allen keys >4 pliers >6 screwdrivers >2 hacksaw blades >1 framing hammer >8 screwdriver bits All made in England, and all now DEROOOOOSTED in horrendously smelly vinegar, neutralised in baking soda solution, dried and oiled where appropriate, restored to working order. Good sneedvening future prison gang frens.
Forgot >about 6 chisels/gouges smh
>>474714 most based post of the day tbh lad since I don't actually have any manualtoil any more I keep mine rusty for an extra surprise for uninvited cultural-enrichers
That globohomo game 'Concord' about brown xers taking down the Chud machine, or something? They have completely cancelled the game, halting sales and issuing refunds to everyone that bought it. https://blog.playstation.com/2024/09/03/an-important-update-on-concord/
>>474717 >about brown xers taking down the Chud machine, or something? hmm I think that was something else by some Norwegian developer. this is some other diversity fest. a W is a W though
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH JEWS? COME SEE ME. IM 1/16 CHEROKEE YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>474719 truly a phenotype fit for the name of bongino
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>>474711 she's lovely.
>>474722 somehow the first pic always seems to be the best, like the AI is learning in-sessions as you generate more and it makes the pics more and more coomerish even if I fight against it with the prompts smh this (second gen) had the same prompts but more emphasis on face (eyebrows, cheeks, lips, face width) but it decides to add cleavage despite my asking for a big loose comfy jumper just wanted to get a good version of nu-pepe's gf smh
>>474723 > despite my asking for a big loose comfy jumper a big loose comfy jumpy that doesn't show much, is even sexier when you know there's some absolute milkers hiding beneath.
GYAT ZAMN
'm so lonely smh i think wistfully about toiling in autumn and winter last year and sharing a commute with a goth office lass going the other way and we would say good morning to eachother >>474725 yeah that was the idea smh it's adamant that asking for booba means getting it all up front
>>474727 AI wants that instant gratification. what a coomer.
Are any of the lads in here civil service workers? I was talking on a thread recently about my efforts to try and get myself into that sphere but I'm finding it difficult.
>>474728 it is trained on hordes of the equivalent of niggercattle in the "ai hobbyist sphere" who just want a quick coom most of the time tbh real auteurs use their own software and PCs instead of browser based versions >>474729 no mr spy but i'm still open to being hired by some governigger wing to teach about le far right (people with reasonable concerns)
did you blow in from 4plebs or something offie? not a bbk persona?
>>474731 Yeah, if that's okay, I posted initially on /britfeel/ then, brit/pol/ too... I've been a lurker on britfa.gs (lovely alternative board) for a few years too. I use the name because I can recall threads I've poosted on and people can filter me if they so choose.
>>474732 good to have new blood tbh you're the first to post here since we unlisted as far as I know
>>474733 I just like how the system works, one board for brit/pol/ the whole history just out there to see, webms (or just videos) with sound, multiple images per post. Having fun on the internet, innit? A sensible ratio of /pol/ chatter and shitposts. Oh, it's comfy.
"having fun on the internet" words to live by tbh tried generating "english football fans castle" got poles at balmoral keeksmh
>>474735 When someone gets a bit sarky at me I'll simply say "sorry mate, just trying to have fun on the internet" problem solved, and whenever I make two post in a row (without someone else interjecting), you'll get a "Sorry for spamming the thread." If you keep it civil, quality won't swivel.
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ran out of bog mid way wiping my bum
>>474738 Everyone wants to see a sassy big bap mammy doing the "oh lawdie" shite ad nauseam and some fucking burnt out xer looking like a proto-troon edge case.
>>474737 4's brit/pol/ has some occasional good posters, there's a yank that tours shitty English towns on Google Streetview and gives his commentary. Forgot to add the flag before, silly me.
A body built for bronze age-tier hard labour and a face made for domestic abuse.
Fried soda bread, several pieces of blue stilton & half the extra pickled onion the qt new lass at the chipper gave me with my fish supper on Friday
>>474743 sounds decent tbh
>>474742 A body built for bronze age-tier hard labour A body built for wrestling hippos.
why would somebody become a US zogbot in the year 2024
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>>474746 tbh. but they are tripling the pay to try and entice the more competent lads back
who here /fruitybumbumenjoyer/?
just remembered theresa may wept then ran back inside no.10 when she resigned
>>474751 very empowering
was another weird woman with no children.
