Heartaches by Al Bowlly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4cJfCmNiwQ doo-wop about singer missing his old lover. i like to imagine these lyrics not very literally but more like wishful thinking, or like recalling a dream. it fits waifuism pretty nicely then, i think. >Heartaches, heartaches >My loving you meant only heartaches >Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me >I can't believe it's just a burning memory >Heartaches, heartaches >What does it matter how my heart breaks? >I should be happy with someone new >But my heart aches for you the final two lines feel particularly waifu.

>>70372 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QpHqz2MSOLI The theme song to improving for your waifu

>>70372 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QpHqz2MSOLI The theme song to improving for your waifu

>>69978 thx fam

Is there a problem with the security certificate?

>>70869 No, it expired at 2022-03-04T23:26:01 but it's still secure.

Cute wives thread? Cute wives thread.

>>70854 That's a really contrived scenario that could really only apply to a pretty small subset of characters. Also >We assume everyone consents in all scenarios and everyone returns safely to their own body after

>>70854 >>70855 Anon is making a valid point, though. Suppose that my waifu has got a canon love interest, why should this guy consent to me possessing him? Is it because he would not view it as cheating, given that it's still his body who gets to interact with her?

>>70857 >why should this guy consent to me possessing him Maybe he wants to see another world or something, either way it wouldn't really be your problem, since in the scenario he does consent regardless of motivation, and she consents to you being in that body. Said body belonging to a love interest is his own headcanon.

>>70834 Maybe because you fags are a cult and fucking crazy. Demanding I be nice and coddling and other shit, or hate niggers and jews, or not talk about scary music or anything that isn't basically the same echo chamber shit as the rest of you. No looking at other anime girls. No real life relations. Come on that's nuts. In fact what did I ever do to you to make you hate me? Say I'd rape her if she was gay? Yeah cause a gay girl is totally worth loving when they wouldn't ever want anything to do with you. >Why else would you refuse to fuck off? Fuck the people that drove me crazy with their bullshit about her. Fuck their threads too. I got enough time to fuck up their threads on 4chan no reason not to considering how shitty they are. I never did anything to begin with. People jsut drove me insane insisting I should liek her if she was gay and that's bullshit. Straight peopel and fags can't be together. Doesn't really matter. Any time I did try to post nice shit I got shitposted about her. Why wouldn't you people just let me post here even? What the fuck is your problem? There is no reason for me to think she would hate me, the only reason I'm so shitty and fucked up anymore is because of peopel like you being cunts about me loving her for no real reason. You act liek I need to be some good upstanding stuck asshole holier than others and other stupid shit. Any time I was nice to peopel there they were jsut cunts. Always bitching because I was never nice about their fringe schizo religious bullshit about anime girls.

Liek was i seriously supposed to write borderline poetry cringe shit daily weeping for and anime girl to count as loving her or some shit? Really I don't get what I did that made everyone hate me all the time. Talking about not paying taxes and not working usually pisses peopel off I guess. Gotta contriboot to da group. I find it amazing though that you peopel need to ree at me any time I post Chris anywhere and go on and on about how "horrible I am" because you want to "save her" from being associated with me right?

>People think I should want adoption or to raise bastard unwanted kids >Well it would be nice if I could have been allowed to love her but no. >The fact that waifufags think I should want platonic trash >etc. As I said, no one here is pushing you to do or believe anything regarding Chris, or anything else for that matter. You are bringing drama from elsewhere into our community. I’m sorry if you had negative experiences elsewhere, but don’t bring it here. You had a chance to start anew here, but instead of just introducing yourself and trying to build connections with us, you went on a massive rant, vomiting your hatred about people of your previous community, and then your hatred of mankind as a whole. A minority of people here happen to know you already, which did not include me. I tried my best to listen to what you had to say and let you know that you could get a positive experience here in our community. But then you overreacted because we did not provide a second reply as soon as you would have wanted, and then told us "why not kill yourselves?". Even after that, I replied to you in a friendly manner, once more showing you my intention of developing a positive bond. Then you replied to me about doing mass killing, doing terrorism and spiting in god’s face. What kind of impression do you think it leaves on me (and everyone else in this community)? Do you think it will help you integrate? Don’t you think that, somehow, such attitude could contribute to your interpersonal difficulties? In a very patient gesture, I finally asked you what you wanted exactly from our community, but you failed to answer me and went on again with the same rant. It therefore appears clear to me that you are not looking to talk about waifuism and develop friendly bonds with us. You are simply enacting a sad relational pattern in which you antagonise others and then victimize yourself by claiming that others mistreat you, which in return you seem to use as an excuse to act hostilely and then antagonizing others even more. I’m now locking this thread as it appears obvious that nothing positive will come out of it for anyone, yourself included. This discussion is now over.

