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Anonymous 07/27/2024 (Sat) 06:02:16 No. 461374 [Reply]
You don't need to be into lolis to enjoy this anime. It helps, but you don't need to be... Anyway, let's watch it! This IB even has a board all about this particular anime: https://8chan.moe/mahodou/ Ojamajo Doremi, Season 1 Episode 1 Title: I'm Doremi! Becoming a Witch Apprentice! - 私どれみ! 魔女見習いになる Original date: Feb 7th, 1999 >After a rough morning, young girl Doremi Harukaze comes across a strange and unusual shop she has never seen before. Stepping inside, she discovers something amazing: a real witch! Watch this episode here: https://files.catbox.moe/vpow4e.mp4 Or watch the whole thing with soft subs: https://nyaa.land/view/1322540
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Ojamajo Doremi, Season 1 Episode 9 Title: Where Did You Go!? Dodo the Fairy - どこ行ったの!? 妖精ドド Original date: Apr 4th, 1999 >Dodo runs away after Doremi grows angry with her constant screw ups. Will Doremi admit she was wrong and find Dodo or will she remain a fairy-less witch? Watch here: https://files.catbox.moe/4feiag.mp4
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Ojamajo Doremi, Season 1 Episode 10 Title: Pinch! The Teacher Found Out!! - ピンチ! 先生にバレちゃった!! Original date: Apr 11th, 1999 >With proof that the girls may be breaking the law, the school staff decides to stop by the Maho-Do to find out what they really do there. Watch here: https://files.catbox.moe/p7wsjw.mp4
>>461374 Being a pedophile is valid and trying to find other pedos who love the same anime as you is based and you should NOT be ashamed of it <3

Anonymous 08/21/2024 (Wed) 01:43:31 No. 462346 [Reply]
>troon, kike, & shitskin acceptance:✅ >Extraterrestrial acceptance:❌


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Random For The Random Fandom Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 18:48:22 No. 460821 [Reply] [Last]
The fuck is this shit?
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It's so fucking over Ricchie 06/16/2024 (Sun) 16:27:14 No. 460157 [Reply]
>Be me >Still a virgin and have no girlfriend. >Always shower and brush my teeth everyday, always use perfume and liquid deoderant whenever I'm going outside, also comb my hair every now and then. >Always rockin' classic middle class suburban shit like the knit wool sweater and tie combo, or the tropical pattern shirts with long black pants. >Really didn't mind not having a girlfriend or being a virgin, never thought of it as anything bad or particularly unfair and mainly held it against myself and blamed myself for it because of past mistakes that I'll never live down. >Have an extremely annoying older cousin that is a retarded sperg that constantly has autistic episodes where he screams and shouts random things and makes grunting noises >This guy doesn't fucking shower or brush his teeth, doesn't use deoderant or perfume so obviously he really fucking stinks >He spends most of his time chronically online watching his autistic entertainment and playing Gacha games all the time >Horrible sense of fashion, never dresses properly to public places >Motherfucker still somehow gets a girlfriend before I do. >I kind of feel bad for the girl for being with him but at the same time I want to beat the everliving fuck out of her for being such a dumb bitch. >Mfw a retarded autistic sperg fucking mogs me >Mfw nothing will ever make my situation any better. It's actually fucking over. I'm fucking pissed right now, life can be so unfair sometimes. You overcome so many challenges and hardships just to be met with this shit on the other side. I'm actually considering pistol whipping my autistic sperg of a cousin and fucking robbing him at gunpoint and shooting him. I really want this motherfucker dead. He's an absolute embarrassment to the family. What should I do in this situation, anons?
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>>460157 All I can say is, keep doing what you're doing and not to worry about what your cousin is doing or not doing. There is someone out there for everyone, and I think if you keep on the path you're on, you'll eventually fing that person. Just be patient, brother.
>>462298 Sorry. Meant to type find and not fing. I can't type for shit haha
>>460157 nigga your entire post boils down to a justification for why le *girl* with le autist, b..b..but ain't I (loser) better than the retarded autist cousin?

Anonymous 08/09/2024 (Fri) 05:04:12 No. 461771 [Reply]
>Though the pictures were taken with her consent, in 1981 Shields’s mother sued Gross on the grounds that his continuing sale of them was damaging to her daughter’s reputation, and she obtained a provisional ban on their further use. >By then Shields, who began modelling at 11 months, had achieved national notoriety: she starred as a child prostitute in Louis Malle’s 1978 film Pretty Baby, which included a scene in which her virginity is auctioned, and in 1980 she starred in Richard Avedon’s provocative advertising campaign for Calvin Klein Jeans. >“You know what comes between me and my Calvins?” the 15-year-old Shields asked in one ad, which was censored by American TV networks, “Nothing!” >Gross’s lawyers argued that his photographs could not further damage Shields’s reputation because, since they were taken, she had made a profitable career “as a young vamp and a harlot, a seasoned sexual veteran, a provocative child-woman, an erotic and sensual sex symbol, the loli of her generation”. The judge concurred and, while praising the pictures’ “sultry, sensual appeal”, ruled that Gross was not a pornographer: “They have no erotic appeal except to possibly perverse minds.” That decision was overturned by an appeals court, but in 1983 the original verdict in Gross’s favour was upheld. Man, the 70s and 80s were crazy times. A child naked in a playboy magazine? That shit is unthinkable. How did they get away with something like that?
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>>462236 Dude, not every image of a naked child is CP " A picture of a naked child MAY constitute illegal Democrat activismography IF it is sufficiently sexually suggestive" https://www.justice.gov/criminal/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-child-pornography#:~:text=Section%202256%20of%20Title%2018,under%2018%20years%20of%20age).
>>462303 Oh the website scrambled the words lol I can't even quote the federal government's position on it lol

