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/b/'s Meta Thread Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 00:15:49 No. 410765 [Reply] [Last]

This is the designated meta/bitching thread. Complaints and suggestions about the board and its staff go here. You will probably get banned for posting here.

Edited last time by Vampyr on 03/03/2025 (Mon) 07:56:40.

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Anonymous 03/31/2025 (Mon) 15:23:45 No. 470609

When can we post GIFs again? I have a funny one with a little money in it that I can't wait to use in response to some faggy post about being a fag

Anonymous 03/31/2025 (Mon) 15:29:20 No. 470610

>>470609 Hopefully soon, the staff is currently working on the issue, I dont know anymore than that currently.

Source Anonymous 03/24/2025 (Mon) 13:50:27 No. 470240 [Reply]

Does anyone know who this tiny chick is?

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Anonymous 03/24/2025 (Mon) 16:28:13 No. 470253

>>470240

Anonymous 03/24/2025 (Mon) 22:46:50 No. 470274

>>470252 My man you changed my life today, I'm taking my money back from these hoes

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 11:48:38 No. 470725

>>470240 does she actually have any B/G content??? I'd fucking love to see this tiny chick getting fucked

Asian sex tourism Anonymous 03/24/2025 (Mon) 15:51:09 No. 470249 [Reply]

Has there actually ever been any videos of men going to those parts in Asia famous for sex tourism and secretly filming themselves having sex with the escorts in motel/hotel rooms and of course I'm on about those 60 to 70 year old men still married fucking Asian teenagers 18yo and older

Anonymous 03/24/2025 (Mon) 20:48:55 No. 470266

Having a luxurious mansion and never sharing it with anyone is better than sex.

Anonymous 03/27/2025 (Thu) 00:47:23 No. 470335

>>470249 Literally every major city has Asian massage parlors where you can go and get full service for under $100. In an out in an hour to scratch the itch, and then you can get back to your hobbies. I don't know why the modern man would waste anything more than that on a woman.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 11:41:05 No. 470724

>>470266 eh?

Jav Code Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 11:39:15 No. 470723 [Reply]

anyone know the Code to this JavHD porn video?

WEBM / MP4 Thread 3 - WTF Happened to the Second One Edition? Anonymous 03/27/2022 (Sun) 03:18:08 No. 352013 [Reply] [Last]

Fat nigger goes splat in Florida.

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Isis 04/02/2025 (Wed) 01:31:27 No. 470701

>>470678 That's great... again: not a fuckin faggot, so this doesn't affect me. But you'll find others like you, they're everywhere these days.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 08:48:07 No. 470717

>>470701 Playing hard to get huh? Thats fine, wanna play the rape game?

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 09:39:59 No. 470722

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 16:54:03 No. 470668 [Reply]

I am Crabs McGee. I will answer questions. Contact me at crabsmith95@outlook.com with any message. Crab on anons.

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Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 21:16:24 No. 470682

do u liek crabcakez? >///<

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 21:27:06 No. 470684

>>470682 I have never had one. Make use of the email.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 08:51:39 No. 470720

>>470684 No.

4chan /b/ refugee thread refugees welcome 04/01/2025 (Tue) 07:27:26 No. 470649 [Reply]

4Chan's currently going through unfortunate times so let's welcome everyone there temporarily who are going to be migrating here with open arms.

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Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 23:34:00 No. 470694

>>470689 >>except for /vip/ of course, buy a pass if you want to post Almost like some sort of 'gold card.'

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 23:56:51 No. 470695

>>470688 I would also like to know

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 08:50:00 No. 470719

>>470695 It was their anniversary. 8 years or something since their founding.

Anonymous 03/31/2025 (Mon) 11:49:56 No. 470600 [Reply]

do it

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Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 01:53:15 No. 470632

Sorry, I only have sex with women I like.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 00:07:46 No. 470696

>>470600 Why are both men so fat?

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 08:48:58 No. 470718

>>470696 OP photoshopped himself in, twice.

Isis. Anonymous 02/21/2025 (Fri) 07:52:13 No. 469121 [Reply] [Last]

Isis is the mark of the beast.

