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fuck mark felton 10/16/2024 (Wed) 18:58:35 No. 463950 [Reply] [Last]
>W-WHAT? A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE GERMAN INDUSTRY WAS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE EXISTING AFTER THE WAR? WHY WASN'T 100% OF GERMAN TERRITORY FLATTENED AND REPLACED WITH MONUMENTS TO SAINT GEORGE FLOYD FOR THEIR CRIMES OF GOING AGAINST WORLDWIDE NIGGERJEWCOMMUNISM???? NO YOU HAVE TO KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE NOW TO AMMEND THIS MISTAKE. DO IT NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW.
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yourea faggot which wont accept it
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See, after the November Revolution toppled the German Empire, Germany set about the bloody task as to whether to be a Fascist Republic or a Communist one. They close Fascism. This was the crucible that formed the NSDAP. But Hitlerism ended up being nothing more than Stalinism just with business tycoons and the Catholic Church, with the latter to be abolished once the Third Reich won the war. They were both personality cult, totalitarian regimes powered by terrorism and murder. "BuT HItLer HaTed The JEWWWZ!" So what? EVERYONE hated the Jews throughout Christian history, and many still do. But the horrors of the camps so shocked Christendom as to completely reverse the fate of Jewry, accelerating the push to carve a new Israel out of British Palestine. All thanks to the discovery of the wake of the Final Solution. Heil Hitler?
>>464491 Your attempts at social shame instead of actually discussing ideas have outed you. Please leave.

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My dark sexual fantasy Anonymous 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:40:29 No. 463212 [Reply]
I chatted with a depressed transgender woman online. We have known each other for over a year and talked on the phone. She is cute and has a gender-neutral voice. We have borrowed money from each other and trust each other, but unfortunately, she is a lesbian and has never let me have sex with her. Her life has been getting harder and harder recently, and she wants to die. Still, she is afraid of pain, so she is willing to give me all her savings of 8,000 yuan and ask me to buy her barbiturate for euthanasia, either in cash or virtual currency. She will also find an excuse for her disappearance in advance for people around her (going abroad, etc.) so that even if she is missing, people around her will not call the police. She is also willing to let me have sex once before she dies in return for my kindness in giving her euthanasia drugs. Because I had used stimulants before (I have quit now) and knew the contact information of many dealers, she thought I could get barbiturates, but no dealer I knew sold this stuff, and I couldn't bear to let her die. In addition, in China, assisted suicide is sentenced as intentional homicide... But I still often have fantasies in my mind. I always like to watch gore and have a very bloody sexual fetish. I always can't help fantasizing about luring her to the wilderness under the pretext of suicide pills, raping, torturing, and then killing her. Anyway, she will find an excuse for her disappearance in advance so people around her don't call the police... She and her family have basically cut off contact. No one cares if she dies. I masturbated thinking about this scene several times, and even opened the chat window, but when I saw her cute avatar, I suddenly felt sorry. She is so cute, how can I have such thoughts? In the end, I still did nothing.
>>463212 faggot
I think it's a fantastic idea, OP. This is your opportunity to live out your darkest fantasy!

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GAY!!! Anonymous 05/14/2024 (Tue) 16:17:17 No. 459038 [Reply]
CAN'T POST LOLICON ON 4CUCKS!!! SAME DAY I GOT SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER AFTER SAYING I COULD JUST GO TO 4CHAN IF I GET SUSPENDED!!!
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>>461722 >just make more splinters nothing can bring back all the departed oldfags, 4chan/qa/ and site history that 2021, 2022, and arguably early 2023 sparty had. it's useless to believe that there can be a renaissance of something so niche and far gone, that communities do not either die or get killed forcefully. there will never be another /qa/ or sharty so why bother?
>>461593 >>461436 you are awesome and i love you, enjoy that loli, you're not a pedo, pedos have an attraction toward children, you are clearly not attracted toward children.

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Tired Friend 10/29/2024 (Tue) 03:12:36 No. 464444 [Reply]
So, my friend made this Chrome Web Store game (tf right?). Turns out, he set it up so any time it crashes, he gets an email to ‘fix’ it. But let’s be real, almost no one actually plays. Lately, he’s been going on nonstop about how he’s some math genius because of it, and it’s getting annoying. The game’s already losing players, so I figured I’d help speed things up. If you open any level and type $0.click(), it just kinda errors out quietly, and he gets another email. 😂 Let’s see how long that ego lasts. https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/seans-game/cjklkcpgnmdcnkepkndbmnajaibdmcaj
I'm not downloading your faggity game. If it were a real request you'd literally write a while loop and call it a day. Sage this absolute shill.

Anonymous 10/28/2024 (Mon) 18:58:15 No. 464431 [Reply]
Commiecat really doesn't do a good Walton Simons impression smdh tbh fam.

