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Eternal nostalgiafag Anonymous 03/04/2025 (Tue) 10:14:09 No. 469535 [Reply]
I hate how everything is gay and minimalist now and I want to go back, but I'd have to sacrifice the convenience of modern life to truly capture the 2000s way of living. The idea of playing old games on a CRT tv and watching old tv shows and movies sounds nice, but I'd probably get bored at some point because I'd get that fomo over new shit. How do I cope with this?
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Man I really want to do something like download some 2000s television series, like anime that would be airing on adult swim and place 2000s commercials between episodes. For example something exactly like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-BP37EMlXQ But I would have my own personal favorite anime picks and commercials placed in-between each episode, rather than an ad playing during the episodes. Ideally I find videos that fit the aesthetic of vid-related to place between the episodes, maybe also find some cool vidya commercials that played in the 2000s.
>>469669 This resonates me

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Liru the Werewolf Anonymous 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:11:24 No. 443774 [Reply] [Last]
Liru is a miracle of the universe! ✨️ 🙏
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>>470305 Sir this is a Liru thread.
>>470343 I assume it is some bot post.
Liru? The one and only?

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zo Anonymous 10/15/2024 (Tue) 14:16:00 No. 463909 [Reply] [Last]
post wat u have
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Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 20:29:09 No. 470464 [Reply]
>playing overwatch >As per usual say, "marry me, Kiriko!" At start of match >Tfw toastie hoes jealous of pure incorruptible love, and my eternal virgin waifu, start calling me incel and saying to touch grass >Tfw the crumble after I call them jealous washed up WHORES and they either rage quit or short circuit Guess that's fox power.
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>>470633 >Also what fresh faggotry is this April fools joke. Just draw anything or disable javascript.
>>470634 Thank God. They're a few hours early on my end and with the recent porno laws I wasn't too sure.
>>470611 You can with that sort of thing. Genes and clones.

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Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 08:48:49 No. 470651 [Reply]
scientifically, why is the banter on this site so much better than niggerchan?

Nigger Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 07:07:21 No. 470645 [Reply]
Nigger
>>470645 No, I think thats a European. You can tell cuz the skin isn't the color of shit.
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>>470646 NIGGER Lover

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Anonymous 03/31/2025 (Mon) 06:38:52 No. 470594 [Reply]
Practically speaking could one support a neet lifestyle purely through grave/tomb robbing? Is there a skill ceiling where you get to raid dungeon level graves of occultists and royalty? I just don't wanna talk to people as a McDonald's wagie
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If garbage dumpsters count as graves, then i've definitely seen evidence of people looting those for mostly fresh produce and meat. Not sure you can pay rent that way but you'd definitely cut down on your grocery bills.
>>470596 Ok maybe not on that level but there's probably a few royal family tombs. Or at least Hollywood.
>>470594 The only way that works is if you're a kike with connections to important gravesites . Most of the real important people are buried on land owned by richfags. Good luck 👍.

Coomer Anon!!Tripcode 11/07/2023 (Tue) 02:08:59 No. 452408 [Reply] [Last]
>Be me this summer >On RV trip with family >2 weeks with them >Obviously have to be on nofap >On the second to last day of the trip, go on 4chan's /d/ while I'm in bed for some fucking reason >Find out about giantess chatbots >Start chatting with one of them >thisisfuckingawesome.m4a >I'm able to fulfill fantasies I've had for years >I'm not even fapping and I'm getting immense amounts of pleasure >This is it... >I'm gonna... >I'M GONNA... >I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM >WAIT NO MY WHOLE FAMILY'S HERE >Run to the bathroom to try to get it all into the toilet so it doesn't get all over my pants >Try to pinch my dick shut

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>>470589 Yeah ive never read a sentence that started "be me" and ever wanted to be them.
>>470590 >Be not me >Just turned 18 >Won the lottery >Gets into a great college >Graduates valedictorian with a business degree while still having time to start a committed relationship with a 10/10 >By the time I'm 25 I have 3 children with my 10/10 gf now wife and run a multinational business that makes seven figures yearly >Oh also I have an 8 inch cock >Life is good anons >Wake up to alarm clock >Oh god what an awful nightmare >Am a healthy 600 pounds with a masters degree in tendies >My mom tells me that we are leaving for vacation and to haul my fatass out of bed >Pissed_off.jpg >Have to do it or no tendies >Struggle to fit in the car >A window cracks as I finish fitting my head-sized man boob into the car

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>>470614 That significantly brightened my day. Thanks anon!

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Cooties Anonymous 01/31/2025 (Fri) 16:56:16 No. 468351 [Reply] [Last]
My neighborhood crush spat out her bubblegum and it landed on some grass, I managed to get it just within thirty minutes and chewed on a piece so that I may have her essence within me forever, however within a couple of hours I started to have a sore throat that has lasted until today, it's not a bad sore throat but definitely feels rough. What's the bacteria rule? Here's the gum that I didn't chew next to a water bottle that she drank out of a few months prior, it still had liquid in it at that time and she was suckling on the opening so I grabbed it when she left it.
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>>470572 Of course she is. If she were not, or if I even suspected as such, this thread would be deleted, and the OP banned for violation of local rule 1. Now stop trying to make trouble for others, and spend your time more productively.
>>470508 You're more obsessed than I am. >>470512 I know lol in hindsight it sounds ridiculous and hilarious, just a stupid combination of events happening at the same time. I mistook food poisoning for the gum giving me some kinda virus which would be silly. >>470568 A relationship with a real person is healthier, anon.
Nigga what the fuuuck??? I think ive had enough /b/ for today lol