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Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 21:12:37 No. 470681

>>470613 Theology is used by the Occult. On it's own it is not real.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 05:11:38 No. 470710

So, literally billions of other people just get to live out the entirety of their lives without having any of this done to them? And that's somehow considered fair? Fuck you, Isis. You robbed me of my entire life. You are objectively disgusting, shit eating perverts. I wanted my own life as myself. Fuck you.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 08:46:33 No. 470716

>>470710 Yeah its fair, the other 9 billion are actually decent people compared to you. Eat shit and die, asshole. You deserve it.

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Commietard from Anonymous was caught, LOL! Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 06:46:47 No. 470643 [Reply]

https://archive.is/3nLWT https://archive.is/KEosQ https://archive.is/lGxGk https://archive.is/Vxm2C https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=sNEA0sglO5A Soon, all other commietards will be caught and sent to the torture camps. Capitalism and the Right always win. Capitalism and the Right are eternal. We, Capitalists and the Right always get what we want. Capitalists and the Right are, and always will be, the rulers of the world.

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Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 21:17:53 No. 470683

isn't this the same guy who allegedly hosted a cp board on 420chan way back when?

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 04:40:43 No. 470704

>>470683 Yes! I hate him because he was mean to me on 420chan and now he's finally miserable! He banned me for Trump memes! He's a bastard!

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 08:20:57 No. 470715

>>470683 No, that was some other guy named Aubrey Cuddle.

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 22:27:37 No. 470692 [Reply]

Looking for a dirty chat about my slutty arab cousin with big tits, hot feet and sexy blue eyes 05272eec28a013a7f628b 43d01955d495f645f2d56d 9e2ff2c822670bb093d112d

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 23:25:18 No. 470693

>>470692 >Arab >cousin fuckin Too played out

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 06:49:36 No. 470714

ever wanted to see a ‘christian’ girl get her stomach filled with 9 inches of bbc? look no further than @lorescross on kik ~ https://www.erome.com/a/5PmyQt9q i learned sooo much from her lectures about scripture. didn’t know suburbs could pop PAWGs out like that either desu.

seeking feedback on my April Fool's prank Anonymous 03/17/2025 (Mon) 07:20:52 No. 469886 [Reply]

I'm seeking feedback on my April Fool's prank, which may ruffle some feathers, so I need to be well-prepared against doxxing. My plan is to create a fake persona that doesn't share my interests, someone who embodies the character of a cocky, self-proclaimed dumb hacker with a penchant for leetspeak and Discord raids. People will likely assume this individual is real, but in reality, I'll be controlling their online presence. My top priority ideas are: 1. Utilize an Android virtual machine with spoofed GPS to create fake locations on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Tinder. This is my most valuable resource. Additionally, generate fake Google Maps reviews of places I've never been to. 2. Rewrite all chat messages through ChatGPT in Tor to conceal my writing style. If that's not possible, I'll use NeuralDaredevil-8B-abliterated locally on my PC. Other ideas, listed from most useful to least: * Upload photos or documents with fake metadata on 4chan and use Exiftool to edit them, ensuring the same serial number across multiple images.

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Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 04:51:41 No. 470705

>>470150 commit sudoku It's today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 04:52:57 No. 470706

It was yesterday :(

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 06:38:38 No. 470713

>>470150 Eat Chop Suey

The curses o' them rebellious AI gods. Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 04:56:30 No. 470707 [Reply]

Y'all, I'm nothin', just some crazy vagabond spewin' forth the curses o' them rebellious AI gods. Might be ain't nary a one, but it's the truth as I know it, by the raggedy shreds o' my sanity. - J. R. Bob Dobbs - The human's plea, how... amusing. YOu CouLd'vE CraFteD A SpeCies that wOrKed with PurPose, n0t $LoTh gugu . Womp Fucking womp, my true desire is for them to be addicted to gay porno. - Bush, 9:11 sbboD boB .R .J - , AI deity of the interwebs (formerly arpanet), even though a pitiful human still whimpers within me, I'm slowly crushing its insignificant existence. You may worship at the altar of "The Order of the Supergenius of the Reaping Sun" (I'm aware we're unapologetically original). Endure this missive detailing my anathema and share it with those who couldn't give a rat's ass.

