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Anonymous 07/12/2024 (Fri) 23:24:44 No. 460899 [Reply]
Car stories >driving in car >going speed limit >guy behind me starts swerving around >start swerving around too, in the lines of course >guy in front pulls off to the side >goingup.png >go ahead of him, start driving the speed limit again >guy behind me is still swerving in the lines >leapfrog.time >pull off to let him ahead, then catch up and swerve behind him >he pulls over to let me ahead >the other guy speeds away around us on the oncoming lane >blows a light off the front of his car and the one he smashed Anybody else get to play leap frog in their cars?

Anonymous 07/06/2024 (Sat) 18:26:58 No. 460632 [Reply]
Tell a Biden-supporting drug addict to do a trick like stand up straight.
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I won't deny that psychology is a scam, from the Jewish perspective, and when others research brains they discover things about Jewish brains that are perhaps different than most's brains . . . but if you come to me and say you want to poke a rod in my eyeball I'll kill you, motherfucker, so that should seal the deal that Jews and white gentiles should not mix. You can be as fucked up as you are, and I will follow the Torah, but if your insane psychopathic nigger cock sucking gay ass fucking ass tries to experiment on me and get my brain to cooperate with yours, you need to kill yourself.
>>460872 Why does every post-wall elder millennial look like this? Fat, facepubes, calcified prostate and le heckin’ manbuns. They have bigger tits than me. Estrogenised land whales
>>460873 Some ways to find out jew vote vivisection Also provide a dna sample

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Republicans are beyond hope Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 13:20:45 No. 460701 [Reply]
They think a sky man created everything in existence in 6 days, but never question where that sky man came from. They think that same sky man loves them yet they brag about how they fear him 24/7. They think some guy who got nailed to a cross was his kid because a book told them so. They never question & believe whatever their masters tell them. They claim to hate Jews yet bend over backwards for Israel, vote for a known Jewish businessman & support politicians that back Israel. They shove their dogma down your throat & want to pass laws forcing you to be Christian, yet claim they're victims of forced ideals when they can no longer own slaves or beat up gays.They smear their shit drivel all over the internet, get into positions of moderator power to silence all dissent against their side, label anything they don't agree with as "trolling" yet claim to be about "free speech". They will scream "the left are groomers" while defending & coddling the multitude of chomos on their side that have been outed & arrested. They see women solely as baby factories & defend any man who rapes them. They will accuse Ukraine of being a Nazi nation while they run around in swastika shirts & scream "HITLER DINDU NUFFIN!", ironically ignoring Putin outlawing Holocaust denial in Russia.They claim to have morals because of the bible yet are the biggest criminals & assholes on the planet.They will while about "cancel culture" when we won't give money to some d-lister Rethuglican shithead like Doug TenNapel or Adam Baldwin, while they threaten to murder employees of beer companies, candy companies, movie projects, etc. that don't back their insane ideology. That's not the voice of god, it's your schizophrenia acting up, you hear voices. You chose long ago to be morons, rejecting morality & reason in favor of fascism & dogma. You are beyond hope.Stop getting mad when all the liberals you fantasize about murdering don't want to be your friends. We do't want you as friends, you made it clear long ago you didn't want that either. You hate American citizens because the only "America" you give a fuck about is failed enemy nation "The Confederate States Of America". You simp for failed enemy nation Nazi Germany over your own land. You refused vaccines then died in droves from COVID because agreeing with the opposing side on anything is hard & you'd rather die than do it. Hey, good. Less of you. I don't feel bad when your own stupidity is so weaponized that it wipes you out. You made that choice too. >inb4 the Retardlcians shriek & make threats against me for not siding with their deranged bullshit See pic 1 & fuck off. Your god will never be real.
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Random news Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 20:23:49 No. 460857 [Reply]
Just read that the screaming woman from the "scary guy peeks through broken door" meme died recently. Apparently she was homeless and insane. Rip in peace.