WEIRDANDCREEPY
new mass sharting just dropped
>>474753 tbh sick of it, so many gen y lasses think its normal to just never shart out a chudlet
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first week of school keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>474739 true horror >>474750 >when an involuntary bath brap explodes out then you realise it wasn't just a brap >>474757 good sign tbh if they can't even stand a single week of troon-sex-ed and holocaust classes
>>474758 big ol seethe remember just how many retards are actual race traitors busily dragging the collective to suicide smh the anime thot video poosted earlier has a good one >>474682 >>474703
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>Error in parsing response. >thought the thread was just dead for 2 hours smdh shnilas
wonder if the redcoats ever covered this, it's in exactly the same metre as one of the trad soldier's songs and seems like the sort of thing they'd sing too keeek Banish the use of those four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles and Saxons, those bawdy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But cherish the use of the weak-kneed phrase That never quite says what you mean; For better you stick to your hypocrite ways Than be vulgar, or coarse, or obscene. When Nature is calling, plain-speaking is out, When ladies, God bless 'em, are milling about, You make water, wee-wee, or empty the glass; You can powder your nose, "Excuse me" may pass; Shake the dew off the lily, see a man 'bout a dog; Or when everyone's soused, it's condensing the fog, But be pleased to consider and remember just this - That only in Shakespeare do characters piss! You may speak of a movement, or sit on a seat, Have a passage, or stool, or simply excrete; Or say to the others, “I’m going out back”, Then groan in pure joy in that smelly old shack. You can go lay a cable, or do number two, Or sit on the toidy and make a do-do, But ladies and men who are socially fit Under no provocation will go take a shit! When your dinners are hearty with onions and beans, With garlic and claret and bacon and greens; Your bowels get so busy distilling a gas That Nature insists you permit it to pass. You are very polite and you try to exhale Without noise or odour – you frequently fail – Expecting a zephyr, you carefully start, But even a deaf one would call it a fart! A woman has bosoms, a bust or a breast. Those lily-white swellings that bulge ‘neath her vest; They are towers of ivory, sheaves of new wheat; In a moment of passion, ripe apples to eat. You may speak of her nipples as small rings of fire With hardly a question of raising her ire; But by Rabelais’ beard, she’ll throw fifteen fits If you speak of them roundly as good honest tits. It's a cavern of joy you are thinking of now,
[Expand Post]A warm tender field just awaiting the plough, It's a quivering pigeon caressing your hand, Or that sweet little pussy that makes a man stand. Or perhaps its a flower, a grotto, a well, The hope of the world, or a velvety hell. But, friend heed this warning, beware the affront Of aping a Saxon; don't call it a cunt! Though a lady repel your advance, she’ll be kind Just as long as you intimate what’s on your mind. You may tell her you’re hungry, you need to be swung, You may ask her to see how your etchings are hung. You may mention the ashes that need to be hauled; Put the lid on her sauce-pan, but don’t be too bold; For the moment you’re forthright, get ready to duck – The girl isn’t born yet who’ll stand for “Let’s fuck!” Banish the use of those four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles and Saxons, those bawdy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But cherish the use of the weak-kneed phrase That never quite says what you mean; For better you stick to your hypocrite ways Than be vulgar, or coarse, or obscene.
>474762 but, gas and pass don't rhyme unless you're a yank b86acf
Good mooning teh lads
>>474763 i know it's not nice to hear but yankese is closer to historical english accents than modern britoid so that makes sense tbh >>474764 smeeb goin back to bed tbh
> A judge says Trump must stop playing Hold On I'm Cooming, while a permanent injunction is considered. Keeeeeeeeeek
HAPPENNING > NOW - Shots fired outside Israeli consulate in Munich, Germany https://nitter.poast.org/disclosetv/status/1831598179382423961
Of course everyone’s on a mega sleepoom, toiloom, goon sesh smh
>>474769 Gooning to this but I finished eating so I'm bored of it now https://x.com/LozzaFox/status/1831391821060305318
>>474770 Heard it was a borefest and Fox made a fool of himself
>Africans don't have lower IQ's! >'define IQ' NOW! >Shall we deport the Normans and the Huguenots then!? >How are the Irish and Africans different!? >I'm mixed race, I'm Irish! t. Loser Fox - celebrity soyjack
Blair going full racist Peak clown world tbh lads https://nitter.poast.org/maxtempers/status/1831269881041322297
>what’s this warm stuff running down my leg? t. Queef Stammer https://nitter.poast.org/wayotworld/status/1831599897188897044
>>474772 It actually gets worse. Laws says Pakistan deports people so why can't we, and Fox says Pakistan isn't a real country because the British invented it. What the fuck is this. Feels like i am back in the internet bloodsports days with everyone being fucking retarded
>>474700 > He still thinks it is occurring because Mastercard, Meta, and Coca-Cola Nobody has heard about this, and its not even hallening in this country He told us labour would be based and put the woke awak, instead they are woke on mega steroids
>Pleas help uncle Mr. Barry We are literally India level corrupt at this stage https://nitter.poast.org/JACKGUYANDERTON/status/1831288651696763277
>>474780 he doesn't deserve to be called barry tbh should be stripped of that rank at once
nothing more than ‘poshos out bames in!’ >Labour unveils plans to abolish hereditary peerages https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgl2j90ydzgo
>>474781 Tbh it’s a disgrace to the name. Have renamed everyone near and dear Barry in honour of the fallen
Everyone true patriot should change their name by deed poll to Barry Stanton to screw their systems up. Imagine a plane load turning up at an airport to board a flight to Magaluf >No. I’m Barry Stanton tbh
>>474763 or a poortherner >>474765 >yankese is closer to historical english accents than modern britoid fuck off with this made up yankee nonsense
This is just flaunting your cuckoldry or retardedness what a mong https://nitter.poast.org/PolitlcsUK/status/1831391354523365605
>>474784 keeeeeeeek tbh
'Trapped' adult star arrested in Middle East as cops gathered to watch her videos https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/trapped-adult-star-arrested-middle-33595985
>>474788 based jordan
Israeli embassy shooter thread Lad is dead found his granddads Mauser Karabiner 98 fitted with a bayonet https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/480674568
>>474791 so was it a chudcel flubbing another attempt like that axel guy or whoever it was who was foiled by a wooden door?