Hello Blue Cat 06/12/2024 (Wed) 09:15:09 No. 460070 [Reply]
Hello. I'm Blue Cat. I didn't know there was a site like this. So you probably don't think I'm a true anon. But I hope I'm welcome.
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>>464351 what the fuck am i missing something here it is literally just a cat picture
>>464407 The funniest part is the OP name and text are directly lifted from a movie, All about Lily Chou Chou.

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Anonymous 10/26/2024 (Sat) 18:11:49 No. 464360 [Reply]
Basically anywhere you go in the US, you can find >strippers >prostitutes >escorts >erotic massages >tantric sex gurus >dominatrixes Aside from maybe the strip club, you never hear anybody talking about using any of these services. Yet there are clearly several lucrative industries thriving across the country. Are how common is it for you guys to use these sex services? I have ventured into it and it's fucking sweet, but I feel like I'm the only one but obviously I can't be.
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>>464360 1. No one needed to see that image 2. I'm a sperg who can't stand to be touched by people I'm not comfortable with. I'd never use anything like that. If there were sex robots, I'd probably be alright with that.
>>464387 Sex robots, you say? >Kiiroo Keon >The Handy Pair this with VR porn which uses funscripts to sync the strokes to the video, and thank me later
>>464360 corporate executive types do. they take their buds and potential business partners to those types of places that is why you can get a pretty good feel for the economy if you pay whores to tell you how much their johns are spending on them

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Anonymous 10/27/2024 (Sun) 19:17:27 No. 464409 [Reply]
Dubs or zero lets you change the drawing. Trips lets you add a rule.

Anonymous 12/08/2023 (Fri) 22:34:35 No. 453363 [Reply]
What do you think of her? ❤︎₊ ⊹
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>>453363 She will get old and ugly at some point. They all do.
>>464356 >implying she didn't already get too old to bang 15 Yeats ago.
>>453363 imagine her pussy squeezing your dick tighter as she fights against the heat. I'd be into it. Not lifetime-commitment into it, but I'd fuck around for a month or so

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What happened to the image board users Anonymous 10/26/2024 (Sat) 03:57:27 No. 464333 [Reply]
Something isn't adding up. >4cuck does 15 minute timer on every board >all boards slow down significantly >This can only mean that people left the website >come to (supposedly) next most popular image board "8chan.moe" >The most popular board get 150 posts per hour (slow as shite) This doesn't add up. Where did everyone go, if not to the next most popular image board? Did they quit image boards completely?
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>>464333 Bots stupid
>>464333 >Ancient meme pic You are just a dying breed, old man. Younger people don't care about your retardation and have their own communities.
>>464333 >Much of the traffic was bots >They don't know about 8moe >8moe is not the second largest imageboard >4chan is normalfag central, so they don't go to other imageboards if they can't use cuckchan, they go to Reddit, Twitter, Faceberg, Tiktok, et cetera

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Anonymous 10/14/2024 (Mon) 15:39:34 No. 463881 [Reply]
<Shill post. I do this out of desperation beiing the fact that /h/ is incredibly, incredibly dead. Basically I have a discussion thread to talk about some ideas I had while reading a tentacle seedbed doujin. My PRIMARY fetish is /h/ tier pregnancy with tentacle and futanari as mere tertiaries but I had a recent fit of imagination with a novel futa idea brought on by Bonnouji Yura's recent 2 tentacle doujins that I want to discuss. <Doujin tldr: Tentacle Slayer Corps with girls with unique magical powers. Powers their tentacle children can inherit and use to sexual ends. <Novel futa idea: A futanarization that cannot cum on it's own but instead connects the womb to the dick and uses the cum of the male to ejaculate with. The girl can only cum when the man/tentacles blasts into her. Fucking hot. >>>/h/5615 Looking for articulate effortposters. I've had great 1 effortpost here and 1 on Pregchan's discusion board. https://pregchan.com/c/res/3503.html (also incredibly incredibly dead) Enjoy this little pregnant sex animation as payment, best preggers vid on the entire web
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The last bump I give here, heres another writeup I did just to demonstrate the "theme" of what I'm going for: <another hot scene: Imagine a new Corps member's first impregnation with Self Genesis. She's a particularly weak willed younger one that kneels to the tentacles after simply SEEING some girls get fucked. She snuck into the nest and beheld the breeding but instead of trying to save the girls she just started masturbating, getting herself caught. After birthing tentacles once and getting her power, Vital Bond, stolen she coos at the tentacles constantly. Begging them for sex and for them to grow her a futa cock. >"Maaaaster. Pleeeease grow me a cock~ I want Kuon-chan and Ayase-chan to bear my cute tenty babies so bad~" >"Master let me goooo~ I won't run~ I want to ride B-chan's cock~ *pouts* Pretty please?" Tentaman has many powers and is very intelligent by this point. He is greatly amused by this new girl and decides to debut Self Genesis here after incorporating Vital Bond. He sets the whole swarm on new girl and fucks her wildly. As the tentacle fucking her cums the whole swarm melts into into semen, drives itself into her womb, compressing as into goes so her belly barely bulges, and combines all its power into a single sperm. And new girl can SENSE this sperm's power. >"Uooooooooh it's so maaaaaaanly~! The sheer masculinity in my pussy, oh god~ I can feel it swimming, I can sense it's power~ I-I'm cumming! I'm cumming from his very presence!" She starts masturbating furiously, shivering intensely. >"Yes yes yes yes. Please master impregnate my egg! Quite teeeeeasing me~ I want to birth you so fucking bad~" She rubs herself against the girls. Tentaman the starts psychically sweet talking her: >"Good girl, now go take in more of my semen from the others. I wish to do battle with their seed first." The girls all grow cocks at his command. She rides them all and consumes their magical girl boosted tenta-semen. As she does this she senses him do battle with and consume the other spermatazoids. >"OOOOOH it's a bloodbath in there! I can feel him conquering all the other sperm! He's so powerful, oh god I'm gonna come again~"