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radbaster 08/18/2024 (Sun) 12:56:10 No. 462213 [Reply]
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Anonymous 08/19/2024 (Mon) 03:35:19 No. 462252 [Reply]
Mentally ill special education teacher, 43, arrested for having sexual relationship with 15 year old student She is married and has 2 kids They sent 25,000 text messages to each other When she was arrested, she displayed no emotion because women are whores by nature Prosecutors say she was "obsessed" with the 15 year old boy
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Gotta admit when I was 15 if even an old hag with a third eye hit on me, I'd be receptive to some bangin
lol imagine having sex with retards
lol

Anonymous 08/19/2024 (Mon) 09:18:33 No. 462271 [Reply]
Giovanni is a placeholder of Japanese fallout damage. Don Genie is a placeholder of Japanese fallout damage. They both mean I have to broker against ancient Rome and literal Plato to get my Japanese epigenetics back in complex swaps. Team Rocket and Universal Traders means all of my epigenetics has to be brokered by literal redshift to get my epigenetics back, through complex swaps of broken Japanese fallout damage. Most people like me are sucking the Earth to get their stuff back. I will let it float to space. I am getting my stuff back. That is my motive and intent. Giovanni and Don Genie are lost and found receipts that are thousands of pages long. It doesn't matter. I have my soul back and it isn't in the Earth. The Japanese fallout damage put it elsewhere. I will get it back that way. Keep trying the Earth with nukes and I will fish my stuff put of the Milky Way through stellar brokerage. I don't care how insane it gets.
My balls are a placeholder of Japanese fallout damage. There's two of them; a fat man and a little boy.

CHEEZER IS BACK?! Anonymous 08/18/2024 (Sun) 14:50:30 No. 462220 [Reply]
YOU ARE BUT A NUMBER; UNFILTERED AUTISM; https://discord.gg/cheezer
cheesed to neet you
>>462220 what is this?
>>462222 autism simulator

Fan Art Alt Art 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:19:56 No. 461430 [Reply]
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Anonymous 08/17/2024 (Sat) 09:32:20 No. 462158 [Reply]
Holy fucking shit dude I just want to watch anime, read books and workout forever. But I have to deal with all this fucking bullshit. No wonder men kill themselves so much after a certain point. sick of everything, sick of talking to people, sick of meeting all the little requirements for social inclusion which I don't even get anyway nor want. Sick of getting a paycheck and saving literally 1 percent of it after ensuring my continued survival. I just want to watch anime and play games as an immortal... Sure I value all that so much more now, but what's the point of I don't even get it, and I can feel myself slowly changing and losing myself, becoming a fucking cog automaton
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>>462219 I will have gay sex
>>462223 and you will call God's wraith on you, and those that love you, and other healthier people will go on, and live within God's design, hopefully the taste of what happened is around for awhile
>>462224 wrath*

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Anonymous 08/17/2024 (Sat) 19:15:21 No. 462169 [Reply]
/b/ros, I feel mislead I actually thought the dollar tree cooking YouTube honey was hot But she's a literal 5/10 Gross!
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>>462169 I'd fuck her.

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Anonymous 08/17/2024 (Sat) 18:03:58 No. 462167 [Reply]
I know you can generate consciousness on 1.1 volts. I know this is the realest part of that game. I am the most torture resistant person on Earth. I am open to an Olympic game for this sport. I can help you.
>>462167 why would the assumption be that consciousness needs a great amount of energy, the efficiency of the paths in your meat circuity counts for way more
>>462167 The problem with this funny line is that voltage does not measure quantity of energy transformed, but the 'pressure' with which the energy is delivered. That's why we have the old saying that simple people are 'low watt bulbs'. The tater should be producing 1.1 watts, for a very, very dim bulb indeed.

>>462015 You know like 5 people will see this, nigga

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Mozart is Dead! Anonymous 08/15/2024 (Thu) 07:02:30 No. 462038 [Reply]
Elvis died at 42 Edgar Allen Poe died at 40 Mozart died at 35 Tupac died at 25 King Tut died at 18 When you pass these people in age, anons, pour one out And Pat yourself on the back that you lived longer than they did

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/RAID/ HQ Anonymous 08/15/2024 (Thu) 17:22:04 No. 462062 [Reply] [Last]
Headquarters. I am summoning a raid and calling upon anons. Will you partake in it? 'We will need firebombers & machine-gunners stat! THE STRATOCRACY Raid commander (me) Firebomber Squadrons (threadmakers) Machine-gunner Squadrons (spammers)
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>>462131 Kill yourself, you subhuman niggerfaggot. This site doesn't need anymore cuckchan rapefugees.
/RAID/ is moving to >>>/8flags/453 Renamed to /cake/ or /c8/ now. Cakebombers & those interested in "cakeruns" (raiding) may visit.

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