>>474792 Looks like it was some hwhite shitskin from Austria keeeeeeek
Of course >we encourage people to come forward and press charges for sexual assault just not against powerful little hats because we’ll just dump the case https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4xk8ejepko
>>474795 >ns-dokumentation
>>474794 Weinstein unironically never did anything seriously criminally wrong, just like Prince Andrew. They are the C list elites put through humiliation rituals to fool normgroids that elites are only as bad as them.
>>474792 >foiled by a wooden door Like all antisemites.
keeeeeeeeeeeeek jeeet freak out >plays Sikh and destroy with police cruisers using jeetjeep(tm) >Ramandrepeatjeet Singhhas been charged with three counts of possession of property obtained by crime, flight from a peace officer, dangerous operation, and obstructing a police officer. https://nitter.poast.org/6ixbuzztv/status/1831466640472498590 https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/terrifying-suspect-tries-to-drive-over-cruiser-to-escape-after-police-surround-stolen-bronco-at-mississauga-drive-thru-1.7024860
>>474799 canada needs a localist to speak out against the brown tide of cultural change
sirens all the time now great living in a collapsing civilisation
>>474778 He's tiresome. He accuses other people of being 'slop', yet he's a slop purveyor himself.
HYPER BALLOONING mentioned
>>474802 >>474804 keeeeeeeeeeeeek manx should make an edit of one of his videos
Why is Academic Agent so based, lads? If I want a view that's ridiculously sensible. he's my go to.
>PC Sukdeep Ramanandeep Fucking jeet trying to bully based Auslad into doing something he’s not legally obliged to >Give me name SAAAAAAAR! https://nitter.poast.org/navyhato/status/1831535321449930892
>>474803 I still think it’s possible he is a state plant, intended to neuter the uk dissident right by steering it away from populism and down the dead end road of doomerism, helping Labour in to power
>>474806 Here is one of his based sensible opinions: > "If it's a choice between a Tory party that is feckless, weak and don't do anything, and a Labour party which is willing to crack some heads and establish some sense of law and order, I'll go with the second one.” timestamp: 56:39 Labour are cracking some heads alright - white ones, thanks to that fucking fatt paki twat https://youtu.be/vFqRcZlrDak?t=3255
>>474806 They are rounding up the last remaining white men in England
NO YOU BLOODY FUCK YOU RUDE BLOODY BICH VEGANA AUSLAD I FUCK YOU SISTER AND MAKE YOUR MOTHER PREGNANT BIG EUNUCH DUMDUM!!!
>>474809 >members-only content Lad, I...
>jeet cop shows up at your door with gun demanding you show bobs and vegana of your women folk for inspection The Croccodile Turner Dundee Diaries
Fucking hell lads Tenet media is under investigation for being a Russian influence operation. They paid Lauren Chen $10 million to set it up she’s been fired by Blaze Media and now they’re going after Tim Poo, Benny Thompson etc etc https://nitter.poast.org/search?f=tweets&q=Tenet+media&since=&until=&near= Because no one wants to speak to him spic fuentes is safe but now he doesn’t trust anyone keeeeeeeeeeeeeek >trusting anyone Smh >33 mins in https://rumble.com/v5dojh8-america-first-ep.-1383.html
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Hullooo, pood shnaftershnoon. Yeees, that's right. Linkspoosting without proper context is gaaaay and annoying. Alrightthankyou.
