Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Raven team leader... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the golden scar, and that gorgeous ass. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great wife and mother, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left the Fortnite shop and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your Victory Royale on the new map, because deep down, my glorious Queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby girl came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You came back from not being on the shop and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious Queen exclaim use the new Peter Griffin emote and throw it back. Not only have you changed the game of Fortnite and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious Queen, Raven Team Leader.