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I fucked a wasp, ask me anything Anonymous 11/10/2024 (Sun) 02:28:40 No. 464807 [Reply]
I am currently in a committed relationship with a wasp queen, yes the insect. Ask me anything in the replies and I will answer. Here is the story/context: >be me >have a bug problem >this fucking massive wasp keeps flying around the room and distracting me >try for a few days to slap it out of the air, use a flyswatter, i even tried to use chemicals >nothing works >eventually have a funny idea >assume it would never work but decide to give it a try >open some porn and start jacking off >just as im about to cum i aim my dick at the wasp >bullseye >the wasp crash landed on my table, it couldnt fly but it was clearly still alive >wasp covered in cum is kind of turning me on >decide to keep it going

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cool story bro
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Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 03:46:18 No. 464917 [Reply]
Retributive justice is evil and counterproductive.
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>>464917 No, it isn't. All subhumans deserve to be locked, tortured and killed. >counterproductive Productivity is slavery. Be free and never produce anything for anyone.
>>464941 A man invents A slave consumes
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The primary point of jail is to lock you away so you realize how good freedom is and how much you lose by doing a crime. Rehabilitation and self-reflection are good things to improve both individuals and society, the problem is some people, mostly niggers, don't learn and should just be executed after so many serious crimes.

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Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:31:17 No. 460589 [Reply]
i will be forced to marry a whore with a blown out cunt when I reach thirty. what do?
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>>460589 Who is forcing you? How are they forcing you?
>>464934 His landlord. His single income isn't enough to pay for rent.
>>460593 cut your dick off AND cut your nose off!

Confused looking anime girls with interrogative marks above their heads Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 00:38:44 No. 464951 [Reply]
Confused looking anime girls with interrogative marks above their heads
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Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 14:48:27 No. 464879 [Reply]
Going to get married tomorrow. Don't have enough cash available. Can any anonymous may help me with $2k to help me to get married? Crypto will be best
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>>464935 If anyone did offer they would be inundated by Anons pretending to be you. Anyone that charitable has already been bled dry by mostly liars and scammers by now. The most likely result of this thread is a troll demanding services for money that they'll never give you.
>>464879 No because getting married in 2024 is the dumbest thing a guy can co

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Sudden deaths from the covid vaccine Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 19:54:47 No. 460748 [Reply] [Last]

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>implying all these sudden deaths were not caused by Isis Enjoy your easy life of never being targeted, faggot. Fuck you.
OP is the only goyem in here, the rest of y'all are mossad glowies trying to gaslight germ theory denialism
>> 464921 No u

LIVE FAST EAT ASS Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 09:41:44 No. 464839 [Reply]
LIVE FAST EAT ASS
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>>464839 >Live fast No.
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>>464852 LIVE SLOW TIME TO GO

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Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 01:07:39 No. 464907 [Reply]
How do I get one of those do-nothing management jobs where I live in a sterile NYC skyloft, go to a bunch of fancy fundraiser parties and fuck secretaries?
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>>464910 Also this most likely
How to become friends with a hiring manager as a broke autist in a dead end job?
>>464913 orchestrate him almost dying and save him

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halp - character design Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 21:54:54 No. 464895 [Reply]
I'm playing around with a character design and I want to check their appearance matches their intended traits before going further. For each image, separately: >what could their ethnicity be >what is their age >describe their personality
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>>464897 Thanks anon, I appreciate it.
>>464898 A rapeable Christian would have been another
Sheltered Brit of Scandonavian decent, 16-18, Christian, a bit silly and spoiled, feminist, extremely naive, outgoing, agreeable, neurotic, not too curious

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Anonymous 08/23/2024 (Fri) 18:22:02 No. 462424 [Reply]
can white ppl from africa say the n word?
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>>462424 I'm a White person from America and I can say nigger, so I'm sure White Africans can say it too. t. engaged to a black woman
Uh hi there I come from the country of NIGGER that's where I live NIGGER also known as the Republic of NIGGER you wanna know what I do there I oversee the NIGGER Armed Forces where we help NIGGER defend itself from CHAD incursions

Drah Navlag .clip Archive Anonymous 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:30:09 No. 463037 [Reply]
Hey does anyone have access to Drah Navlag Pixiv Fanbox .clip archive? https://drahnavlag.fanbox.cc/
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Anyone?
kemono.su/fanbox/user/80176299 you mean this? dont think ive even heard of drah navalah until now
>>464863 I’m looking for access to his .clip archive? https://drahnavlag.fanbox.cc/posts/4205411

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Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 01:03:57 No. 464754 [Reply]
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I just lost the game. And now you did too.
>>464754 You make one more thread with that damned dog OP and I'm going to delete all but the original.
>>464776 this one and the "what actually is oatmeal" one were me, i did not make the missing boards one but it is where i got the image from because i thought it looked funny
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Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 08:24:55 No. 464773 [Reply]
You do not hate 4cuck enough.
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>>464773 Sure I do.
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>>464842 I believe that. That shit happened a lot back in the day. I only saved my data, because I had it all transferred to DVD-Rs.
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>>464773 >You do not hate 4cuck enough. I don't hate them at all. I'd have to actually care what those neoredditors are up to in order to feel anything towards them.

Anonymous 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:22:16 No. 464665 [Reply]
I have decided to do the unthinkable. Per Donald Trump's victory, I have decided to ACTUALLY COMMISSION NEW COMMIECAT OC. I shall commission artwork of commiecat wearing a MAGA hat, as all commiecats are True American Patriots.
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>>464706 I think coco's commissions are closed, but there is a commission sheet. I wouldn't say it's cheap, but you would get high quality big titty art.
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I've always craved the Old Guard's approval and recognition, but it was never to be. That is fine, because I learned to walk my own road. I don't need the Old Guard.
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>>464665 >MAGAcat ... You promise?

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EAL NVQ L1 Diploma in Performing Manufacturing Operations Anonymous 10/29/2024 (Tue) 19:57:43 No. 464465 [Reply]
I've been looking into getting training in machining but it looks like that the courses available are for those already working in the field and like to know if you can only do those courses while employed or if there's any courses in machining where you don't need to be working in that field already?
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>>464476 WTF did this have to do with the thread's subject matter?
>>464488 machining my balls into your mouth
Yo

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Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 19:27:33 No. 464503 [Reply]
>4chan: hasn't been good since [meme year] and is now officially gay >8chan: bretty good but has 2 real users and 2 FBI Where can I go to troll and be trolled in a timely fashion? I'm craving anonymous, realtime back-and-forth discourse with likeminded individuals like the olden times
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>>464503 any Patch chan maybe
>>464503 >>464521 terrible memes
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>>464798 >text posting on an image board kys faget

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