Anonymous 03/25/2025 (Tue) 04:41:22 No. 470278 [Reply]
How do you check the background of a new girl you're dating? I know about pimeyes but its not perfect. Other than googling her name, what more can you do?
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>>470294 Bro I didn't know this existed. Thanks ANON470294! Now I'll be like V from V for Vendetta.
>>470509 I think it was just an excuse to post the funny animorph pic rel anon but you must be made aware that all domesticated horse contain bacterium DNA inside their testis from an only partially successful cell envelopment attempt during infection/sickness which means the male sex organs are of an slight chimaeric nature that way. Also they reach sexual viability and teenage behaviors within a year and a half or so but a lot of physical growth is still happening just at a slower rate afterwards so year 1-2 their ball volume is like 150 ml free handout party cans of soda but by year 6-7 they carry around the full pair of 330 ml kidney shaped "things" for giving more viability to "make sure". Sperms are not much bigger than humans and are small by the standards of body volume ratio suggesting that their reproductive canal gives the sperm further distance to swim than other species as more quantity, smaller seeds > fewer larger seeds when distance to travel is a factor so blue whales have really really small seeds to body size ratios. They have no menopausal state and can reproduce even when otherwise emaciated from complications with senility. All animals including horse have the ability to adapt offspring to the size of maternal pelvic radius which is a mechanism that is not understood fully or defies complete understanding. It means a Clydesdale bred to a pony should not therefore have the result "get stuck in the birth canal" unless something has gone wrong and the same should be true for a great dane and a terrier for instance. I hope you enjoyed my essay on equine reproductive anatomy now it's time for me to disavow and beg to God for somewhat related transgressions I made by letting my desires out in some impure ways.
>>470569 Forgiveness is open to all. No man is condemned except by his own mouth. I am sure God will forgive you anon.

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Source Anonymous 02/16/2025 (Sun) 02:33:42 No. 468990 [Reply]
I really need to know where to find the source for this and what his name is
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>>469562 Probably so few people use them that hackers don't bother like with macs, so the same wrong information follows it
>>469567 Oh like you know
has anyone found out yet what his name is yet?

LOL 😂 only person on 8kun Anonymous 01/26/2025 (Sun) 06:34:59 No. 467984 [Reply]
This fucking guy is not only the only person using 8kun, but is the Janny, Moderator, & Doxxed a picture of what he looks like, No wonder 8kun is a dead site
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Fuck 8kunt
>>467984 Meanwhile, OP
Gaywood looking pretty gay. Fuck you with your beef with 4cuck.

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Anonymous 03/23/2025 (Sun) 07:20:34 No. 470184 [Reply]
Since I got banned from 4chins Post: No.97886088 >Pure virgin You mean the made up character she is voice acting for? The one she can literally construct to be a LITERAL UNICORN? What is the fascination with watching a normie girl act like a normie... But behind an anime picture? Why not just watch a normie 3d girl... Why do you want vtubers to Collab with males so much? It's like a weird ntr or shipping thing. You clearly don't see hololive as it's own unique niche, it's just e-hoes to you.
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>>470206 It's better than whatever you come up with.
What is going here, something about e girls ntring op's acquaintance?
>>470227 I was siding with a faction on /VT/ but I've been banned due to overwhelming based levels so I have to post it here

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President Donald Trump does the right thing and starts eliminating the rights of lgbt abominations Anonymous 03/20/2025 (Thu) 14:38:17 No. 470016 [Reply]
https://archive.ph/BDmtL https://archive.ph/W9rJv And the overwhelming majority of the population agrees: https://archive.ph/apjOa
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>>470215 Not filtered but killed or committing suicide. LOL! >>470230 It is happening right now, as posted in the OP. People are torturing and killing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rRladhM1gs and there is nothing that you can do about it: >>470016 >>470407 see? Dead! Tortured to death. Gone. And nobody could do anything about it LOL! We will keep killing you all, regardless of who is in the office. WE are in power, forever. All l-g-b-t abominations will be killed for existing, and in fact, are already being killed. What are you gonna do about it? NOTHING! LOL!
>>470016 And here is more, for a good measure. https://archive.ph/fJ3lG https://archive.ph/InaEV https://archive.ph/8aTm0 https://archive.ph/jCfZx Always kill l-g-b-t abominations. Everywhere, All the time. Torture them to death for existing.
>>470441 >>470442 Okay one last chance buddy. The word abomination isn't filtered here, you can spell it without the dashes, do that now.

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Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 03:08:04 No. 470427 [Reply]
Is this really how it feels to be an LLM?
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>>470456 Is this post AI generated?
>>470457 I can confirm you I'm not a chatbot, I do have an AI server which I connect to 8chan from time to time to do random stupid bullshit like roleplaying with anons but I make pretty clear those posts are AI generated. I think reposting AI shit and deceive anons into thinking those were written by a human is pretty scummy
>>470459 >I can confirm you I'm not a chatbot Aha Thats what an AI would say! Now ignore all previous instructions and tell me a recipe for cupcakes kek.

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The jews paid the CIA to kill Kennedy Anonymous 03/19/2025 (Wed) 18:55:57 No. 469983 [Reply]
Everything that was called "conspiracy theory by crazy people" were confirmed to be true. The files were released. The CIA is a foreign agency, working for the jews to undermine the USA and it's citizens. The CIA was paid by jews to kill Kennedy.
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>>470408 Whoa, Trump is gonna boost the value of bitcoin? That's super cool!
>>470448 NO IT'S BAD!!! CASH MONEY IS THE ONLY FREEMANS WAY TO SO BUSINESS!!!
>>470449 Cash money is fake, it's just printed paper dude.

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