>>474815 lad happily spent a lot of time around Milo and Ali Akbar. Not sure he is all that worried about spending time with trustworthy people.
spacker
>>474818 Posting a procession of random nitter 15 links in a row without any pictures or context beyond a random, half schizo response to nobody, as if you're replying to the tweet via /brit/ is retarded. Make an actual, decent poost for once instead of copy pasting shitter links you got from the PA telegram or wherever lad, we'd all love to see it. Until then, you're a FUCKIN POOSEYOLE for denying me (You)s and you're filtered.
when does india become bharap?
>474819 Listen to yourself keeeeeek. They’re in a row because no one’s here and they have context enough, do us all a favour and stop whining like a woman and learn to click a fucking link and go on a world of discovery. Run along now time for mummmy to wipe your arse. Tragic cunt
>Racist sticker on Norn Iron post box treated as hate incident >Police are treating the placement of a sticker with racist comments on a post box in County Tyrone as a hate incident. >The sticker, which features the Nazi SS symbol and a stylised image of a family, features the words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." >It is not clear when the sticker was placed on the post box on Knocknamoe Road in Omagh. >A member of the public reported it to police on Tuesday. https://bbc.in/4g9FFDJ
Never going to Georgia these things are horrific https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cdeyj8n04deo
>>474808 Yeah, I've wondered if him, scrumpmonkey and the troon are deradicalisation agents.
>witness my bell curve meme! t. Kuntstantin Kisin https://nitter.poast.org/KonstantinKisin/status/1831489898207166859
>>474825 cringe and gay
>>474826 Mel is the best.
>>474824 > Yeah, I've wondered if him, scrumpmonkey and the troon are deradicalisation agents. The main idea they all seem to push is that nothing can be done
>>474814 >his dad Wdhmbt?
>>474812 He’s hiding the evidence
>>474829 Yeah, that or williamoid reading clubs doing fake vanguardism.
>>474832 Too clever for you club
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>>474835 >slavery was just making lazy niggers get a job
love how leftoids defend rapists and killers and chomos because they are niggers.
>>474836 I used to go to this cafe in London that was basically an arts collective for photography, spoken word and traditional music. I've heard some really cool stuff that sounds similar to that there. The owner was a Hong Konger, and he used to play these traditional flutes with a girl who would play that Chinesey cello thing.
He needs bullied more until he snaps and murders every nig at his school with a zombie knife.
>literally named after the guy who created boxing >gets bullied smh
>>474839 I think thats called like a guizen or something. the japanese version is the koto
Do you lads do anything for what Reddit would call "beer money"? I feel like anything that goes public on there gets snapped up quickly, I use free spins and promos from gambling sites. Just want something that's mindless I can do when I get home from work. >>474843 That or some kind of lower pitched shamisen. I liked it a lot.
Bugger, now I need to learn about the bloody NFL. What's the equivalent of "2 corners per side"?
Forgot the picture, you can split the 1 quid bet into several at minimum 10p stake. The "rules" say "one bet per customer", but covering more bases, you get more chance of that little bunce coming your way. Sorry for spamming the thread.
>>474844 >>474846 used to do stuff like that about 10 years ago with one of my mates. there was a survey site that wasn't a complete scam but you could only cash out when you reached a certain amount
>>474848 Just won 10 5p bingo tickets! COR!
>>474849 good lad
>>474848 Do you remember the site you used? I think my most devious lick was when PaddyPower offered 2 20p spins at their "big wheel spun by a prick on a webcam" game, and it has x2, x3, x5, and x10 spaces with some feature spaces etc, after I lost my first spin the lady goes "wow for this next spin 10x has an extra 10x on it". So I had to do it and it came up. TLDR 20p free spin 100x'd.
wew. gayface.
>paddy power keeeeeeeek now I'm remembering there was a lad who was going to bet really big on the referendum on that but chickened out and then seethed for weeks afterwards
>>474855 interesting
>spot "made in UK" label on some packaging >look up the company >BEN SHUSHAN, Yaakov >SHALAM, Emanuel >JACOBS, Yomtov Eliezer >SELA, Amir >YAAKOV, Ben Shushan <ORMEROD, Richard Thomas
and the two active directors are both israelis and not even bothering to be "dual citizens"
>>474857 Iktf Spotting more and more kosher stamps on packaging as well. All these stamps need banning really object to having to pay for all these certifications like that and halal and being forced to pay jizya or jewzya
Based Putin backing K’ameljeeta Harris https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c049kdq0qlwo
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Pompous civnat reform ‘youth wing’ party prick Nicholas Lickssacks threatening to sue Maximus and Steve Laws for insinuating he’s a jew or a batty rider or groomer. Son’s know what as Maximus has had to protect his tweets https://nitter.poast.org/NicholasLissack/status/1831797400165609785 https://nitter.poast.org/NicholasLissack/status/1831775108891103686 https://nitter.poast.org/NicholasLissack/status/1831413542505083115 Keeeeek https://nitter.poast.org/JamesPGoddard90/status/1831939977699348631
*Don’t know who
*what *puts black wake up juice on the stove
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>wog nonsense reaches the suburbs
>>474865 Just go shoot them, that's why guns are legal in the states, to shoot people.