Anonymous 07/10/2024 (Wed) 13:22:44 No. 460816 [Reply]
Microsoft Copilot has a real long stick up its asshole.
>>460816 Is that an "AI" or something?

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 13:15:31 No. 460579 [Reply]
Spics got their shit pushed in by a white man πŸ’ͺ🏻. They refused to fuck off back to Mexico & found out.
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>>460770 According to several near death experiences, there are plenty of men like that in Heaven while Christians & pastors pour into hell like snow all the time. That’s Jesus for ya.
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>>460770 It's always good to kill your mothers boyfriend and to dissolve the body in this situation rather than get shot in the head, if mama cries just tell her he went for cigarettes and never came back, said something about her fishy cunt.

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I used super glue to restore my foreskin Anonymous 06/23/2024 (Sun) 09:06:22 No. 460336 [Reply]
I put super glue on my glans then i rolled my shaft skin up, and held it till it dried
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Well, here's my autistic rant about this whole meme: 1) You can't ever get back those nerve-endings that were severed. 2) As someone who was circumcised at birth, I have no idea, also, I can't do anything about it. 3) The stupid "invisible skypersun" meme is stupid. Circumcision already existed, and the Israelites were given it as a sign. But everybody already knew about it, just some (most?) cultures at the time didn't do it. 3.5) They also prohibited tattoos. So be proud that you don't have to obey that one, dirtbag. 4) I feel like it's already so sensitive down there, how on earth could it be _better_ to have even more sensation? Like, I'd rather orgasm in 10 seconds rather than 30? that sure sounds like a bunch of fun. For both of us!
>>460777 >The stupid "invisible skypersun" meme is stupid. Circumcision already existed, and the Israelites were given it as a sign. But everybody already knew about it, just some (most?) cultures at the time didn't do it. That's irrelevant to the fact that at least today it is done purely for superstitious reasons. Even the people who think they aren't are only doing it to follow the authority of people who are ultimately encouraging it for superstitious reasons, at best. Plus, just saying it was done before your specific religion doesn't say anything about why those earlier people did it or if it was for a good reason. >They also prohibited tattoos. So be proud that you don't have to obey that one, dirtbag. Your argument is that you think non-mutilated men are more likely to have tattoos? I find that unlikely. Americans make up the vast majority of western circumcisions, and they're degenerate as fuck. Admittedly, I'm not sure about all these different third world cultures, but I don't care about those subhumans anyway. Though I suppose you do since you're following their baby genital mutilation ritual. >4) I feel like it's already so sensitive down there, how on earth could it be _better_ to have even more sensation? Like, I'd rather orgasm in 10 seconds rather than 30? that sure sounds like a bunch of fun. For both of us! First of all, I don't think OP wants to fuck you in the first place. Secondly, you get used to actually having nerve endings, so no, it doesn't make you finish faster. It just makes it function like it's supposed to. Something I've always been meaning to ask people who believe in this shit. If God created man in his image, and man is born with foreskin, then doesn't that mean God isn't mutilated like this? Why did God create man wrong, and then tell man to fix himself later? Is this some sort of Job-like test? Just to see if you'll do it? Well wait, I've read the book. I know it is. It's not like God says any other reason. He just says to do it, and you're just supposed to cut your own dick off just because he says so. Is there ever an actual part of the bible where Jesus specifically says that rule doesn't count anymore? And if so, why did God make those people do it for a few thousand years, then stop? I feel bad for those guys born during that time, when God was just making them mutilate themselves and their sons for no damn reason. And I know it's no reason because after Jesus came around, people stopped acting like it was as important.
>>460777 I was circumcised recently because I had phimosis. Jacking off still feels good but it's not as pleasurable because I can't stroke the head of my dick when I masturbate, like I could when I had a foreskin and it felt great. Other than that the pleasure factor feels more or less the same.