Chaotic good, as I think is best represented by her Persona, Carmen: "Carmen is a fictive female gypsy created by Prosper Mérimée. She first appeared in Mérimée's eponymous novella that was first written and published in 1845. The novella was adapted into a variety of different genres, most notably the opera Carmen by French composer Georges Bizet which diverges in significant points from Mérimée's original story. Whatever the version, Carmen is generally depicted as a classic femme fatale who would take advantage of her beauty and charm to make men fall for her, but quickly break the relationship once she is bored of her wooer, and then she looks for her next victim. Carmen is also usually seen smoking tobacco because she had once worked in a tobacco factory. She is later slain by a spurned ex-lover, driven to a jealous rage after she leaves him. Though she knew he would be fated to kill her, she declared that she would rather die than allow herself to be bound to the will of another, and that 'Carmen will always be free.'" Ann is generally free-spirited, and looks out for the well-being of others, but disdains those that seek power over her or laws and rules that would prevent her from doing what she believes is right.

>>70740 I would say Lawful Good, due to her good nature and upper-class upbringing. I suppose a blind person would support rules because they need a society to be orderly to be able to move inside it without excessive impairment or risk. The less orderly a society is and the tougher it is for vulnerable subjects This is tongue-in-cheek confirmed by the fact that she's canonically very adverse to lies, which leads me to believe she's best classified as LG than NG This does not make her ethically perfect, but her sins (drinking, sexual curiosity, holding a year-long grudge against her cousin) are not serious enough to frame her as either selfish or disrespectful of the rules

I belive Iona is dependent on the Anime or Manga, as they are a bit different (but equally cute) Manga Iona is a Tomboy, and very energetic, which would set her in Caothic good, (because of some stuff related to the universe, she is good) Anime Iona is more quiet and girly, but she is only "Netural" as she is not a rule follower (with rules being admirality code), but she is also not the level of "breaking rules" as a Tomboy would be (girly being the norm)

Merry Christmas anons! Lime and I would probably go on a walk or play an outdoor sport. Even better if it snows (doesn't look like we'll have that white Christmas here). As for gifts, she and I already have plenty, so enjoying each others company (and a hearty meal!) would be more than enough.

i love my waifu Yui!!! i'd like to give her tasty cakes, lots of them! i want to make her a cute sweater, even though i've never done anything like that before. i want to give her lots of Christmas cuddles and belly rubs!!! i want to give her lots of cute and nice things... and uhh... cheese, and egg. and a hug. if i could, i'd take her somewhere snowy and we'd enjoy that a lot together :)

>>70756 Sorry OP, I was supposed to reply to this thread yesterday but then I forgot. Have one of the very few decent Christmas pictures of my waifu >let us know what gift you would like to give her I would probably gift her a copy of some good book I just finished, only in Braille, so that we can discuss it together. Some kind of music-related gift could also work as she is a cello player per half-canonical sources. She might enjoy going to a classical concert together

>>70654 We are not affiliated to the other 8kun boards so besides making some out of the blue migration-promoting threads on the other 8kun boards, there is not really a way... Anyway, most of the communities on 8kun already migrated a while ago or just died. We should have migrated way earlier too...

>>70657 wholly agreed, I migrated my own community on a webring board and so far we've lost like half the userbase but we're still alive and kicking

I'm also glad to see you all here, shame you couldn't do it earlier and maybe save the pictures. It's way easier for me to post on 8chan so maybe I'll drop by every now and then, though I still have some troubles so not too often.

I really like her colorsheme and red eyes!

She's seems cute, and alluring.

My waifu is Mio Akiyama from K-On!. Nice to meet everybody.

>>70612 Hi and welcome to /mai/! I came across a few waifuists over the years whose waifus are from K-On!. Seems these girls know how to win others’ heart. Can you tell us a bit more about your waifu and how you came to fall in love with her? And for how long you two have been together? Finally, we also have our Discord if you wish to join (it’s way more active than the board). See info on the Discord thread: https://8kun.top/mai/res/70127.html

>>70613 Heya, K-On! is popular so I'm not surprised ww Mio is the bassist of Ho-kago Tea Time, I love her shy and introverted personality, I can relate to being as shy as her, being someone that also has social problems. She has inspired me to start playing the bass guitar and I love the songs she writes, I love seeing her cute side. I met her sometime in mid 2018 but I have been in a relationship with her since September 19th of this year. I apologize for the late response, I have been busy lately.