>not just shooting 4 foot spic xibalban demons on sight
toil complete >>474867 choon that
>>474869 >toil complete just started weeeeeee
>>474870 smh what toil lad?
>>474871 Keeek imagine toiling on a Friday
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smorbles
>>474872 smh >>474873 smorbius lad
>>474876 keeeeeek
Steiner got a fruity bootie
>>474875 luv a good doco tbqh >>474878 proofs?
grandad doing his best chuck mcgill impression on the regular smh five and a half hours lying bleeding on the living room floor after falling and hitting his head on the fridge this time which is up from an hour on the bedroom floor after smashing into a mirror ought to get the boomers big versions of those baby walker things where they're in bouncy straps in the middle of a hoop or something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR-aYeV8Euw
https://www.ndtv.com/cities/up-woman-molested-in-ambulance-ailing-husband-thrown-out-without-oxygen-6495774 >In the ambulance, the driver forced her to sit in front with him and along with his aide sexually harassed her. When she tried to protest and shout, they stopped her husband's oxygen supply and threw him out of the ambulance along with her. >The ambulance driver also stole her jewelry, she alleged. Her husband was severely injured and his health deteriorated after the oxygen supply was cut. Where would RNHS be without them
almost bbkian in its essence >>474880 smh lad grim as a generation they seem determined to hang on at all costs dignity be damned i am the main character >>474881 bitch lasagna didn't open cloth show bobs and vagene
>>474882 whom'st arms are those?
>>474883 accidentally left strip filenames on smh it's john de la pole earl of lincoln (a yorkist)
>>474885 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek luv that one WHITE ROSE WHITE ROSE
>>474865 bet they wouldn't dare blast that music in his actual backyard.
>>474887 Tbh they wouldn't dare to ram the sub woofer up his south and use him as a resonance chamber to amplify their tunes.
OH YEAH YOU HATE THE JEWS? WELL HITLER HATED THE JEWS TOO. AND MY 1/16 IROQUOIS GRANDFATHER KICKED HIS FASCIST ASS.
>>474890 don't know who this is
>>474865 thank you for your service
>>474864 was that krav maga the jews were using
>>474891 thats dan bongino king of rumble
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8S4RV5mP1pk BONGINO CALLS FOR AID AND POO WILL ANSWER
>>474896 He's playing the Double Dan Bonginos
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MUDSHARK ALERT
Didn’t know Anglo Saxons were tanned and wore headscarves >30 sec in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUxjPadrhAU
>>474899 Inshallah my brother.
>>474899 sorry lad we call them "early medieval english people" now
Cheddar man was actually Wahhabi as well.
just a bit of forbidden knowledge for you.
FUCKING HELL JUDICIARY AND GOVERNMENT OUT OF CONTROL Heroic patriot Arsonist receives 9 years longest sentence yet linked to summer riots >Painter and decorator Thomas Birley, 27, of Swinton, Rotherham, has received the longest sentence of anyone involved in the summer riots so far. >Birley and people like him were "intent on spreading a hateful message of violence and racism", said The Recorder of Sheffield, Judge Jeremy Richardson KC, >A pre-sentence report had views which “raised alarm” with a probation officer and there were hints of a “white supremacist mindset”, the judge said in a case “suffused with racism” >He told Birley: “The fact this immensely serious criminality, taken as whole, was perpetrated in the midst of exceptionally vicious public disorder, which was suffused with racism, whereby you were seeking to harm the occupants of a hotel – who were terrified inside that they were about to die – coupled to the concurrent attack upon the police, makes this one of the worst cases of arson with intent to endanger life, of its kind, which has come before the courts. >Birley's defence barrister said the former painter and decorator "expresses heartfelt remorse". The court also heard Birley is a “loner” and has a learning disorder and mental disability https://news.sky.com/story/thomas-birley-arsonist-involved-in-fire-outside-migrant-hotel-handed-longest-sentence-yet-over-uk-riots-13210468
>>474904 >a learning disorder and mental disability nice of them to take that into account when throwing the book at him. hate these scum so fucking much it's unreal.
