>Why are paedos in popular (comedy) media almost always homosexual men?
Well let's see, the alternatives are:
A. Man who wants to fuck Little Girls
B. Woman who wants to fuck Little Boys
C. Woman who wants to fuck Little Girls
A. Isn't exactly fertile ground for comedy as on the one hand it's (for a normalnigger) uncomfortably close to the norm so the only way to communicate it in something like a cartoon would be to make him an out and out demon and/or the age discrepancy blindingly obvious, like having him ancient (a straight Herbert) and hanging around a playground or elementary school looking for ass, an adult going after a high or even middleschooler isn't going to be so notable in that medium unless it hinges on busybody authorities or the father character losing his shit over it (like Al Bundy), which is usually the reality of the situation IRL.
If it's IRL media you've got the issues of writing it, casting it, the dumbest retards in the public giving said actor shit forever and it also opens a Pandora's box of distinctions that (were it fleshed out) would force those watching to admit individual pedos are very different beasts, they just want to tar the whole lot with the same BABY RAPIST brush and ignore that law is an artificial pastiche atop human nature and cannot negate it. The idea that ANY kind of relationship with a pedo (even a totally innocent non-sexual one) might not harm a child and could in fact be a benefit would make a lot of normalfags squirm in their skin, they're ill prepared for such ideas after 40 years of 'stranger danger' shit when in reality it's a relation fugging the kid 95% of the time.
B. Is just viewed as weird or sad by most women and a wistful dream ('Nice' etc) by men, again IRL casting would be troublesome though probably much less so than A, barely anyone hates a straight female pedo, it's either considered unusual or pretty hot depending on who's judging it.
C. Is kind of represented by the stereotypical ugly bulldyke PE instructor. I doubt a hot one could work as a humorous device unless she was like Russian dominatrix.
So it seems fags and dykes are just easier to make fun of cos their desires are aberrations, ironically straight pedos are too 'normal' to make for much hilarity outside of: "What are ya gonna talk to her about? Homework?!" <canned laughter> once that one is out of the way it kind of dries up.