>>70466 Apologies in advance for a wall post, had a few comments on the video, as well as some discussion on my waifu. Most of these points follow chronologically with the video. Great video, well thought out. I found your accent interesting (Latin American?). You pronunciation of "cathedral" was a little difficult to understand (possibly because I was watching that part late at night). You pronounced "th" as "t". It's one of those weird sounds that I learned quite late (always used to say it as "f" when it's supposed to be a "f" while you hold your tongue up to your front middle teeth). Takes a bit of practice. Hopefully this helps you improve :D Audio was good (background music not too loud, can't stand when some youtubers do that). Table of contents in the beginning was useful, and made the video seem like a report or essay (in audio form). Plenty of memes, no complaints there. Very good analysis, using different sources and mediums. I like your breakdown of definitions of "waifu". First time I learned about other waifu wedding examples as I've only heard about the Hatsune Miku wedding before. The VR wedding of Anon and Oshino was really cool XD Interesting that my waifu (Lime) IS a piece of technology, or a gynoid, and she wouldn't have become my waifu if she wasn't. This is an important trait that got me into her in the first place. In that regard I'm lucky to have a waifu that is much easier to bring to the physical world, as if she was one of the Rozen Maidens ;) Not sure what you meant at 39:05 about "pager reddit language" when mentioning r/2D_love? Didn't quite hear that. Checked the subreddit and it doesn't mention anything similar in the rule list. Now away a from the video and on to my waifu discussion.

>>70588 >Apologies in advance for a wall post No need to apologize for a wall of text. I like long posts, so build the wall!! :) And I’m about to build one myself! >Great video, well thought out. Thanks. >I found your accent interesting (Latin American?). I’m French Canadian. >You pronunciation of "cathedral" was a little difficult to understand I realized I pronounced it midway between French and English. >Audio was good (background music not too loud, can't stand when some youtubers do that). Bought myself a nice microphone (Blue Yeti) just for that video, and I spent quite a lot of time in Audacity finding the right balance between my voice volume and music volume.

i yearn for more concrete ontological and metaphysical analysis into waifuology

I can't believe I found one too

The first one is especially disturbing…

>>64390 Lime can be a little scary after being roused from a long night (or more like centuries of) sleep.

>>70349 Cute, thanks! I like that one!

i always thought about posting pictures of other's people waifus. don't know why. i guess i thought it made them feel better. they have cute waifus, so it's a bit unfair, i think, for people to not see the cute.

Oh boy…not so sure about this one…

I would not expect Flandre to look like this if she was 3D, but wow, it seems like 2D Flandre coming to life! Damn, I need this doll…

>>67084 She will probably look like this since she is Negev.

Considering Mordred's nature, I'm almost certain her favourite films would be action, adventure and fantasy movies. Stuff like war films or fantasy epics like Excalibur even though she's the villain of said film. She's quite big into cars and driving too, so I reckon car/racing-related movies like Fast and Furious or the Italian Job would be up there too. I doubt she'd enjoy anything horror-related, considering her complaints about having to stay in a catacomb, she acts tough but deep down she's a scaredy cat when it comes to spooky things.

I think her favourites would be Mystery as the obvious first choice and Tokusatsu as a close second. She's actually the reason I got into tokusatsu in the first place and I love it. I sometimes watch Kamen Rider movies on special days as if I was watching them with Naoto. Her least favorite would probably be Horror since she's scared of ghosts and the paranormal. You can also take party members to a cinema in Persona 4 Golden, but I'm poor and have only played vanilla.

>>70459 For Gwenpool I think she'd obviously be into superhero movies and just action movies in general. She'd probably love Last Action Hero since she would be able to identify with the main character in that. For Zone-Tan, I can imagine that she'd enjoy horror movies, exploitation movies, and anime OVAs from the 90s. Just stuff that's insanely tasteless and utterly offensive in every way imaginable. >>70489 It's always nice to meet a fellow tokusatsu fan

>>70535 Indeed I know what a waifu is, but it's the "or whatever" part that I'm not sure to understand. You also mentioned it in your other post ( >>70533 ).

i am indifferent if care about my waifu just like Raven is indifferent to everything Raven is the only thing i care about why are you asking.>>70536

>>70537 >why are you asking. I was asking because ‘’or whatever’’ is a strange wording that seemed to suggest that you did not take Raven seriously. Indeed, describing Raven as a ‘’whatever’’ is not really flattering. But maybe it was just improper English. Is English your second language? Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you care about Raven. Maybe you could tell us more about you and her in the intro thread? ( >>67345 )