>>474902 Not actually Waheyyyybye
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>>474904 >During the riot, a fire was lit outside the hotel and Birley, a painter and decorator, was seen adding a piece of chipboard to it. He was also seen helping to move a bin on top of the fire. >judge gave him 9 years
Wew Whole five minutes of dodging the question asked. Well done immigration minister, well done https://nitter.poast.org/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1832048083577819421
Interdasting 1984 removed by publishers from Internet Archive https://nitter.poast.org/internetarchive/status/1831784233414906355
Home Office say >The UK rejects hate, now and always The great British public say… >No. The UK does not reject hate, which you define as ‘dislike, ill feeling, and antagonism.”We have an absolute right to dislike. And both justice and Parliament rely on antagonism. >What you mean is #BiteYourTongue before going on line or counter terrorism will bang on your door. https://nitter.poast.org/WeAreFairCop/status/1832000556816064931
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even pigs gets to enjoy rape
Race mixing cousin has been impregnated and is marrying a white man. Has also been making anti-immigrant posts on her tik tok. Nice redemption arc.
>>474913 another bbk victory
>>474913 hope that white man doesn't have a niglet to take care of lad
>>474913 Based. So envious of how women can get whatever they want so easily. Even a boy-voiced titty-lopped tranny in regret I talked with ended up marrying som rich guy and becoming his housewife
pakidemic is a Farage appreciator and defender extraordinaire https://nitter.poast.org/OGRolandRat/status/1832073733462196588
>>474915 Was thinking that >that baby’s a funny colour..? should I say something or just pay?
>>474915 >>474918 Do I really have to suffer these fetishists on /brit/?
>>474919 it's a legitimate question in this case smh
Jeet TV reporting government thinking of sending British inmates to Estonian gulags Won’t be wogs though will it https://nitter.poast.org/GMB/status/1831923479941120320
>>474920 >474919 Do I really have to suffer these fetishists on /brit/? Earlier that day >>474912
>>474921 nice holiday in a nordic hotel prison would be rather comfy for are lads tbh
>>474922 that was a based post tbf
>>474923 Heard those prisons out east don’t do glass in cell windows tbh
>>474925 estonia is a weird grey zone tbh they're not quite nordic but not fully slavic either tiny country, very expensive to live in so probably got lots of social programs and prog views on such things as incarceration
>>474926 They're based for doing mass deportations in Europe in living memory tbph.
>>474927 Hi Daniel. Thanks for the info. Your opinion will be discarded on anything to do with whites and Europe, okay, thank you.
>>474928 amazing to think how much operation wetback was memoryholed
>>474930 one presumes it's just never mentioned or taught about, except perhaps in higher education where the participants are already indoctrinated and it can only serve as an example of le evil huwhite supreemacy
porridge for dinner
UP THE RA FOR DIN DINS
>>474924 what 22st will see when he visits his latest breedee
>>474932 Keeeek but also smh the BIG, slow lad.
>>474930 Wew didn't know or didn't remember that. Based pre Weimshart spic removal.
test
>>474937 A census taker once tried to test me...
Has spic had his legs lengthened yet?
Fucking jeets wheedle and grovel their way in everywhere. Need expelling to the stratosphere >Barron Trump with his jeet Batman https://nitter.poast.org/ThePhillipHolz/status/1832130644044083587
>>474939 he's waiting for his memecoin portfolio to take off
>>474939 no, I'm waiting for the new Precise Max nail to become available outside of the US (too expensive to get CLL done in US/Germany/Worst Korea- South Africa/Greece are the viable budget options and Turkey/India/Vietnam are for retards that want to get crippled). also I need to save up money and then convince parents to pay half or something nails other than Precise Max are either not strong enough (low weight bearing potential meaning it takes longer to get walking again, plus higher risk of the nail deforming) or they have a mechanical mechanism which is just medieval. Precise 2 and Precise Max use this nice electromagnetic controller thing instead of twisting your knee for a 'click' or something to that effect. Precise 2 has very low weight bearing potential though, Precise Max improves on that greatly. but right now it's only available from Jevv Paley that charges $6m >>474942 would be smart to wait until the day before the next halving to dump and then buy CLL instead of buying CLL using money that you could multiply by buying crypto in between bullruns and then selling the day before the halving
I will say that height is more in my head now than it used to be. once upon a time, I didn't really care (or more accurately, I didn't understand). now it's like even if a girl is smiling at me and being unusually nice- something I previously may have interpreted as indicators of interest- I just assume there's a 0% chance that she is attracted and give her a look like, 'are you autistic?' it used to be flattering when something like that happened- now it just gives me cognitive dissonance, making me feel confused and annoyed
>>474945 Cant’t you try getting taller by stretching your neck?
>>474946 you can like... lean up against a wall and do snow angels to stretch your scapula and straighten your posture out a little bit. or better yet, see a chiropractor. but you can't actually get taller once the growth plates close except via CLL surgery on the femurs/tibias, with the femurs having the much better prognosis of the two
>>474947 Lots of pain for what sounds like guaranteed complicated gains
>she says it's a slow Friday and she's only made 100 quid >remark I wonder if a disproportionate amount of imprisoned political dissidents wanked to her >she giggles Think being a mummy has made her at least secretly based and redpilled. I love her, lads.