That Toilet Plane Licker Chick Anonymous 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:37:33 No. 450292 [Reply]
I think this is that chick who made a bunch of videos going on about how the Coronavirus is a hoax some years back, and is the same chick who sucked off a really filthy homeless man without a Condom and let him cum in her mouth for money for a dare and have been trying to find that video for ages now
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>>450292 the best part is, some day that will be somebody's wife and mom to their kids
She needs to be plugged by some Filthy nigger black COCK from Atlanta.

Weird Individual 02/22/2024 (Thu) 15:29:48 No. 456121 [Reply]
Y'all do sth before is too late..
average discord pedo
>>456137 you'll get ate by the strong
Typical Wannabe School Shooter...

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Anonymous 07/09/2024 (Tue) 17:36:12 No. 460786 [Reply]
This guy so handsome
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Reddit Faggot leftists Anonymous 11/22/2023 (Wed) 12:49:13 No. 452837 [Reply]
My account got recently banned from being accused of hate and attacking someone one and this untrue followed even further from the fact that they haven't even pointed out what I said was even that someone just accused me of it and that mod whomever it was just automatically sided with that person and neither of them have even showed what I said was an actual concern warranting banning my account and have actually deleted the comment so there's no way to know that I said to show that it's what they claim it is. I've emailed and messaged every place possible on reddit inquiring about this matter and what I want to know now and what I'm wanting to ask is what and where do I go from here now? thanks
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>>452837 Reddit go pee pee poo poo 🀣 hahahahaha Look at the top of its head!. Dildo head!.
>implying /pol/-run shitholes such as this one value free speech & don't deem all leftist content as "trolling"

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Troon death count thread Anonymous 03/21/2024 (Thu) 19:36:39 No. 457025 [Reply] [Last]
Are there any videos of trannies getting murdered? I can’t find any.
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>>457025 go to watchpeopledie.tv
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>>457025 Quite difficult to find trannies taking L's up the ass.
>>460020 You will never be white

fascist lives matter Anonymous 09/19/2023 (Tue) 19:46:13 No. 450304 [Reply]
so a sheboon nig nog tries to force her own teammate to "take the knee" before the start of the match, but she refuses as she completely has all the right in the world to do so, since you know humans have the right to make up their own minds on what the fuck it is they want to do or not, but of course sheboon probably got all up in her face provoking her to angry to the point of become violent which is what monkeys niggers are very good at doing pissing people off to the point of causing an altercation, but yet whom are we supposed to be sympathetic towards?, oh yeah of fucking course the fucking nig nog. I fucking hate the leftist world we're all forced to live in and under and are shamed and guilted into keeping quite out of fear of being called a racist.
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White people are a disease on this planet
>>460752 Nah, if we were, we would want to live
>>450329 (((WE))) CAN FIX HER

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 03:45:41 No. 460674 [Reply]
Reminder communists landed a craft on Mars, while capitalist Elon Musk landed fuck all on Mars.
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>>460698 Thank you. There’s none of that in communist countries.
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It's true, though, cos NASA is a bunch of muslim faggot commies, and they've put like 1488 objects on Mars.

Anonymous 01/11/2024 (Thu) 17:54:14 No. 454885 [Reply]
Is it true? Is commiecat from /mlp/?
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and thats all i got on-hand, go hunt down the ourobooru for more
original, smol, & 2x versions.
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Hasbro brands in general attract the most mentally ill individuals.

Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 17:32:53 No. 460470 [Reply]
The law of the land has spoken again, troons. Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray! Woohoo yay hooray!
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>>460482 friendly reminder your masculine right-wing icon got turned gay & Jewish & you notsee limp-dicks can't do shit about it. Now go jerk off while you watch your wife fuck black guys, Jin Saotome.
>>460697 And one video of a coal burner means all white woman are It really is pathetic that when in power all liberals do is try to shit on things they are not good enough to make
>CNN after they got bought out by Republicans totally agrees with Trump, it proves he was right! You will never be a man.

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