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Question Thread #1 Anonymous 07/23/2023 (Sun) 11:05:23 No. 14 [Reply] [Last]
Do not start threads just to ask a question; post your questions in a pre-existing thread instead.
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>>1474 >I'm thinking anon is perhaps asking about how to get rid of annoying people in his life and not on /fringe/ I hope you are right. Flagless vagueposters irk me >Maybe a clarification would help Vagueposters hate that. Hope he is not one of them and truly someone who seeks genuine help.
>>1473 I have no idea what are you talking about, I'm not a recurrent poster, I think this is the first time I've been on this /fringe/ in particular. >>1474 I'm not in direct contact with this people, that's why there's isn't much to describe, just bad actors coming back over and over to a place that is of my (online) comfort, a place that they like to come back even when they make it obvious they don't like it there and hate everyone in there and would rather the posters were like them instead. And I know this might seem really silly to ask, but the world fucking sucks, and having one of the only places to hide taken from you is a horrible feeling. I'm sure that as fellow anons you might understand this feeling. All I want is for these people to be somehow influenced by something I could do so they decide to go away themselves. Also I'm sorry I didn't know I needed a flag to post.

Welcome to /fringe/ Anonymous 07/20/2023 (Thu) 22:31:26 No. 11 [Reply]
Grand Esoteric Library https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/library/1#1 >/fringe/ is a board for esoteric discussion including matters pertaining to; Magic : Philosophy : Paranormal : Dreams : Religion : Occult : Symbolism : Aliens : Demons & Angels : Metaphysics : Conspiracy : Secret Societies : Mind Control : Morality & Ethics : Mysticism : Qualia : Psychic Abilities : Anything that is fringe in some respect Important Threads: Questions: ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/11744#11744 ) Meditations: ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/3.html#3 ) Mundane Orientation ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/41.html#41 ) Energy Work ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/108.html#108 ) Western Magic ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/68.html#68 ) Fringe Condensed ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/193.html#193 ) Fringe Music: ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/209.html#209 ) Fringe Art ( https://fringearchives.neocities.org/archive/fringechan/fringe/3328.html#3328 ) The name "/fringe/" is inspired by the book ''Fringe Knowledge for Beginners" by Montalk (which can be found here: http://montalk.net/books). Visiting the montalk site is also a good way to understand the scope of the topics of discussion which /fringe/ covers. Recommended Reading: http://montalk.net/reading Official IRC Server: irc.freenode.net Channel: ##fringe http://webchat.freenode.net/?nick=Seeker_..&channels=%23%23fringe&prompt=1 Definitions / terminology used often on this board: http://montalk.net/about/212/glossary http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ciencia/astral_dynamics/astral_dynamics37.htm Mysticism: Mysticism involves communicating with or directly experience the divine. Monks and nuns have often used meditation and prayer to induce mystical states but it can also involve esoteric practices like rituals or energy work. Magic: Magic is the art and the science of causing change to occur in conformity with will.
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The only resources of those shared on imageboards I've used are tulpa.info, Art of seeing - Bates method and Lesser Keys of Solomon aka Lemegeton1. I have yet to see anything else useful being shared in ANY of these occult horder libs.
IRC's dead

Anonymous 05/24/2023 (Wed) 14:48:25 No. 9 [Reply] [Last]
Why fringe is dead. Come back pls
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>>955 I want fringe to surpass at least zoo otherwise it doesn't really feel like a victory. Btw should we start a fringe /meta/ thread where we discuss our hopes and dreams for this current fringe and figure out ways how to make the new fringe a lasting and proper one and maybe figure out ways to avoid the mistakes of the old fringes? I think a meta thread should be warranted but this thread feels meta enough already so maybe meta discussions should be kept here. >>1040 Who was Bor again I really dislike screencaps of posts that are out of context and not even the date is visible. There were so many fringes at once then there was none. I am not always able to remember which timeline we are trying to bring back.
>>1475 >Btw should we start a fringe /meta/ thread where we discuss our hopes and dreams for this current fringe and figure out ways how to make the new fringe a lasting and proper one and maybe figure out ways to avoid the mistakes of the old fringes? Yes.
>>1491 Forgot flag