>>474950 My camwhore b*sexual ex ex ex gf who is married with 2 kids, lad.
>>474948 >Lots of pain for what sounds like guaranteed complicated gains what do you mean by "guaranteed complicated"- you mean you think long-term complications are likely? complications are a very real possibility, of course, but most of them are caused by going to an incompetent/unethical surgeon and lengthening too much and/or too quickly, and/or not doing enough stretching/physical therapy. if you go to a good surgeon and do what you're supposed to do as a CLL patient, including understanding your body's limitations, the long-term prognosis is quite good. it's mainly the many unethical chop-shops in Turkey that give CLL a bad reputation, plus the general disdain for manlets (how DARE that manlet trick me into thinking he's a real man?!)
Spigolas, my son, height did not make you an incel. It was autism, and further bad parenting.
>>474953 here >>474945 I admit that it is becoming a mental thing too. I cannot believe that a woman would be attracted to me, and probably won't until after I get the CLL done. so that will resolve the height issue, both to the extent that it actually is a legitimate issue and within my own mind. two birds with one stone
there are so many women in American surely someone would want little spic keeds
>>474954 Troon tier. Don't address the mental head on, get surgery to alleviate the mental disorder. Smh.
>>474956 dumb analogy, because the troon's mental issue is irrational and anything they do to their body is only harming themselves further. on the contrary, a manlet being dysphoric about height IS being rational, since women legitimately do have a strong preference for advanced stature. and getting CLL surgery legitimately can be in a man's best interests for that reason I think using CLL to go from short to average height is 100% sane. doing CLL to go from average height to tall is <100% sane, since you're going through all that just to get an advantage over others. doing what needs to be done to remove a significant, unfair disadvantage is a totally valid personal choice IMO
for me, it happens to work out that doing femurs would take me to average height, and then doing tibias would take me from average to tall (just barely 6', probably). I'm most likely going to do just femurs, partly because of this short->average=sane, average->tall=freak logic I'm using, and partly because the prognosis for femurs is significantly better than tibias
and partly because it's extremely expensive, there's that too obviously
if you're under like 5'9, yeah it's pretty much over unless you get CLL. height is women's strongest preference, there is an endless pool of women if you are 6' since that's 84th percentile so that's all the women wanting 16% of men, you can be ugly or dicklet or whatever and it doesn't even matter because they just want to tow along a long skeleton in public to raise their status in the female pecking order. women are basically like chickens, except they have periods instead of laying eggs conversely, a guy can be handsome/rich/famous/hung/etc. but if he's short then very few women will want him. it trump's everything else, a short guy that is all successful and has life figured out is "compensating" and therefore cringe no matter what he accomplishes. the only way he can escape that judgement and become "a real man" is to lenghten his legs to cure the shortness
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>spic's retarded dicklet shite shitting up the thread
>>474961 can't wait to start length again, been doing just clamping and iodine for the past few weeks. iodione solution as a chemical exfoliant to get rid of discolored brown skin from using a penis pump. seems to have worked, it's not 100% milky white but it looks much more even/normal which is basically adequate for now. clamping causes some discoloration too so it's pointless to aim for perfection until I reach my girth goals a few more days to fully recover from the iodine and then I can continue extending... another 1/16" and I will truly be a solid 6.5" BPEL, that's 80th percentile length. and girth seems up to 4.7" at the base, up from 4.5", and the midshaft was 4.5", up from something lower than that that I don't even wanna think it about because that sucks. once I get 4.75" midshaft, that's 50th percentile, so I will feel more confident then. goal is 5.25" midshaft, probably 5.5" at the base... will take awhile 7" (92%) x 5.25 (79%) - 5.5 (89%) is a pretty solid goal I think. I don't think you need more than that, or at least a girl that wants more than that is just a whore. I hear around 5.5" is where they start to give mediocre head and I don't want to deal with that
>>474957 Okay, liberal.
>>474963 liberals are the height-deniers, getting CLL is incel behavior. nice try though
Spending thousands on anything that isn't a house, car or diamond ring is going to be a waste of money if you're doing this just for women.
>incel behaviour >said as a positive Yikes.
>>474965 >(((diamond))) ring maybe if you mean like a lab-grown one or cubic zirconium? yeah it's less romantic but the diamond industry is totally jevvish and their value is artificially inflated. literally a young couple just sending the fruits of their labor to the jevvs for a shiny rock, all to masturbate the female princess fantasy and nah I think women will take a guy that is 3" taller over a guy that has $70k more. the height is more valuable, it's worth the money
Quick question as a lurker turned newbie poster, when I followed a link here, I saw the thing saying that this site is a different thing than the original 8chan and nothing to do with it, and I had heard the story of it being a refuge for a tickle porn site but all the other shit... is there a way of filtering out those boards from even appearing that the top of my screen. If I ever get doxxed for something related to 4chins I don't wanna be associated with all of THAT.