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Evilposting thread Anonymous 02/02/2024 (Fri) 02:23:32 No. 455608 [Reply] [Last]
Hi anons! It’s time for your annual evilposting thread! ^w^ >But anon, what is a evilposting thread? This is NOT a confesssion thread.. If you want to confess your evil deeds go right ahead, but this thread is to indulge and support other evildoers! Talk about how fun it is to steal the pen away from your waitress at the diner! Talk about how you kicked your friend’s dog for no reason! Talk about how being evil feels good and is fun! Talk about how you unplugged your father’s life support system!! Go crazy as long as you are always sweet to your fellow evil-doers! Smile and laugh at the un-“evil-pilled” creatures who don’t understand what they’re missing out! Share techniques with fellow evildoers for better ways to be evil, and embrace the quote on quote “worst” aspects of human nature! Go!! ^w^
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>>464303 Yeah admittedly, i was a horribly evil teen.
Oh great, cuckchan's finest are here to post deranged fantasies.
>>455608 i am the zodiac killer and the answer to the final puzzle is "go fuck yourself"

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Anonymous 10/07/2024 (Mon) 04:00:04 No. 463692 [Reply]
My baby photo is wild lol
>>463692 i dont think thats how gravity fuckin works

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Fuckable Fauna General #1 No you didn't poser 04/17/2024 (Wed) 23:00:42 No. 457833 [Reply] [Last]
The purpose of this general is the creation of vassal and companion species for the amusement of humanity on its eternal conquest. This is NOT: a p*rn or fantasy general, a xoophilia advocacy or xoophile rights general, or a roleplay general. Those participating in this thread recognise that: 1. Humanity holds ultimate authority but also responsibility over creation. 2. Carnal relations with anything that has not been remade in our image or originally created by us from scratch is evil and disgusting 3. Anything that threatens to subvert, destroy or reduce the power and sovereignty of humanity must be extinguished. In this thread I hope to discuss with you methods such as selective breeding and genetic engineering that will most quickly and effectively elevate base matter to the rank of cosmic companion. "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."
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>>464132 He already did, thirteen days ago.
>>457833 Dolphins should be a good starting point. They are naturally already nearly as smart as humans and they also have incredibly powerful sperm which can be helpful if dolphins were to be made anthro, also prehensile dicks.

Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:45:59 No. 463776 [Reply]
the Internet is so boring now everybody is the same
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>>463776 Welcome to.the modern globalized world, courtesy of all the ZOGs. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=qU57-eac9po
>>463776 Be the change you want to see in the world.

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:59:20 No. 460724 [Reply] [Last]
>I will provoke you for a whole lifetime, then send you to a place of eternal torment where they make you feel like it’s your fault for reacting naturally to that
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>schizo and his blah blah blah It is your problem that your life is shit, schizo. Everyone normal (and superior to you) is having a good life, given to us by God. "Enjoy" your life of misery, and then eternal suffering after death. We have our safety and comfort assured by God.
>>464287 Why don't you stop all that "schizo" nonsense and accept the warm embrace of the lilim? They're waiting for you to love them, anon.
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>>464287 >"Enjoy" your life of misery, and then eternal suffering after death. We got sexy demon girls in both. What do you have? Or maybe I'll go to the ancient Egyptian afterlife instead. All I need is to get the proper mummification done on my body, and I'll get to chill with Osiris and Anubis. After all Isis is Nisis.

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