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How do i ruin my own reputation as fast as possible without doing anything illegal, or morally wrong. I want everyone to see me as a fucking monster without doing anything wrong. Any tips? pic unrelated

Hi there! I just set up the picochan software on my server as a hobby project. Feel free to post on Aoichan chan.fts.ftp.sh It's an anonymous imageboard like this one, but with minimal rules, sort of like an experiment. Suggestions are welcome.

Alright, /b/, buckle up. What if Elon Musk has been working with Trump to fight the deep state and expose an alien conspiracy? Sounds wild, but let’s connect the dots. Elon’s obsession with space and Mars isn’t just a billionaire’s dream. It started ramping up when Trump became president, right? Trump wasn’t part of the deep state’s plan, and here’s the kicker: the deep state has been working with aliens—not the little green ones, but interdimensional beings controlling humanity for centuries. Trump’s “drain the swamp” slogan? People thought it was about corrupt politicians, but it was bigger. The deep state has been hiding the truth about these aliens. Trump found out, and they tried to stop him. Space Force wasn’t a meme; it was a front to prepare for a real battle in space, where these aliens have been operating behind the scenes. And Musk? SpaceX, AI, Neuralink—all part of a plan to break free from alien control. The Mars mission isn’t just about colonizing another planet; it’s Plan B if things go sideways with these beings. AI and Neuralink are Musk’s way of communicating with them directly. These aliens don’t speak in languages; they use energy, frequencies, and vibrations. Why do you think Trump faced so much opposition? The deep state didn’t want him getting too close to the truth. Impeachments, scandals—they threw everything at him. Now, the UFO disclosures last year? That’s the deep state’s way of slowly prepping us for the truth, so it doesn’t all come out at once. They don’t want Trump or Elon to blow it wide open. Bottom line: Trump and Musk are trying to save humanity from an alien-deep state alliance. SpaceX, AI, and Mars are all pieces of the puzzle. We’re just along for the ride. TL;DR: Elon and Trump are secretly fighting a deep state-alien alliance, and Mars is our backup plan if things go wrong. Thoughts, /b/? Too crazy, or does it actually make sense?

Another wacky Wisconsin kangaroo court case. There's no evidence he did anything. There's no crime scene, no body, no murder weapon, no smoking gun or any gun at all. No proof a crime was ever committed. Her SUV was found with his blood smeared inside but his blood was on file from his previous prison stay. The SUV key was found in his bedroom with his perspiration on it but he was already in jail by then. They could have retrieved perspiration from one of his personal articles at the jail. There was a bone fragment found but that was destroyed by the (F)em(B)o(I)'s when they tested it. There's no proof the woman was there at all. As an added twist, the same police department that fucked him the first time and even had to pay him helped investigate him the second time. They made sure he was fucked for good. The first time there was DNA that helped exonerate him so the second time the cops made sure there was no evidence to test at all and it worked. How do you prove your innocent when there's no proof your guilty? And if this isn't fucked up enough one of the trial jurors was the father of a Manitowoc County sheriff's deputy, the same department that fucked him the first and second time and another juror's wife was a clerk with Manitowoc County. The judge who sentenced him said he was the most dangerous man in Wisconsin. Now the most dangerous man in Wisconsin sits in a medium security prison because the prison system doesn't know what to do with him. He's not violent or a threat and even the other inmates don't think he's guilty. Almost 20 years gone by and still no body or evidence of any kind. Your tax dollars at work.

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A few years ago in a charity shop I came across this item I'm now looking for. It was a desk toy of a yellow duck. The duck was on her knees and elbows with her arms crossed together underneath her chin and her back in the air. I remember her wearing pink panties with either letters, love hearts, numbers or + ='s, and she was either wearing a vast or a t-shirt either way it was tight and her butt worked the way a bobble head would, Attached to this post should be a rough recreation I made. I'm not sure I've got all the details correct I think she may have had hair or maybe ears. As an ass man this is right up my alley and I've been looking for it for a while now but I don't where to look or what key words to use. Does anyone here know where to look or if they've seen what I'm talking about?

Lads, I present to you this phenomenon. You see an attractive girl with a dork. And your first thought is why is that 8 with a dork? And then you look at her some more and you see she isn’t an 8. Maybe a 7. Then you look at her more and realize she’s a 6. Then you look at her even more and realize she’s a 5 at best. Then you understand why she’s with a dork. Because men and women pair up with their looks match. Anyway I need a Seinfeld-esque name for a woman like this.

She was hot. https://rumble.com/v5g4fr1-the-g-mans-band-ellen-page-should-have-been-my-wife.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

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Hey, is it normal to do weird secret sex shit by yourself? Like, I have a bed all set up with towels down, a heating pad to warm up lube and the sleeve for my Kiiroo Keon which is mounted on a hands-free contraption, and basically I just get really high and watch my 40 TB of VR porn all night, every night, jacking off with all these fancy sex toys. And I guess I'm wondering if that's normal? Like, otherwise I'm a perfectly nice-seeming person and at work people consider me their mentor and stuff. And I was thinking about how you'd probably never know a thing about my fun little nights I have. And so it follows that perhaps any normal-seeming person would be doing this and we just don't talk about it?