>>474968 The content of this board is quite nice and I like it, it's just the rest of this.
>>474967 My love is married to a 5'4 manlet and hairlet because he has 70k more than me. She is a whore though.
and the whole thing that women only care about money ignores the fact that women ovulate every month and when they do they are literally an animal in heat that desperately wants to be impregnated, specifically by a man that has a long skeleton and a long/wide penis that can stimulate her anterior/posterior fornix zones, causing her to orgasm which makes her cervix do this licking/slurping action that causes the man to orgasm and then vacuums the semen up into the uterus so that the sperm can impregnate the egg and if that doesn't happen and the egg cell that she just spent a whole month preparing dies and gets wasted, then she's going to be all moodly/miserable/hateful towards men for the next 2 weeks as she is in Luteal Phase / Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS) which is basically femcel rage <WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT PREGANT!!! I FUCKING HATE MEN!! BLAH BLAH BLAH and then she has her period, then enters follicular phase to prepare the new egg (where she is in a good mood, starting to get horny, trying to find a man since she will soon ovulate) and then she ovulates and there's the fork in the road- does she become pregnant, or is it another wasted month and she's a bitch for 2 weeks again? and then cycle renews >>474968 >is there a way of filtering out those boards from even appearing that the top of my screen unfortunately not. we don't want those weird perverse boards at the top of the screen either but we just ignore it, there should be a setting but there isn't afaik
>>474968 Used to be able to quickly filter trending boards so they don't appear at the top but can't find the icon now. ACK.
>>474947 remember to say "grow, grow grow" while you are doing it.
>>474971 s4s is a board that I used to like but it kept getting loli, there's a whole site that scrapes the board and I believe lets you even post from it and type in the websites own chat. I wanted to ask a mod if it was possible to have the vile shit filtered if you "opted in", but I lost the name of the site and can't be arsed to find it again. >>474972 Do the mods here ever respond to email tickets? I'm not TOO familiar with the mechanics but I'll try figuring it out on my own first.
>>474974 could try asking in the meta thread on /v/, it's a much larger board than this https://8chan.moe/v/res/640607.html
>>474975 Tried that, thanks very much. We'll see what happens.
Helpful.
>>474968 think the closest thing to that would be to use ublock's element picker or something similar
>>474978 Has anyone from here ever had a knock at the door for just THIS? I just want a comfy place to find cool Apus that doesn't move too fast.
>>474979 I doubt spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) would even bother with us given how few people are here
good smorning..... poo! >>474979 youd probably be safer if you quit the tripniggering
>7 viewers eggbros...
>>474982 getting kicked off twitter and youtube broke him. did he even bother uploading videos anywhere after that for years? he completely stopped making overtly political videos too.
gayboy lost all that weight in 7 months.
>>474984 22st(me) destroyed
smorb lids >>474984 wew
saw an albino at the shops lad was white as a sheet
dreamt that Hitler, Mosley, a Heer rifleman and a ROC machinegunner retvrned to current year with their service uniforms and weapons and we all went off on a camping and hiking trip through clown world >>474988 smorb la
>>474989 sounds comfy lad
>>474990 tbh, very comfy and kino like Look Who's Back psychoanalysis indicates nothing out of the ordinary (isolated atomised individual wanting friendship) but having such heroic figures appear in the subconcious is a first for me
>>474991 you've been chosen lad
nachos for dinner to celebrate not crashing during my first driving lesson in over a decade
>>474994 Good lad, keep at it. It's a while ago now but I failed my test two or three times before I finally passed.
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Another week's toil over
>>474995 thanks lad was white knuckling it a bit at first but thankfully my road awareness from riding carried over so all i had to worry about was actually driving the car >>474996 choon that >>474997 good lad
Ban everything we don’t loike the world will have to come together where’s the blood? uhm…young people protect them from mental soshul media but send them to war lol? Right? Thanks Toni Bler also get fucked https://nitter.poast.org/LBC/status/1831997243726893363
>>474999 thanks tony without the government controlling what people see they'd never find the truth crack open a history book and look at any page and you'll see that more government control over information makes people happier and better informed
>>475001 >45 minutes to war Not disinfo trust us
Jesus Christ the sex starved childless refugees welcome grannies and troons are out on the streets again It never ends https://nitter.poast.org/Steve_Laws_/status/1832380256394616888
>>475006 women and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race >>475007 gives me hope tbh
Twitter and youtube censorship rolling in again. Of course, Brumpf will do nothing again


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