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The Lord is my Sheperd, i shall not want. Anonymous 07/24/2024 (Wed) 22:14:48 No. 461291 [Reply]
Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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>>461291 ha used to be John Gotti was the dapper Don, Donald Trump is the new diaper Don lol
L schizo thread

Drah Navlag .clip Archive Anonymous 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:30:09 No. 463037 [Reply]
Hey does anyone have access to Drah Navlag Pixiv Fanbox .clip archive? https://drahnavlag.fanbox.cc/
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Anyone?
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Please bro, just one more hit bro, I can quit anytime bro.
Anyone?

An old 8ch post I found Anonymous 12/16/2024 (Mon) 23:23:34 No. 466160 [Reply]
Buts sportsball is even moreso the 800lb gorilla in the room. Imagine a dystopia, where the bread and circuses of the Romans have returned. Now imagine a gladiatorial sport made up of 80% roided up giant africans, cheered on by a bunch of white cheerleaders. Now imagine tens of thousands of rowdy white faces in the stands, wearing the jerseys of these foreigners as if they were the armor and spears of a proud and healthy people, guzzling down on estrogen-hops while these musclebound africans sweat and pounce each other to the screams of the audience and the sexual mating dances of the white cheerleaders. Now imagine millions of overweight, impotent white men sitting on a couch, their gaze transfixed on the television, their emotions tied up on whether Jamal will get the touchdown. They all live vicariously through these negroids that have been elevated to demi-god status by popular culture. TOUCHDOWN! Joe cheers with pride as Jamal does a victory dance; his favorite player scored for the team! The camera pans on Jamal's wife, Brittney, a blonde beauty who met him in college when he was a budding college football player, loved by his college and community. Later that night is a press interview with Jamal; his wife by his side, with what looks to be a black eye. "I'd like to give props to da owner Levi Morowitz for giving me this opportunity!"

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B-ACK-hmut Anonymous 05/21/2023 (Sun) 13:35:19 No. 443600 [Reply] [Last]
Russians just took the city of Bakhmut and the western media is coping by calling this a Ukrainian victory. ITT: we laugh
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>>443600 ha, let see how war go lately, uh, Russiya leave Syria, Assad in Moscow now, Russiya soldiers fleeing Syria, and look, lots of Russiya weapons blown up in Ukraine and Russiya, and North Korean soldiers are fucking useless, die en masse like idiots https://t.me/s/russianocontext so when Russiya starts collapsing who wants to bet Pootin and Assad flee to Pyongyang? LMFAO
>>443600 >wojak Retarded numale spotted.

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Fuckable Fauna General #1 No you didn't poser 04/17/2024 (Wed) 23:00:42 No. 457833 [Reply] [Last]
The purpose of this general is the creation of vassal and companion species for the amusement of humanity on its eternal conquest. This is NOT: a p*rn or fantasy general, a xoophilia advocacy or xoophile rights general, or a roleplay general. Those participating in this thread recognise that: 1. Humanity holds ultimate authority but also responsibility over creation. 2. Carnal relations with anything that has not been remade in our image or originally created by us from scratch is evil and disgusting 3. Anything that threatens to subvert, destroy or reduce the power and sovereignty of humanity must be extinguished. In this thread I hope to discuss with you methods such as selective breeding and genetic engineering that will most quickly and effectively elevate base matter to the rank of cosmic companion. "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."
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>>464132 He already did, thirteen days ago.
>>457833 Dolphins should be a good starting point. They are naturally already nearly as smart as humans and they also have incredibly powerful sperm which can be helpful if dolphins were to be made anthro, also prehensile dicks.

Anonymous 07/26/2024 (Fri) 00:36:16 No. 461330 [Reply]
Start a fund for the 42 year old Chad burning down commiefornia.
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>>461330 ha that climate change burning the planet down drive fossil fuel cars burn all the oil and gas into the atmosphere change the Earth into Venus it will not hurt after we all burn to death lol

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Anonymous 12/15/2024 (Sun) 00:01:42 No. 466086 [Reply]
oh no

/b/ is formally invited to the /christmas/ interboard event of 2024 Anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 04:12:04 No. 465728 [Reply]
Merry Christmas, anon. You are invited to this year's >>>/christmas/ event. This project aims to gather anons from different board from inside and outside 8chan and hang out together and have fun. The planned date is December 14 and 15, so I hope I'll see you there. If you have any questions about the event, please make me know here or in the organization thread >>>/christmas/3691
Event currently open, you can drop by and watch movies tomorrow, more information here >>>/christmas/3773
>>466126 Cool santa hat, bro.

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Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 19:27:33 No. 464503 [Reply]
>4chan: hasn't been good since [meme year] and is now officially gay >8chan: bretty good but has 2 real users and 2 FBI Where can I go to troll and be trolled in a timely fashion? I'm craving anonymous, realtime back-and-forth discourse with likeminded individuals like the olden times
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4chan died in 2013, today is the day it rotted beyond a shred of recovery. RIP OLD/V/, RIP NIGGERTITS SITE. DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
>>466082 What happened today?
sjw's now dance in the skin of what once was 4chan.

