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Can you guys please masturbate and show me your fat loads Anonymous 01/30/2024 (Tue) 00:28:29 No. 455520 [Reply]
Since this is an 18+ space I want to see all your loads Idc how fat you are Or how prim and proper you pretend to be Anonymously post your fat loads I want to see them And don't say you won't because you're straight Your sexuality is irrelevant, you bust fat loads, record them, post them.
>>455520 you do it first
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u just want it to fuel that big ol mass of energetic tension into the shape of a hefty big ol orb with ur bulging masculine warrior muscles all ready to explode the moment u go all carnal with that big hard power bomb throbbing in the air as u groan hard and loud with beads of sweat rolling down them big ol muscles and u holler that long manly yodel "Mmmmmmmm Mmmm MmmMmmmmm!!!! AhhHHHHHHH!!!!!! HYUUAAAHHH!!!!" and u unleash that big ol raging ball of pent up warrior man energy from that withstanding hold with legs all wide open but i wont let u cacarot

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Anonymous 01/28/2024 (Sun) 10:45:37 No. 455498 [Reply]
Whenever I've had a female boss, two things occur: >she inevitably sucks >at least one female coworker will say, almost exactly, "god I mean I'm all for strong women in leading positions, but she's just the worst"
Women aren't made for leading, they are created to fit position of housewife. Also those who take leading roles in the business often do so because of stupid leftism and feminism of western countries
>>455498 All the women I've worked for have been supremely competent

Anonymous 01/20/2024 (Sat) 16:38:17 No. 455281 [Reply]
this dogger ripped my asshole
>>455281 That's just, like, normal size
Good, I hope you bleed to death, you dumb fucking sack of nigger shit.

Anonymous 12/06/2023 (Wed) 02:03:33 No. 453249 [Reply]
>letโ€™s overload western countries with so many non-whites that there will be plenty of widespread opposition to us when we level the Gaza Strip What did the kikes mean by this?
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Based kikes like Net and yahoo mail and henry kissinger were against mass immigration.
>>455080 You DO realizes that they are pushing for Gaza sandniggers to migrate somewhere else, right? Stupid dumb kike.
>>453249 right, like that's a quote net an dumb ass would ever make what it would mean if that's what he said is we got nukes, so we're just gonna genocide these pal is stinian mofos and ain't shit y'all can do about it, and we ain't building no Auschwitz in Tel Aviv to memorialize 'em and they have no equivalent to Hollywood or the hold they have over US media, so fuck you Pizza Hut https://eu.azcentral.com/story/entertainment/dining/2024/01/23/pizza-hut-boycott/72323899007/ their pizza ain't worth a shit anyway, Little Caesars is better

How do I force someone to sell me their land? Or get them to sell me it when theyve already denied. Anonymous 01/19/2024 (Fri) 16:29:27 No. 455259 [Reply]
Never posted here before, situation exactly as subject says. Can specify more if needed. Legal methods most appreciated.
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>>455259 Either put them into a position where they need the money from the sale or get the government to eminent domain it and have them give it to you.
Only kikes and biological women can do that, so I guess you could try circumcising yourself or at least order an IDF yarmulke online and wearing it at your next visit.
>>455259 in the US? if you r party to a contract involving the land, you can sue for specific performance https://minchellalaw.com/can-i-force-someone-to-sell-me-their-house/ if you don't mind doing illegal, just get the Rock and Mark Wahlberg and roid up and make us all laugh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_%26_Gain

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Anonymous 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:47:07 No. 448944 [Reply]
I will kill every bbc poster. I am fucking ready leak my ip everywhere i will fucking kill every single one of you trannies i am coming for you i'm posting my face as proof you will die you fucking niggers i promise you i will kill every single nigger troon that engages in this
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bro posted his face onto 8chan, LLLL
>>448944 shit you be dead so quick you wont have any last thoughts
>>449034 project harder, faggot

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Anonymous 01/25/2024 (Thu) 21:19:27 No. 455430 [Reply]
the desert is all i have left
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Sex
>>455430 Then you're deserted.

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Anonymous 01/25/2024 (Thu) 02:03:01 No. 455414 [Reply]
Say one (1) good thing and one (1) bad thing about commiecat.
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>>455435 no, your genes give rise to the idea, you are the idea thus you are part of the mascot
>>455436 No, commiecat is a part of me if that was the case. In reality though commiecat is just a depiction of the ideal rapeslave.
>>455442 your ideas are what you are