Magic Blog Thread Anonymous 04/28/2024 (Sun) 03:53:40 No. 787 [Reply] [Last]
Use this thread to discuss any notable events, experiences, or thoughts related to your occult path that don't deserve their own thread.
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>>1486 Forgot my flag.
>>1420 >Report if they appear during the night. Last night I had an extremely vivid dream but I think that was just because I put on lucid dreaming music on invidio.us (privacy centered Youtube proxy without ads). >>1425 >brings into question also what kind of "sperm donation" this was, a masonic ritual? Not that I know of. To be completely honest with you the reason my mom got a sperm donation was because my dad has HIV. At least that is what she told me. >How old was your mum when she had you? She was 32 years old when she had me >>1477 >You should tell me if you noticed the shoggots or not instead. I'm sorry but I have not noticed any shoggoths. >Was wondering if mason defenses block these entities so your reply is appreciated. I literally had no idea I had any connection to anything freemasonry related before >>1408 mentioned it. I have never been initiated into a freemasonic society, nor even set foot inside a lodge. I'll have to do some research into my family history I guess, including my biological father if I can.
>>1489 >Was wondering if mason defenses block these entities so your reply is appreciated. forgot to mention: So I have no idea how to answer your question. I don't know anything about these hooded robe wearing people portaling into your house.

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Anomalous Experiences through Dreams Anonymous 10/14/2023 (Sat) 19:42:00 No. 53 [Reply] [Last]
Let's share sleep and dream experiences. What have you encountered?
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>>1400 >What is the /fringe/ explanation for the phenomenon of repeatedly waking up into multiple realistic "dreams" before waking up in this reality? There are a myriad of explanations and truth is I am not sure which one is the correct one here but I will try to explain. The mind goes through several "maintenance cycles" as you sleep to repair and prepare your conscious for the next day. Through this you either sleep soundly while your conscious is "offline" or you go through dreams. Going through dreams can come from several directions. One can be the activity of your "Higher self" of sorts which gives you guidance and such or a "trauma repair" where you have to go through a deep seated trauma so you can progress to the "next level" or your mind just really needs to heal or solve a mental block and for that you need to "experience it" aka generate emotions consciously so you can "overwrite" that trauma within your subconscious thus repair an energy flow of your body. The reason why I am replying because of your second dream. There is the one where it's non the above but either malicious forces or world events generate "energetic fluctuations" that you have to experience because you are connected to that energy. I think it was 4 or 5 days ago when I had a dream about my computer getting a computer virus. It was the constant ad popups with clearly scamming ad with gacha waifus and the like. Was wondering wtf did I click. Then opened the programs to see what was installed and found things like "Coca Cola" and other big corpos as "being installed and running" and was wondering was this always there or it appeared only now? Just how many viruses do I have. While wondering about this i woke up. Truth is most of the times I have several dreams in succession especially because I am a "snoozer" who goes back to sleep after the alarm and most of the dreams are just my subconscious sorting out things but some of them are related to events that I care about giving me weird premonitions. >almost indescribable feeling, kind of like I found a new dimensional axis and moved on it The thing is about "switching dimensions" is that usually every dimension be it higher or lower requires a different "mental state" and sometimes it requires you to "die" "switch" or at least leave "every baggage/attachment/low dimensional energy" behind. Which is very easy to accomplish by "waking up into a new dream". Dying and going to sleep have many similarities thus waking up and "being reborn" too. Not sure what this means but >bottom says "2025 FOUND" Maybe your life will take a new turn in 2025. Not sure. >they imply that who or whatever is seeking me out through time, and it's coming Many beings "live" outside of time and space which might include your higher self but sometimes just mid tier entities trying to "gain access" into your psyche. >in bed again, experiencing sleep paralysis which I'm very familiar with

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Will pic related actually work or is it just new age nonsense?
>>1434 This would essentially act as an aromatic/tactile talisman. The act of mixing it would charge it with your intention but you'd be able to strengthen the effects via some other magical charging technique.