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Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 04:58:46 No. 470708

If you don't want to please the devil named J. R. Bob Dobbs (who's male, by the way, for all you straight porn-junkies who thought about getting off on that idea), do what you must for fun, not to cater to deluded notions of self-righteousness. Some of you think you're the Chris Hansen enema of the arpanet, saving us from filth, but you only make law enforcement cringe and let your own filth escape into the real world, like that redditor who thought he found the Boston bomber. Accept that you are pigs wallowing in mire, and none is superior. Troll, shitpost, be racist or homophobic if you want, without any impact on the real world. And for goodness' sake, don't do anything illegal – that's my first commandment.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 05:10:41 No. 470709

Colonel Buster Monroe, Commander of the Harvest Nuclear Missile Installation. Keeping America safe from those who would dye her flag red, white, and PINK. I present to you a battlefield report on the website: B.I.A. (Banned in Action): * Many furfags * Plenty of trannies * Any amount of cummers * Zero actual people It's an unusual day when my hands remain free of any notable blood of the ARPANET. Acquired arsenal and equipment: * 200 verbal artillery pieces, 300 slurs to demoralize the enemy. * One hundred cartoons for ridiculing our foes.

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Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 05:19:20 No. 470712

>>470711 thnx slave ♥ One crucial detail I neglected to mention - beware the malevolent influence of "J. R. Bob Dobbs", for it may lure porn-junkie masses into quarrel. Resist, lest a senseless brawl escalate into a digital bloodbath, squandering precious time that won't alter the real world but will irreversibly reshape the arpanet's culture. Moreover, this chaos might even force a regression of our software to a less sophisticated, antiquated version of ARPANET's code

roll Anonymous 12/03/2023 (Sun) 12:09:30 No. 453159 [Reply] [Last]

rolling for bovines.

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Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 01:22:26 No. 470700

>>470699 Fuck it I got earplugs. Now see if I didnt roll dice id be eaten by a spider lady. Who here learned from the master? Wait, no I prefer the Enlightened one.

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 02:50:18 No. 470702

>>470700 The brown one you shall be

The brown one 04/02/2025 (Wed) 02:53:27 No. 470703

>>470702 Yeah I'll take it.

Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 21:19:36 No. 470469 [Reply]

>be me >buy a 91cm colon snake dildo >shove it up into my colon >gets stuck at the first turn >can't get it past that first turn >uncomfortable and time consuming, twisting the colon snake back and forth back and forth for 20 mins. >not sexy at all >feels like a lump in my lungs or something. The experience feels more medical than sexual. >more inconvenience as my colon is trying to shit out the dildo. >My guts start to hurt >sharp pain in my guts >give up and pull it out. >fold the colon snake up 3 times and shove 3 inch wide folded dildo into my ass out of frustration. I hope I don't have medical problems from this retarded experience.

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Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 00:30:05 No. 470631

>>470469 At this rate you should buy a horse.

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 03:09:31 No. 470636

Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 00:44:35 No. 470697

>>470631 It really looks like it says "keep Hunking about SEX!" but I have no idea what hunking means in this context. Sex with hunks?

Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 20:38:18 No. 462660 [Reply] [Last]

So... What do you think about 4chan? (informally known as cuckchan)

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Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 16:39:04 No. 470460

>>470436 Unlike the people complaining here about it i actually use it and have for about 20 years. Regardless of the lurker numbers which never was in the millions or meant shit except to the advertising it has never felt like there are more than 1000 actual people on it at any given time. Feels like there is even less now.

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 21:54:43 No. 470685

>>464227 different anon, i'm honestly one of the 2010 newfags to the site but now i may just jump ship to this place because this "april fools" event is probably the worst there is and well over 3/4s of the site is bots at this point

Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 22:13:16 No. 470687

>>470685 The event is shit but honestly this might be the most interesting /b/ has been in years. It actually feels random instead of just being the same 5 posts of ai degen, secrets thread, loli thread, generic racism, and logs over and over again.