Every Saturday Afternoon

>go to family reunion >meet people I haven't seen in years >see my parents again >Dad is busy talking to my uncle >Dad is talking to him about GamerGate >Go home because Im bored >"Realize" >"'MY DAD WAS TALKING ABOUT GAMERGATE"'

Inklings vs Octolings Which is better?

Post your feelings, thoughts, quasi-normalfag opinions and musings about videogames here. >Halo 3 This may come as a shock to some of you older anons out there but I was just a little too young to really experience the hype around a lot of big events, like WoW getting big, or the sixth and seventh gen console launches, or the excitement surrounding the Halo franchise. I loved Halo and was really invested in it as a wee lad, playing all the games and reading all the books in my free time, but even by the time the ads surrounding Halo 3 came out I knew I was missing the biggest part of the hype. The collectible 7-11 cups, mail-in rewards, E3 previews and playing the game online when it first came out... A lot of that I had to live vicariously through watching my older brother playing the game with his friends. It's not the only thing I wish I experienced but it's one of those things I wish I was there to live through first-hand, to be the right audience, age, and interest for, instead of just watching it happen from a distance. I feel that way about a lot of 90's/00's games, but especially Halo and other big franchises like Doom and Half-Life 2 too. In my eyes the original Halo trilogy was one of the last real videogame-y series to get hyped up to the right degree, it was massive and it was popular, and wasn't just some astroturfed campaign to make it seem that way. It's something I wish I could have better experienced, along with a lot of 360 games that come out around that time. The Chief was a role model to little me, and I wanted to help him finish the fight.

do you think knocking on rouge's chestplate make a plastic *konk* sound, or is it soft and squishy like silicone? what sounds would other chestpieces make?

What do you want to talk about, huh? What? Why don't you talk to me about it? Videogames? Yeah I like video games. I play video games everyday. What do you like? Fighting games? Racing games? RPGs? MMORPGS? Gatcha? Do you like this Gatcha? I love Gatcha. Phone games? What about Phone Games? Let's play some phone games. Come on, what do you like? Don't be shy. Come. ON. How hard is it for you to fucking speak up? Be a fucking man for once. Do you like RTSes? Map Games? Hm? How about some Factorio? Minecraft? Terraria? snaps fingers Helloooooo? conks your head anybody in there?????? FUCKING TALK TO ME GIVE ME ATTENTION YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT TALK TO ME NOOOOOW!!!!!!!!

So I've been playing a lot of Beat Saber lately and man does that game make me sweaty. So sweaty I have to jump directly into the shower afterwards since I'm literally dripping, leaving a big wet pool on the floor. Anyways, I take a really cold shower, get out and dry myself with a towel. So far so good. I go sit in my sofa to relax and immediately I feel the sweat start building up again. Soon I'm just as soaked as before the shower and my sofa gets all wet and disgusting. Even if I take another shower it won't help. All I can do is literally stand on a towel for 30 minutes and let the sweatening ebb out on its own and then take a shower but that's not how I want to live. What should I do?? Why doesn't the cold shower help?? Do I have to stop playing Beat Saber?? Is there another solution??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2stmQfv93oQ >off the total concurrent daily players over 75% are massive botnets, hugely inflating numbers >majority are idlers/giftapult/cases collectors, running game on text-mode, never going beyond main menu >peak daily players are around 25k on a good day. Mostly hovers on 18k average >HUMAN PLAYERCOUNT REMAINS LARGELY UNCHANGED DURING SEASONAL UPDATES so that 200k peak players last year was also entirely bots >cheater/active bots are small number of around 700-1000 yet completely shut down entire regions its over, tf2 is dead, dead internet theory, zesty wins again, who cares, traders crash, etc etc whatever buzzwords

The comment section of this video is so funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-x4zur30tc It is literally Joel 4chan fanbase vs his pronoun fanbase going at it because his Lucidid gameplay. Clash of worlds

i have been searching them for a while but they all cost a ton of materials or take 5 years to build

Post vidya characters that are literally you.

>close friend's birthday party >start talking to this dude about vidya cause why not >show him the trailer of an upcoming horror "King's Field"-esque indie <woah bro that looks sick, it's kinda like Doom, remember Doom? y'know it has that old pixelated look <yeah Doom is awesome, it's like... it's the only game that runs on everything, it even runs on calculators! >this faggot hasn't played Doom >then he tells me Elden Ring is like a GTA with horses and shit >don't even bother replying

>want to lose weight by eating less >grow more and more angry by each day games for this feel?

What drives a gaming journo towards its faggotry?