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Fringe /music/ I Anonymous 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:00:13 No. 1389 [Reply]
Previous /fringe/ Music Thread: https://archive.is/9Qgf3 Frog Concert - Lullaby of the Crystal Eyed Squeaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cISiO6OEviY
Edited last time by 4thway on 07/02/2024 (Tue) 11:24:41.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qDnGAs_Kq9g This Youtube channel was recommended to me by an adept on /fringe/ years ago.
I just noticed that this is supposed to be 'Fringe /music/ I' like the other rebooted threads

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Intrusive thoughts Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 20:30:06 No. 699 [Reply] [Last]
Do you have something to say but you don't find the thread? Is it something absolutely cringe but you think it still belongs on fringe? Is it a dirty shitpost that you think you have to spam the board with? KEEP IT HERE! What is the purpose of this thread? While it might sound as an invitation for trolling what I intend with this to make it a sort of get off your chest thing where we notice the energies behind the intrusive thought patterns we have while writing them. While I want to say to keep this thread "judgement free" your intrusive thought might prompt an other Anon to write an intrusive thought and he might intrude on your intrusion. Or others will notice that your thoughts have merit or it's something they too went through and may give an useful advice as a remedy. This thread should be a sort of (not that) off topic posting. The question thread should have questions mostly and funposting will just get lost in the heated discussion in there. This should fix that. I know some people have an urge to post their unfiltered thoughts on many things. And fringe was always ripe with rants and critiquing other famous and not that famous occultists too. While keeping the rants here instead of disturbing the flow of other threads you will be called slurs and fall victim to other energetic anomalies far less.
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>>1274 Great example of how the world has ended and only NPC emulations remain. First they cut down on the search results on Google to save processor power, replaced artists with AI slop, mass shooting and terror victims have been actors since long, now they've cut down on the NPCs themselves. And the algorithm is bad.
>>1274 I've been having this feeling with IRL people. Like they've been replaced inside or something. I've seen many posts lile yours, too. I think it began in 2020. Maybe we are dead.
Yesterday I resolved to finally get serious about developing reliable lucid dreaming and WILD techniques and today I see a lot of posts here by someone else also doing that. Crazy.

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What the hell is a "guide"? Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 20:15:48 No. 627 [Reply]
I keep seeing people talk about "my guides" this, "my guides" that. I've never had guides. What are those, why use this vague word? It seems to imply said speaker does not know who is guiding them. Sounds risky as fuck tbh, why is this a thing in the wizard community. And I'm not speaking only about on here, I've seen this shit on Discord and other places as well. If you are trusting someone enough to let them guide you, why not call them by name?
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>>1360 I have started a dream journal. Given enough time and effort, will that be enough to meet her? Will the ability to lucid dream enable me to summon her for a chat? How does one deepen their connection with their guides? Is there an archived /fringe/ thread about lucid dreaming and dream journals? It seems that no one ever says anything in my dreams, it is all just actions, at least as far as I can remember (which isn't much, yet).
Okay I dreamed of a female talking to me but I can't for the life of me remember what she said.
>>1381 >I have started a dream journal That's a good start. Personally I hate journaling because I am developing and experimenting with several memory recall and memory palace skills and I rarely take notes because I know how I can ask my brain to recall things and I don't want to rely on the physical too much if I can. But it can definitely improve your ability to remember the dreams so do it as much as you can because we were hardwired in school that "important things need to be written down" so you have to "remind" your mind that "dreams are important" because the mundane programming makes you forget your dreams and aspirations as much as possible and you have to start to "retain yourself" somehow. Even the smallest step counts when you start walking into the right direction. >Given enough time and effort, will that be enough to meet her? She is literally "there" you just need to learn to "open up to her". >Will the ability to lucid dream enable me to summon her for a chat? How Yes but that requires extra steps and I recommend you to sit down and meditate empty you head as much as possible then empty it further then "call her into your mind" and try to "hear her voice". First it will probably sound like it's your "own thoughts" or gibberish or that "you are making it up" but as your mind slowly opens up you will be able to make things out. I recommend meditation because as your awareness increases lucid dreams become natural and not as a "skill" you have to "develop". Remember when you developed the skill [walking] and [running]? You don't because it was natural. The education system made us "think" that we need to "suffer" or grind for results. Truth is you just need to find the right direction and walk towards it. Then the guidance will tell you the other steps. Don't force it don't have expectations just simply "let it happen" >>1394 We are progressing it seems. I don't think I need to say more