Do you support TPD (Total Pedophile Death)? >Kill pedophiles. Behead pedophiles. Roundhouse kick a pedophile into the concrete. Slam dunk a pedophile into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pedophiles. Defecate in a pedophiles food. Launch pedophiles into the sun. Stir fry pedophiles in a wok. Toss pedophiles into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pedophiles gas tank. Judo throw pedophiles into a wood chipper. Twist pedophiles heads off. Report pedophiles to the IRS. Karate chop pedophiles in half. Curb stomp pedophiles. Trap pedophiles in quicksand. Crush pedophiles in the trash compactor. Liquefy pedophiles in a vat of acid. Eat pedophiles. Dissect pedophiles. Exterminate pedophiles in the gas chamber. Stomp pedophile skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pedophiles in the oven. Lobotomize pedophiles. Grind pedophiles in the garbage disposal. Drown pedophiles in gay men's sperm. Vaporize pedophiles with a ray gun. Kick old pedophiles down the stairs. Feed pedophiles to alligators. Slice pedophiles with a katana.
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>>451969 Why so islamophobic? Narrated `Aisha: that the Prophet (๏ทบ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (๏ทบ) for nine years (i.e. till his death). ุญูŽุฏู‘ูŽุซูŽู†ูŽุง ู…ูุนูŽู„ู‘ูŽู‰ ุจู’ู†ู ุฃูŽุณูŽุฏูุŒ ุญูŽุฏู‘ูŽุซูŽู†ูŽุง ูˆูู‡ูŽูŠู’ุจูŒุŒ ุนูŽู†ู’ ู‡ูุดูŽุงู…ู ุจู’ู†ู ุนูุฑู’ูˆูŽุฉูŽุŒ ุนูŽู†ู’ ุฃูŽุจููŠู‡ูุŒ ุนูŽู†ู’ ุนูŽุงุฆูุดูŽุฉูŽุŒ ุฃูŽู†ู‘ูŽ ุงู„ู†ู‘ูŽุจููŠู‘ูŽ ุตู„ู‰ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ุนู„ูŠู‡ ูˆุณู„ู… ุชูŽุฒูŽูˆู‘ูŽุฌูŽู‡ูŽุง ูˆูŽู‡ู’ู‰ูŽ ุจูู†ู’ุชู ุณูุชู‘ู ุณูู†ููŠู†ูŽุŒ ูˆูŽุจูŽู†ูŽู‰ ุจูู‡ูŽุง ูˆูŽู‡ู’ู‰ูŽ ุจูู†ู’ุชู ุชูุณู’ุนู ุณูู†ููŠู†ูŽโ€.โ€ ู‚ูŽุงู„ูŽ ู‡ูุดูŽุงู…ูŒ ูˆูŽุฃูู†ู’ุจูุฆู’ุชู ุฃูŽู†ู‘ูŽู‡ูŽุง ูƒูŽุงู†ูŽุชู’ ุนูู†ู’ุฏูŽู‡ู ุชูุณู’ุนูŽ ุณูู†ููŠู†ูŽโ€.โ€ Reference : Sahih al-Bukhari 5134 In-book reference : Book 67, Hadith 70
>>451969 pedos are lgbt
>>455411 gtfo glownig

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Name Anonymous 12/14/2023 (Thu) 21:36:49 No. 453713 [Reply]
does anyone know who this girl is?
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>>455394 You know most porn video producers also release image sets with the videos, right? This is very likely just an image set from a porn shoot.
>>455399 I wouldnt know this, i dont watch porn.
>>455381 biggest pic i ever seen

Shen Yun: China Before Communism flyer (2024) Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 05:47:52 No. 455382 [Reply]
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>>455382 Fuck off falun gong shill
>>455382 5000 year history Bog

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US Teen who Found herself in El Salvador Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 21:07:48 No. 455401 [Reply]
does anyone else remember that story in news some years ago about this Teen girl about 13 or 14 years old from the US who was like this Beauty Pageant that was Kidnapped by some south American gang just walking home one day after leaving middle school (but it was stated that she left late that day after Cheerleader Practice and accidently went down into the wrong street was some Spic Ghetto Neighbourhood) and was just grabbed right off the street still with some daylight in the sky and thrown into the back of a black van and they said that the only thing that was found in a near by alleyway was her backpack shoes and one of her socks. also with seeing who the gang was MS-13 she was more than likely raped half a dozen times in the back of that van before being traffic 1,000s of miles away with many other kidnapped girls to El Salvador, where she was first past around by the gang and the leaders before she was forced to work in some low rent whore house. and I think how they the FBI and them managed to find out where she was, was some guy filmed himself having sex with her and was posted on the darkweb and one of the FBI Agents working in that field think knew of the girl from seeing previous missing images of her.
>>455401 no we dont remember you fantisising nigger

Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 21:26:43 No. 455402 [Reply]
>noooooo! Amy Schumer canโ€™t just hug, date, and relieve a man with autism of his virginity! Us normalniggers need to ostracize men with autism together! Come, let us talk shit about her from now on.

'Millionaire' Fake Gurus That Went Broke (Moon) Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 15:29:14 No. 455392 [Reply]
https://youtu.be/R8RiHTu2qUM Go to https://www.piavpn.com/Moon to get 83% o๏ฌ€ Private Internet Access with 4 months free! Moon Newsletter - https://mailchi.mp/3ded12821743/moon >>I never knew the author of Rich Dad Poor Dad was a 'fake millionaire guru'.

Anonymous 12/20/2023 (Wed) 11:11:15 No. 453878 [Reply]
what do you guys think about her ?
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>>453878 I like her from the tits up...but she can keep her pants on.
no.
>>453893 get raped twice and kill yourself, you retard sack of nigger shit

George R. R. Martin Anonymous 12/29/2023 (Fri) 22:18:22 No. 454388 [Reply]
is this guy ever going to finish those Game of Thrones books?
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>>454499 Checked. Oy vey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>454388 >ever caring about books written by jews
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