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Guys I started collecting porn Anonymous 12/14/2024 (Sat) 03:27:27 No. 466050 [Reply]
and sorting it manually as a hobby 10 years ago. My dick doesn't get hard anymore when I see a sexy picture. I know the picture is sexy, but it's just kind of boring to me, like it's nice, I dig it, but it doesn't make me get hard and go OOGA BOOGA like it did when I was a kid. I can wake my dick up and jack it still, I can even do it normal without porn and everything, my imagination still works fine. I just worry, is this a bad sign? Or is it a good sign? Am I maturing? (I'm in my 30s, I used to jack it 5 times a day until this past year when I started taking meds for my mania, they work I still feel like myself just more in control. I want to fuck not just jack though!!! I DON'T live in a city!!! There are NO prostitutes around me that I know of!!! These are just complaints, sorry, back to the main topic, my dick.) Or am I becoming abnormal? Like a nonhypersexual betamale normie? Normies don't even goon for 24 hours with no sleep ever in their lives not even once. And they call that living. Also just look at this picture, I'm deeply afraid she's thinking about the bull. She wants to call him. It's disgusting what women do.
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>>466097 something might be in your water to make you gay
>>466050 Bro I've been into porn since the 90s, but I got deep into VR porn around... turns out... 10 years ago now. I've even invested thousands of dollars into this NAS so I can have my 300TB (and COUNTING) collection available to me all at my demand. I got all obsessed organizing it with XBVR and wasted a ton of money on toys like The Handy which works with funscripts to sync the motions to the video. I mean, you can really go down a rabbit hole with this stuff, and I certainly have. And I also have noticed that I get, like, "mentally" horny still, like my wife will take her shirt off and I'll think "this is the kind of thing that I really like" but it takes FOCUS to actually physically get the juices flowing these days.

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Names? Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 13:33:43 No. 463842 [Reply]
Here we post girls who we're trying to find out their name and source of origin
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>>465944 Fake ass bitches
source source source >>466008 >>466008 >>466008 >>466008 source source source

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I'm a zoophile, AMA Anonymous 08/23/2024 (Fri) 22:42:41 No. 462434 [Reply] [Last]
I'm a zoophile, ask me anything. (I know we have /zoo/, but I wanted to find a place outside of that spectrum to answer questions)
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so if I open an clinic that does whoopees, and I use the parts to make more people to make money, I would evil, right? I can't hate you, ain't no animal made for fuckin, unless bred for it

The Duality of Man Anonymous 12/13/2024 (Fri) 10:00:29 No. 466015 [Reply]
I do some pretty heinous shit when I'm by myself. Some is just weird masturbation stuff that I'd never tell anyone about, and other things DO affect other people but I'm careful about it so they never know. But outwardly, I'm a relatively successful dude, get along well with my family and coworkers, and seem to be an upstanding person. So most of my life I've had this guilt that "I'm not who people think I am," and I do struggle to accept kindness from others, because I think they wouldn't like me if they knew. And I don't think I'm incorrect in that assumption, but what I HAVE begun to wonder is how unusual is it really to be this way? Not an FBI thread and I'm not trying solicit any confessions here. But I'm just thinking, I only truly know myself and I'm only assuming others are more well adjusted. But really I would never know, just like they don't know about me. Am I all that weird to be living a secret life of outward and inward debauchery? Or is it pretty common and we all just keep it to ourselves?
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>>466015 >> Am I all that weird to be living a secret life of outward and inward debauchery? Or is it pretty common and we all just keep it to ourselves? Don't be too harsh on yourself. Every person in this world has an inner world that is not accesible to the others. Right now you have a lot of people in your life whose secrets would make your jaw drop out of your skull. Does everyone DO stuff? Not everyone is brave enough to explore themselves that deeply. Do they experience it? You can bet your ass they do. We live in a society that has a very defined expectation of what a human being should and should not do, but it's all a lie so the system can keep its gear going. If it becomes too much, definitely find someone you can talk about it seriously. And trust me, there's a lot more empathy in this world than you might imagine.
>>466029 >I'm in that NTR and cuck boat You should definitely kill yourself then.
>>466030 You too.

Spy cam rec Anonymous 12/14/2024 (Sat) 02:02:43 No. 466045 [Reply]
Hypothetical: You have a spare bedroom in your house. You want a spy cam in here. No clocks, phone chargers, whatever. What product would you use? My first thought is if one has a long enough lens wire it could be routed to another room for secure charging and loading/unloading of the memory card. Thoughts?
>>466045 How old is she anon.

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>>466047 I found that pic on old /b/ ages ago, not mine

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Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 16:35:17 No. 458494 [Reply]
my wife
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>>464633 Who is she and where is she from?
>>464711 Ochette, from Octopath Traveler 2. She's a good girl who goes on a journey to save her village from disaster. A real ray of sunshine that brings the whole party together. You should play her game, it's pretty good.
>>464700 better yet >>/zoo/

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Anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 02:47:21 No. 465721 [Reply]
your mother is ashamed of you
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>>466020 shill detected
>>466017 >The purpose of your existence, and the existence of all living things, is the pursuit of the creation of the ultimate lifeform t. Shadow the Hedgehog
>>466067 coldsteel teh hedheg "teh, nothing personnel kid"

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