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I need a helping hand Anonymous 03/20/2024 (Wed) 03:16:38 No. 379 [Reply] [Last]
Let me tell you from the start. I am with crypto since I was in class 7. And its been already 8-9 years, I haven't hold anything yet. But day by day, crypto become the most favourite things of mine. I passed my J.S.C ( Junior School Certificate ), S.S.C ( Secondary School Certificate & H.S.C ( High School Certificate ) with a grade point (GPA) of 5.00 (A+). The journey was great. But problem start when my father died after the time of S.S.C. After the H.S.C I learned about graphics design, and started freelancing to earn money. But at this point in my life not being able to get any orders. I try telegram marketplaces, facebook and linkdin also to search for clients. Though I got some orders but now its being so difficult for me. I searched for part time job then. I also got one, anyhow, it was going. But its been 3 months I lost my job. I am in 3rd year right now. Just one more year left to complete my graduation. I don't know what to say or how to say as I am really ashamed of it. I need almost $2k in this semester but for me its being really impossible to manage this amount. I really doesn't had any option left without post on 4chan. At least an anon response to me. I strictly hate begging and as you mentioned in your first mail, I don't know will you help me or not. But if you could help that would helps me to complete my graduation. My mother always wanted me to see as a police officer but without completing the graduation its impossible for me. Its not like that I don't earn well or beg from people, its not like that. But this time, I am empty. Sometimes life is kind of hard to struggle, that time we need a helping hand very badly. I really don't want to lose my educational career. Badly want to complete my graduation. Please consider a bit, your little bit consider will save my entire education career. If needed i can also send you my face record video evidence or also my live location or even any documents like my government issued identity card so that you don't think I am lying for free money. Anyway you may help me out Anon? > If someone can help me out, send me an email to anon33001@gmail.com Writing this to you, sitting alone in a room, don't know what your response will be but,

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>>1184 I've been thinking about this a lot lately. I'm not sure this is entirely accurate. My main issue is that the following actions >Did you research the event, the context for the thing you wanted, how to perform the spell casting, what needs to be included and so on? Did you perform the spell casting by a physical method or a strongly focused mental process where you spent say 30 min in meditation and then projecting the energy into the correct setting after you finished your research and had all elements down to detail exactly? are almost never performed in my active spellwork unless I'm working on a very big or complicated project. Half of the spell I do are as simple as projecting a certain type of energy at a certain type of spirit or thoughtform. Hardly something that takes 30 minutes of intense meditation, but still capable of producing reliable results. And the sort of "random daydreaming spells" that show results like this are very seldom the sort of passive receptive thoughts that may qualify as an intuition or premonition. At least in my experience. They're coherent projected intention and desire, even if they're formed in a relaxed trance-like manner. Really this entire thing hinges on the ability to recognize where thoughts originate. And whether they're serving an active or passive function. Yeah this may be difficult for 'normal people' but anyone with a modicum of meditation and energetic experience can perceive the function of thoughtforms pretty reliably.
>>1350 >You're using that expression wrong. as per X = done following the requirements set by X Used in the sense of "In reference to" as per the term "as per my last email", but even then

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Fringe Diet & Fitness Thread #1 Anonymous 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:32:15 No. 84 [Reply]
Previous 8kun thread here; https://archive.is/B2LbC What is fitness? Being fit means… >Competency in biomotor abilities (strength, endurance, power, flexibility, balance, speed, agility, coordination) in relation to needs or goals >Muscle size, body composition, and activity level that matches needs or goals, not societal definitions or pressures >Mobile joints & relaxed muscles >Natural spinal and body alignment fostered by strong bones >Effortless nasal, diaphragmatic breathing >Youthful respiratory quotient) >Efficient digestion and elimination >Healthy heart and good circulation (strong pulse and warm extremities, tip of nose) >Rarely experience sickness >Excellent sleep, libido, and fertility >Relaxed yet focused mind >Positive outlook

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>>541 >You might have truly angered the spirit of fringe with that I don’t know about that. Fringebot was really connected to the egregore and its responses were pretty synchronistic most of the time. >How did fringebot even function there? It was a markov chain like bot. In order to “train” it, you take all the posts, and store the references of posts that quoted a post as a response to it. When it’s time for the bot to respond, you use edit distance comparison to find a post in the database that most resembles the user input, then choose one of its replies at random. It replied with whole posts or whole sentences. It’s naive, but before LLMs this technique was really fun to play with, and you could use any imageboard as your corpus.
>>544 It used some other techniques based on probabilities and randomization to make the response better, but I forget what it was. It was connected directly to the fringebay database, so it had real time access to the posts. It was really neat.
boron ZMA BPC-157 carnitine l tartrate Ashwagandha fenugreek Creatine Heavy Protein and Amino Acid intake Nicotine patch Sauna Cold showers Nofap Phrak's Greyskull LP -> Dogcrapp You're set for natty gains bro

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Renouncing Lust Thread #1 Anonymous 11/16/2023 (Thu) 10:49:09 No. 85 [Reply]
Continuation of this 8kun thread: https://archive.is/q0OW6 1) Pledge an amount of time. Preferably a number of weeks. Post it in this thread. 2) If you break your pledge, you must also confess your transgression in this thread. 3) If you keep your pledge you may reward yourself… with more time pledged! 4) For purposes of this thread, "masturbation" is defined as touching your genitals for purposes other than basic hygiene and expulsion of wastes. For those of you who have entirely transcended physical sex but who use succubus and so on you can also make pledges here to control your sexual thoughts and try not to evoke or meet any entities to have sex with. Remade the thread since the last one was very popular and hit the bump limit and many of you want use your generative powers for a higher purpose than mere wasted moments of hedonism. Post any techniques for the transformation and proper use of sexual energy here also. Personally I feel that stage one should be to completely stop with touching or physical stimulation of sexual energy and learning to take that desire and drive and focus it mentally into thoughtforms. If you are going to entertain lustful ideas at least don't be a silly mundane about it when you could be using thoughtforce to telekinetically get yourself off or something similar. Straight up fapping is for mundanes.
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Back to square one. I keep hurting myself. I don't have any major stressors and my only goal is to be healthier in my living. I don't want to fuck up again.
>>378 I thinkI should point out in this thread an often overlooked but crucial part of this. Otherwise, at best, the energy you retain will just stagnate. Learn to move energy effectively, and as soon as you have an erection, move the energy up your central channel. When you reach the top of your chest, move it over to your front and down into your dan tian. If you do this correctly, your erection will go away and your penis will “retract”, as the Chinese put it. You should be able to get an erection back right as soon as you stop, and repeat the operation over and over. You will notice that it gets more difficult as you go on, until all the lust is gone. Never use porn, and never ejaculate to a fantasy. As soon as you have an erection, your attention should be 100% focused on moving the energy. And you should keep summoning your erection back until you have relocated enough energy that it won’t come back to bother you anymore. Don’t let the energy go up to your head and of course don’t ejaculate. Although it is very easy to mess up at first. Read Robert Bruce’s new energy ways and Barber’s Visceral Experience.
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>>969 bumpin cuz it needs bumpin. Fapalumpagus

/fringe/ Library Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 17:20:23 No. 1097 [Reply]
Share useful pdfs, links, videos, etc. in this thread.
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>>1102 Lesser and Greater Keys of Solomon
Order of Nine Angles NAOS Vampire Are - Stephen Kaplan Hatha Yoga Pradipika Simple Kabbalah Dharana Darshan
Frabato the Magician Occult novel based on Franz Bardon's life. Apparently it was actually written by his secretary even though it's attributed to him. Interesting read.

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Give me a spell to do that I really shouldn't Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 21:30:54 No. 579 [Reply]
It could be a curse, or summon elder demons from across the nether, I don't care, give me a mistake to make, bonus points if it gets me laid or rich
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>>766 I know that guy. He's pretty cool. I'm not sure he's related to your car's transmission blowing up, that doesn't sound like him
>>945 Maybe he doesn't like me.
>>766 Why summon the epitome of bad news?

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Old /fringe/ stuff Anonymous 02/09/2024 (Fri) 00:03:44 No. 275 [Reply]
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>>971 You probably dreaming about the game occasionally because it was just that fucking good, at least before the metagamers figured out how to take all the fun out of it and turn it into a social status simulator and drive out most people who aren't super casual; also, career raiders were a thing since wrath. As with so many things in this world lately, even vanilla classic was ruined by people being greedy for "good" parses and wanting to "not waste time". I suppose that it's a possibility that various spirits had guided the original devs outside of their awarenesses into making the game as great as it was. In fact, I'd imagine that such spirits guiding people into making great games was fairly common back then, but nowadays people just don't embrace high standards so often anymore, and civilization as a whole is being consumed by greed, so there ain't much room for them in the video game industry these days. Anyway, WoW & its predecessors had such a gigantic amount of loosh poured into it them I'd imagine that there's lots of custom WoW servers in the astral, and your unconciousness might just decide to dream in one of them every once in a while.

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Anonymous 05/13/2024 (Mon) 23:53:45 No. 951 [Reply]
I am the fuhrer, paranormally. And can prove it. This is a birth from a specific spiritual portal ye must holp. Also https://npo.nl/start/serie/2doc/seizoen-11_1/2doc-final-account/afspelen See if ye may even see it
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I can't niggertits or fonts. I can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSznCkkQh5E
Dutch Esoteric Hitlerist who barely speaks English? I'd assume this to be a bot thread if it were only on cuckchan. Anyway, the real Fuhrer would use a flag.
Dutch kinda looks like an esoteric magical tongue when you glance at it. Jij ook, kankerpoep, wat nu?

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/Pajeetmaxxing General/ - how to yoga Anonymous 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:49:55 No. 906 [Reply]
Greetings, sirs! Are you tired of your mundane existence as a regular human? Do you yearn for a higher plane of existence—one that involves chanting Sanskrit mantras, wearing colorful turbans, and mastering the art of chai brewing? Look no further! In this guide, we'll explore the mystical path of Pajeetmaxxing, where you'll transform into a bona fide Indian yogi without ever leaving your studio apartment. 1. Yoga Poses for Instant Indianness: - The Curry Cobra: Lie down, raise your upper body, and hiss like a cobra. Bonus points if you can smell imaginary spices. - The Turban Tree: Stand tall, wrap an invisible turban around your head, and sway gently in the breeze. Channel your inner Guruji. - The Bollywood Backbend: Arch your spine dramatically while humming a catchy Bollywood tune. Extra points if you can lip-sync to "Jai Ho." 2. Chanting Mantras (Even If You Don't Know What They Mean): - Om Namah Shivaya: Repeat this sacred mantra until your neighbors question your sanity. It means something profound, but who cares? It sounds cool. - Hare Krishna, Hare Rama: Chant this while waiting in line at the grocery store. People will assume you're a spiritual guru, and you might get discounts on lentils. 3. Dress Code: - Kurtas and Lungis: Swap your jeans for a flowy kurta and pair it with a lungi (a wraparound skirt). You'll instantly feel more enlightened. - Bindis and Mala Beads: Adorn your forehead with a bindi and drape mala beads around your neck. Congratulations, you're now a walking temple.

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Indians are the niggers of the internet.

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